Quote from: shbazjinkens on Mon 16/02/2004 09:06:26
DG, I think we all know that Australia was mostly populated by criminals.
Watch your wallets around this one.
Yeah, but at least they had to force us off of Britain.
Unlike you Americans, who were all prissy and just didn't like the place.
You were all like "Cry cry, waa waa! We are so oppressed here! hey, let's build a ship and call it the Mayflower (Pfft, sounds like a load of hippy shit to me!)! We'll use our guns to kill those dangerous, unarmed Indians too! And we don't like this tea tax! Oh, boo hoo, woe is us!"
I read Australia's colonial criminal history, and one guy was sent here from Britain just cause he stole a hanky.
Hear that: He was sent to jail here for stealing A HANKY!
He risked his life just so he could blow his nose!
And the British government forced him off the country just for that!
That's what I call BALLS! BIG HAIRY ONES!
But, boo hoo, you rebel cause the British make you pay too much for your precious tea!
POOR DIDDUMS!
Har har har!
P.S. Your comments also have nothing to do with the fact I have older country-based heritage than you and Vel put together! So, deep throat that!
PirateJack: Watch it, pal! My Great-grandmother invented the serpent story!
