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So IT wAs HIIIM!!!11! RETarDed!!1! MOroN!!!1

And I WAS BlaMInG TeH PooR RONalD!

IT WaS DONAlD!!!1! I HATe DONaLDs!!!1!

A typical Farlander response -- It makes no sense and looks retarded.

With all due respect, this is not something they can lie about. Firstly, I don't believe the WMD accusation is a lie. There think there are Iraqi weapons of mass destruction hidden in arab states such as Syria and Lebanon. And the problem is that since the search hasn't ended yet this can't be called a "lie". However, if a nosy reported writes that the Saddam the Americans caught is a double Bush is over.

To make the point more clear - let's take two situations with the WMDs.
1) Bush invented a story about Iraq having WMDs, and is now running a phoney search for them.
2) Bush announced he found the WMDs, when in fact all he has is a rocket-shaped.

Which lie is by far the worse from a public relations point of view?

Case in point about WMDs -- Bush said in his State of the Union address that Hussein sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.

The CIA later said this was untrue (after the war, mind you).

Also, Iraqi scientists say that Saddam's weapons of mass destruction program was all a lie -- They basically lied to him on weapons projects to get increase their funding but the money never went to any development of arms.

Also, keep in mind US intelligence sources say the US government were considering planting WMDs in Iraq.

Did you want me to continue?

DG: I hope that was pure sarcasm and that you don't really think it's fake.

After all the lies the US Government has told over the last few decades, it's kinda hard to not be skeptical.

HE'S A WITCH!!

BURN HIM!!

They even done dna tests.So how can it not be saddam. 8)

You're right!

The DNA tests prove it's Saddam!

After all, the US Government has never falsified reports!

And there are WMDs in Iraq! Seriously!

And the tooth fairy is REAL -- She gangbangs with Santa and the Easter Bunny before a Leprechaun jumps out of her vagina!

One point I'd like to make, that really has nothing to do with saddam, I think....Do all the people that blame bush for the economy really think it goes bad in just a couple of years? Isn't it more likely that it was screwed up in the first place? Say with the last president?

Acutally, you could even say that the president before that was responsible.

And even the president before THAT.

Reaganomics my arse!

Another thing that I want to add is that now Bush is blamed for being guilty of having armed Saddam and all that... But let´s remember that it was another president (Reagan?) who did it. That´s so fucking obvious... but sometimes it seems that we forget it.

(Left) US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld shaking hands with a good friend in the 80s. (Right) Rumsfeld today with his pet monkey.

I've also got it on video if you've like to see: http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB82/shakinghands_high.wmv

Also, have a think about who was Vice President during the Reagan era.

In fact, Bush can be an arse and all that stuff, but he removed two tyrans of the power, things that no previous president has done since Rooselvelt, I think.

Yes, he removed two tyrans of power, but all he's going to do is put two more tyrans of power in place.

I think him being a retard and a mediocre hack was reason enough to be vocal and bash him.

And it does make a difference: It gives me a chickle!

For example, take these wacky pieces of satire I found on google:






(This one if my favourite cause he is riding a large penis, and penises are funny)

HAHAHAHAHA, THEY'RE FUNNY CAUSE THEY'RE TRUE!!!

Sure, hating Bush won't accomplish much.

But he's a fucking moron.

And I'll be damned before I start LIKING a fucking moron.

Not only that, he's a fucking moron in one of the most powerful positions in the world.

I mean, the guy can (barely) control a full-scale war on a small country in the Middle East yet he says stupid shit like "All our imports come from overseas!"

Yeah, no shit sherlock!

Even Maddox agrees Bush is a moron: http://maddox.xmission.com/limits_to_freedom.html

To quote Maddox: "He is a moron."

Maddox even goes so far to suggest a box of Tic Tacs would make a better president: http://maddox.xmission.com/tictacs.html

Sure, the article is humourous, but Maddox makes a pretty convincing argument.

Even his poll shows more people agree a box of Tic Tacs makes a better president.

So, I think it's pretty obvious why so many get heated about the president: He's a fucking moron appointed to one of the most powerful positions in the world.

Shouldn't we have someone who's... umm... responsible... and ohh lets say... intelligent... in such a seat of power.

You know? Someone who isn't a crackhead and can crew food properly?

OH WAIT, HOW COULD I HAVE THOUGHT SUCH A STUPID FUCKING THING!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

P.S. The US economy is also up shit creek due to Bush's mismanagement -- it was reported just a few minutes ago that the US Dollar hit an all-time low against the Euro.

And guess what?

Conspiracy theorists in the US say that it is all an evil plan by Europe to bring down the US Government.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *boom*

Whoops, fell out of my chair.

Anyway, you've still got to wonder about the oil -- Even when the oil trading currency in Iraq was changed from US Dollars to Euros in Nov 2000.

I don't know if they've changed back already, but something tells me they will.

Cheapr oil for the US -- You bet!

Then the same oil companies that used to sleep with Bush, Cheney, etc can charge 10 times the ordinary price to decent, hard-working Americans (and even a few mean-spirited, slack-arsed ones too).

Huzzah, Bush -- You'll save the ecomony you fucked up in the first place, and all it took was a war!

Hmmm..

YOU BEAT ME TO IT YOU BITCH!!!

You're forgiven for "Get Drunk" -- that's the kinda Christmas cheer I like to see.

[What is a Photoshop Phriday?]

What is a Photoshop Phriday?

Photoshopping isn't drawing a completely new image -- It's editing images to create a new image, such as editing one image or combining several images.

Also, you don't have to specifically use Photoshop -- Paint Shop Pro, MSPaint, or any other programs can be used.

See this link:
http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop/

And for other examples, see here:
http://www.worth1000.com/

The two above websites should give a fair idea of what is involved.

Also, make sure your image doesn't exceed the width of the screen -- If it does, I will delete it.

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What do I have to do?

This week's Photoshop Phriday is: "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

Very simple this week -- Christmasfy adventure games.

I'm not just talking about adding a pissy red hat to the main character or adding a tree with presents -- I'm talking about thinking outside the box (forgive the pun).

For example, have Jimmy Stewart running down the streets of Rubacava shouting "MERRRRRY CHRISTMAS AUTOMAT!!!!"

Noel, suckers!

That's it!

I'm removing all the games you released this year from the list cause you called me a fool!

PWND!!!!1!

Vel's games are there.

Trust me -- I've suffered enough shameless pimping to know his games are out there.

As for your games (and this is just a minor suggestion), have you ever thought about POSTING A FUCKING LINK before chastising me?

Who's the assnut now?

[BEFORE]

No wonder I didn't find it if I compiled the list before he released the game.

I'll add it soon.

However, DO NOT post any more new additions from the Announcements and Games in Production forums to this thread.

If someone releases a game in the forums in the next few weeks, I will find it.

All I'm looking for (and I've made this very clear) is ANY GAME RELEASED BEFORE 9 DECEMBER 2003 i.e. any game from, say, January 2003 that I might have missed.

P.S. You're not nominating or seconding anything at this stage -- I am only compiling a list games so far.

The nominations will start on the 1st of Jan.

BerserkerTails: I'll include any demos released in the production forum up to the 31 December.

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James Kay: I could not find Darth's The House demo -- If he can provide a link for the game, I'll add it to the registration list.

At the moment you can't actually nominate the game -- I'm only registering game for nominations at the moment.

Also, you can only nominate it for the demo category.

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AGA: We'll wait till the nominations are released -- read on for why.

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Everyone, I know some games are team efforts, but right now I only need to know the main developer of the game i.e. the source.

I know I've changed a few team-effort games so far, but I can see I'm going to get a lot more, which is going to complicate the list and probably confuse a lto fo people.

What I'll do is this: I'll change all the team efforts when the nominations are over -- that way we have a set list of who's been nominated for what category and I can change it that way.

This has worked in the past, so I'll keep using this system.

Both would qualify.

'Where's Maggie' would qualify in the full games.

The new demo would qualify -- you'll notice I included new versions of 'Ace Quest 2 Demo' and 'By The Sword Demo'.

This only applies if the demo is somehow changed dramatically.

Minor updates do not apply.

Adding a whole lot of new rooms and characters would count, so I'll add the new Simpsons Demo and I'll add 'Where's Maggie' when it's released.

I have surprises in my pants!  

What is it? Is it candy?

Oops, you grabbed the candy and made a mess!

Call the fire brigade!

please change add ghormak to the spellbound credits

thank you

Music?

They surely will -- just make sure you post them in the Announcement forum where I can see them.

"THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!"