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Dear DG MacPhee:

Why Xmas is so depressing for many of us?

Why do we accept the red dressed Santa Claus? It was invented by Coca-Cola in the past Century! We should fight againt this capitalist enviroment!!!11!

It's better than celebrating the birth of Jesus, which we all know was a creation of Nike.

Dear DG,

Why does my apartment smell like a bowling alley. I mean there are no lanes and i don't see any bowlers here, yet it smells like a league just left. oh please help.

I ain't going to help -- Clean your own fucking mess, you slob!

what does DG stand for anyways??

What do you want it to stand for, sailor?  

DG = Dick Girl
(Don't tell DG that I told you, mkay? )

Well, next time don't put it in brackets, genius!

Search on E-bay.

That's as good as anyone will probably tell you cause WAREZ AER WRONG!!!1!

Naughty naughty naughty!

Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away, Jones.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Sweet Jesus!

That looks cool; And by cool, I mean totally sweet.

And that what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!

Endless shitty sequels.

I am dealing with retards.  :

How about the following categories:
Best sub-game:

For any adventure games that have an action sequence or any kind of sub-game, to encourage these to be good, too!

Too  specific  -- not all games have sub-games, so we'll have to separate/identify the ones with sub-games and the ones that don't.

And I (nor anyone else, for that matter) do not have the time to play that many games.

Best script:

If game-makers coded up an incredibly handy function or sequence for their game, they can publish it so that others can benefit and learn and this would allow them to be entered for this award. This would encourage people to share any cool scripting they did rather than keep it to themselves.

We already have a best scripting award in the technical section -- if the designer wishes to make their script available for public domain, that's their decision.

Most technically helpful:

Person who has helped out others a lot in the forums or on IRC, be it on scripting or art or music

A lot of the times, that's what the lifetime achievement award is for.

It seems to me that the awards could maybe have a "constitution" that says they are to encourage innovation and excellence in all parts of the AGS community and encoyrage people to help each other, too. Or maybe it could say that its just a mutual appreciation exercise...  

We already have a set of rules, which pretty much acts as a constitution.

Besides, I don't want to get too over-the-top in rules, constitutions and such things or else the fun gets sucked out of it.

Best AGS stuff coverage - what do you think about that?

I was half serious, my good man.

Half-serious?

Riiiiiight.

You've already asked me about this and I've told you why we're not having it.

Don't ask again.


Listen, before everyone starts swamping me with category ideas, listen up:

I HAVE NO PLANS TO ADD ANY NEW CATEGORIES THIS YEAR EXCEPT MAYBE FOR VOICE ACTING, WHICH DEPENDS ON THE AMOUNT OF GAMES WITH VOICE PACKS.

Sure, you can suggest, but it'd have to be something VERY crucial.

Because if it was two, that would be stupid.

Groovy.

And you just convinced me to return to the world of AGS, Ghost.

Sorry, STFU, but it looks like you don't get your wish! (HAR HAR HAR LOSER!!! )

[What is a Photoshop Phriday?]

What is a Photoshop Phriday?

Photoshopping isn't drawing a completely new image -- It's editing images to create a new image, such as editing one image or combining several images.

Also, you don't have to specifically use Photoshop -- Paint Shop Pro, MSPaint, or any other programs can be used.

See this link:
http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop/

And for other examples, see here:
http://www.worth1000.com/

The two above websites should give a fair idea of what is involved.

Also, make sure your image doesn't exceed the width of the screen -- If it does, I will delete it.

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What do I have to do?

This week's Photoshop Phriday is: "OMG FURRY!!1!"

This one is a little advanced -- Simply construct a combination of an AGS user and an animal to create a FURRY FAN!1!! OMGLOLWTF!!!!

Fur exmaple (LOL I MADE A FUNNY!), this pic of an Ericdog:



Who's a good boy?!

Yes, you are!

YES, YOU ARE!!!

SHMOOGIE WIDDLE POOCHIE POO!!

Ahem...

Anyway, get to work!

The thing with KQ2 remake was that the whole story was rewritten-- It's practically a new game with the same structure.

For example, it fleshed-out the Dracula and Witch characters.

And I am calm, Yuf -- That's why I've announced my RETIREMENT FROM AGS FOREVER!!!

STFU CONVINCED ME!!!

Also, don't call them 'retards' cause that derogitory.

Call them 'dick stroking poofter fucks'.

Over a 180 posts and someone decides to ask an actual tech support question???

WHY NOW?

BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE YOUR HANDS UP YOUR TROUTS ARSE'S TWENTY FOUR SEVEn!!!!!111118SADFL


Oh, sorry. Forgot who I was for a second...

Well, you sure showed me.

Over a 180 posts and someone decides to ask an actual tech support question???

WHY NOW?

Why are some people Numb-Nuts and what does it mean
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I think you just answered your own question.

Yes, and I trust the opinions of people who anonymously log in without providing any way to rectify such "shitty web design".

Yep, you've convinced me -- I'm giving up this whole stupid AGS Awards things, seeing as how everyone else here has praised or given constructive criticism for my work, yet you've told me to "shut the fuck up" and that my web design "Looks like it was made by a 12 year old" so of course I would listen to that.

Goodbye everyone -- I'm giving up the whole AGS thing cause some pussy-assed anonymous troll retard fuckwit told me I have "shitty site design" skills and, obviously, he knows what he's talking about!

For lovers of history: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_147.html

How come the BG isn't in 800 by 600, I thought you'd want to take advantage of the resolution, you'll probably need to use 32-bit aswell, just to cut down the file size,.

You can't go higher than 800 by 600!!!!

Such resolution doesn't exist!!!!

There's something similar between doug and toby,

they're both masterbating.

You have a pretty damn strange idea of how one "masturbates".

I don't think I've met anyone who uses the top of their wrists to do so.

Then again, I've haven't met that many people who'll admit to masturbating on a regular basis.

Please, sir, can I have some more?

but the actual game left me wanting something better...

Ahem, I'll repeat: HOT LESBIAN SIMS!!!