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I have a 40Gb Barracuda ATA IV from Segate -- it is quiet, contains plenty of space for video editing, and has given me no probs.

Isn't electing a guest host,like, sixteen words ?
The guest host will be the one who first says: I need some hot stuff baby this evening!

Allrite, allrite, 19 words... It's still less than....erm i dont know... It is still LESS!

Yes, it is LESS but think about this:

How can I type those words when I suddenly decide to go on holiday without even thinking about Photoshop Phriday?

There's a perfectly good reason my mind was occupied with eating seafood, hanging with my girlfriend, and swimming in the sea, as opposed to writing 16-19 words for a Photoshop contest.

But once again, if you have any complaints, direct them to my e-mail at STIFFSHIT@STIFFSHIT.COM

The crazy thing is this ain't no organised PP thread -- the no-goodnicks run this forum!!!

Nostra: I coulda done that, except I went on an improvised holiday up the coast, which meant I couldn't do neither PP organisation or guest hosts.

What??

No second gunman on a grassy knoll??

goatse?


oh god no

Hell fucking yes!

I welcome any new type of awards to the AGS Community --  the more the merrier (Yay for diversity).

However, a word of warning: doing an awards ceremony is tough work -- you have to either a) tally a large amount of votes or b) try to get people's attention, especially if it looks like you're not all that serious.

I'm not knocking your goal, assassination, as I think it's a great idea -- However, be careful in expectations as not too many people know who you are or what kind of credentials you have.

This is based upon my failed few months organising MAGS (which is now blossoming through the work of others) and my annual labour of love: 'The AGS Awards'.


CJ: That's pretty much how the awards work



Also, news to all -- Some of you might notices I'm running a personal account from Sylpher.com.

Well, I've also got a space for the AGS Awards and will be uploading a whole new site to the space in the next few week.

Cheers

I've been to court -- no big deal, but was shitting myself at the time.

It was cause I stole a witches' hat in a city construction site and a rookie cop caught me.

The justice system is fucked and I am the world's worst thief.

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Dear DeeGee:
How can such an important topic like this one be at the bottom of the second page of the forum??

Because the joke died -- Thanks sooooo much for resurrecting it.

(In case you can't tell, I'M BEING SARCASTIC!)

- Why english is a stupid language?

Let's face it:
There's no egg in the egg plant;
no Ham in the hamburger
and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hot dog,
you can be pretty sure it isn't canine.
English muffins were not invented in England;
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted; but if we examine its paradoxes
we find that quicksand takes you down slowly.
Boxing rings are square.
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth, one goose, two geese.
So one moose, two meese?
Is cheese the plural of choose?
One mouse, two mice; one louse, two lice,
one house, two hice?
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught,
or the grocer groce, or hammers ham?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what the heck does a humanitarian eat?!
Why do people recite at play, yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship...?
Have feet that smell and noses that run?
How can the weather be as hot as hell in one day and as cold as hell on another?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
where a house can burp up as it burns down,
and in which you fill in a form by filling it out
and a bell is only heard once it goes!
How can slim chance and fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy be opposites?

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race (which of course isn't a race ar all)
That is why you get in and out of a car, and on and off a bus.
When the stars are out they are visible,
but when the lights are out they are invisible.
And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts,
but when I wind up this post, it ends...?

The answer you seek is on this page:

http://www.goatse.cx/

Hey, you stole that from Ann Landers.. Or that Or that guy who makes fun of people who can't write.

Ann Landers will soon end up prison and will get gangbanged by Martha Stewart, so it's better to ask me anyway.

blah blah blah?

A better question would be "Who cares?"

DG always cares about every living creature.

DICKHEAD!

Sorry, but no PP this week cause I took an improvised emergency holiday.

It was a choice between: a) spending time with my girlfriend, eating seafood, going to the beach, and reading a Nick Hornby novel, or b) doing a Photoshop Phriday.

The choice was obvious.

If you have any complaints, STIFF SHIT!! HAHAHAHAHA!! PWND!

They killed off a lot of Deceptecons but some came back to life.

And I remember a 3rd series episode where Starscream came back as a ghost.

OMG, I'm a quote!

This might be just my Westernised thinking, but if a kitchen has a mass amount of oil wouldn't a kitchen also have a mass amount of water too.

I mean, most kitchens usually do.

And even if your water supply isn't working, isn't it cheaper to buy a litre of oil instead of using the oil you paid a good price for?

And even if the shops have blown up, couldn't you just find a river?

Once again, probably my Westernised thinking.

 :o :o :o

Besides, we hear Farlander loud and clear -- doesn't mean we can't do it with a bit of jest.

 :o


EDIT: Couldn't help myself.

I'm not telling jokes -- My single posts merely act as emphasis to Farlander's point.





Oh, who am I kidding?

COOL!!

Wow, nice avatar, remixor!

It's not me, cause I reply with more than one line all the time!

I think the movie was filmed by Zapruder -- I even have a theory of a shot hitting Paris' face from a grassy knoll.