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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070290/

I'll try and grab a clip from the video sometime soon.

OMG -- TerranRICH just jumped off a twenty-three storey building!

Let's jump after him, like lemmings off a cliff!!

Scotch, I know you mean well, and whatever the case may be with everyone's "hate", changing Roger's hello message to pimp a game is still annoying -- and rationalising such actions doesn't change that.

Layabout was in his rights to take such an action.

No, you got banned for changing Roger's hello message.

My "style"?

We TOTALLY did.

SWEET!  8)

I don't really care about all this CJ/JC stuff -- I mean, my biggest contributuion to this thread was a picture of Buddy Jesus ('Nuff said, right?).

Also, I'm not a Christian -- used to be, but am not anymore.

However, I will say this: If Jesus were alive today, I'm sure he'd realise that refering to CJ as 'Jesus' or 'God' or whatever is just a joke.

I mean, Jesus loved hookers, taxmen, and even the people who crucified him -- The dude sounds pretty patient to me.

I'm sure he'd see it's all just one big elaborate joke, and understands that he's still respected by millions upon million of people.

However, to show non-discrimination for all religions, I propose we rotate Chris' deity name on a daily basis:

On Sunday: Jesus/God/Holy Spirit
On Monday: Buddha
On Tuesday: Gandhi
On Wednesday: Krishna
On Thursday: Yahweh
On Friday: Ganesha

Saturday will be our non-denominational day, to appease atheists and agnostics.


And while we're on religious matters:

Screw you guys -- AGS was just a prank!!!1!

OMG ADVENTURE GAMES -- WHO PLAYS THOSE ANYMORE!!1!

Hpwever, if you are all luckey, I will add LESN FLAAERRASEE!!!!!

Yay! let's all ressurect lots of ancient threads and trick people!

Let's not but say we did.

And I'm actually Chris Jones -- he was just a prank character and AGS was a prank too!!1!

I FOOL YUO ALL FOR THREE YEARS!!! COUTN THEM!!!!11!!! LOL!!1!

Dear DGMacphee,

My cat goes poop a lot. I don't mind it, and there really isn't anything unusual about it. But what I do find alarming is her need to run through the house at top speed following her bowel movement. Why is she so compelled to run into one room, stop, look at random spots in the air, turn, and run to another room, then back to the first room, after every time she poops? Is it a sign of ill health? Are tiny poop fairies plaguing her? Should I hire a priest? Thank you in advance.

Love,
Bruised Weasel

That's not poop -- You have the ghost of a cat molester in your house.

The best way to solve this is to call Peter Venkman.


"Two in the box!"
"Ready to go!"
"We be fast..."
"AND THEY BE SLOW!"

My cat used to do that too! But it doesn't anymore....

becasue now  it does its business in the garden instead, she runs through the garden at top speed following her bowel movement.

At least this is a sign of improvement. (Wow! I totally busted a rhyme!)

My cat just sneaks into my room and shits in my bed !!!

I hope it does not do it on your head. (I did it again!)

Why are you smiling about that?

Is it because his head is fat?

Maybe it's because his bed is the cat's litter box
and he thinks HE's the one pulling the joke on the cat.

"I like to wear socks," said the fox.
"And I cause trouble," said the cat in the hat.

STFU N00B!!!

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I don't mean to be a pain the ass.  I just think that films as recent as 1990 could be considered a classic.  Plus what's this "Old Hollywood", "New Hollywood"?  Since when do Classic films have to come out of Hollywood?

Yes, you are being a pain in the ass.

As for Old Hollywood and New Hollywood, I suggest you look them up for more detail -- But simply put, Old Hollywood was a period where films had a more conventional style and structure.

It died when new Hollywood took over -- New Hollywood represented a counter-culture against convention and story that began in the 60s and it practically changed Hollywood.

New Hollywood died about 1980-81 when studios began to focus more on blockbusters.

As for 90s classics, I'M NOT FUCKING ASKING FOR 90s CLASSICS, AM I?

And as for classic films not coming out of Hollywood, you'll see I wrote:

"I'm talking about stuff like classic "Old Hollywood"" -- And, if I'm not mistaken, stuff like classic Hollywood films can come out of other cities/countries/planets/whatever the fuck you want.

Now, like I said, it's fucking obivous what I'm asking here, so stop being a dick trying to over-define every last detail and just tell me your fucking favourite films from the fucking golden years!

Quin: Whatever the case, whether 60s is an arbitray point or not, I think it's pretty obvious what I'm asking here.

I'm talking about stuff like classic "Old Hollywood" films, as opposed to "New Hollywood" films.

Okay, let me try and make this as clear as possible:

Roman Holiday, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Vertigo: LIST IN THREAD

Matrix, Bad Boys 2, Caddy Shack, Die Hard: DON'T LIST

So, just list your damn favourite classic movies and don't give me any grief.  


Quint: As for why I asked people to list their favourite classic movies instead of all-time fav movies, read my very first post!

Again me...

Did this topic die?

On second thought... I don't want to know...

Too bad -- Yes, it did die and it was a nice peaceful death and YOU RUINED IT!!

* DGMacphee sees the Statue of Liberty.

YOU BLEW IT UP -- DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

Go home and masturbate...

Is this a recorded message? Have you no shame?

You sound tense -- maybe you should masturbate.

DG my dear,

Who is cos777?

Keyser Soze.

Now, that I think about it, any one of us could be the father of Eric's baby.

Okay then, let me rephrase my original question...

What're your favourite pre-1960 films?

Yeah, but you didn't get Tim Schafer pregnant.

Man, Rene is going to be pissed (and maybe a little amazed).

Can we call the baby Daniel Jr?

The other kids can call him Danju!