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But aside from that, you'd have no problems having sex with a cartoon character?

EDIT: Nevermind, I think I just answered my own question.

EDIT EDIT: At least she still has big knockers.

Shut up, you two! I almost had me a Malibu Stacey convertible!

It's not???

Holy crap! In that case, I'm stealing my sister's Malibu Stacey dolls!

I don't see why anyone wouldn't want to play a game about an anthromorphic pig with big knockers!

On a side note, I read several years ago that they WERE going to convert this game into English.

Obviously, that deal fell through.

My mum held up a liquor store the other night and shot two people, but I still respect her!

I LOVE BIBLE CAMP!

Yeah, the ten commandments said "Though shalt not dream about dick if thy are male, nor shalt thou enjoy listening to Liza Minelli or Kylie Minogue."

I'd be cool about it.  

They do, but they go to hell -- DAMN HEATHENS!!!

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Don't worry, SSH -- if it gets locked, it won't be our fault cause I think Vel's just opened a whole new can of worms up there.

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You shouldn't use irony if you don't understand it, phlegmwad -- I mean, you're so lame if you can't understand the irony in my witty inter-textual reference to the Photoshop Phriday competition!

| h@><0r u OMG WTF STFU 1337 n00b gtg lololol GARDA!!!1!1!

SSH: Awww, you changed your post -- Now everyone will think I'm nuts for posting the hidden shit.

You can't even tell what day of the week it is!

OMG U SO N00B LOL STFU PWND BBQ!!!!

Actually, it's Non-photoshop Monday.

EDIT: Also, I shit you not: that is an original photo, including the dog. (What were the chances, eh?)

Meanwhile, back in San Francisco...

Yeah, you would.

Pffft, that has nothing to do with gay marriage or sex with dogs!

You rest nothing, m'boy!!!

*sigh*

I said:

both have the capacity

In other words, the 80% you mentioned DO have the capacity to go to work, pay taxes, adopt, commute, and interact with other humans on an insightful and intelligent level.

Sure, they may not always do those things, but the capacity is still there just the same as any human beings.

What I was trying to say was: your joke doesn't work.

So.... p\/\/n3d!

Anyway, you are right though, this topics headed into silliness!

BACK TO GAY PEOPLE EVERYONE!

RE, that logic fails for two reasons: (1) It's easier to pass a law allowing legal sex with dogs, instead of marriage with dogs (as dogs can't apply for the rights that humans can) and (2) Wanting sex is a stupid reason for marrying a dog anyway.

SSH, you obviously didn't carefully read what I wrote, did you?  

Bubba has very strong hands -- they sometimes hurt.

Don't just give him the links!!!

Finding abandonware is supposed to be a magical journey, and just giving away the links ruins it for everybody.

(Also, CJ said we're not allowed to, or else he'll go to prison and will get touched up by a beefy guy named Bubba!)

Why would anyone want to marry their dog in the first place?

That's a stupid argument.

You see, it's logical for a guy to marry another guy, or a woman to marry another woman -- both have the capacity to go to work, pay taxes, adopt, commute, and interact with other humans on an insightful and intelligent level.

A dog spends most of its days sleeping, licking its nads, and trying to fuck the next-door neighboor's on-heat poodle.

What I'm trying to say is this; human rights (such as marriage) don't apply to dogs, cause DOGS AREN'T HUMAN.

Meanwhile, gay people (despite what some bible-basher say) are.

So tell your roommate he's nuts for even coming up with that.

Trappy does it again:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=25644