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[What is a Photoshop Phriday?]

What is a Photoshop Phriday?

Photoshopping isn't drawing a completely new image -- It's editing images to create a new image, such as editing one image or combining several images.

Also, you don't have to specifically use Photoshop -- Paint Shop Pro, MSPaint, or any other programs can be used.

See this link:
http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop/

And for other examples, see here:
http://www.worth1000.com/

The two above websites should give a fair idea of what is involved.

Also, make sure your image doesn't exceed the width of the screen -- If it does, I will delete it.

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What do I have to do?

This week's Photoshop Phriday is: "Real Life Puzzles"

This one is a little more advanced than previous ones.

Simply photoshop two or more real life images to make a replica of a famous adventure game puzzle/scene.

For example:



Also, don't tell which puzzle/scene it is -- See if people can guess it.

If you guess, make sure you *hide* your answer.

Special thanks to Esseb for this idea!

All knowing and powerful DG:

1.  Are roach's body able to sence pain, or am I just wasting my time saber fighting them with toothpicks?

No, no -- keep fighting them with your "lightsaber".

Just make sure to record the footage and put it on Kazaa.

2. Canned or Fresh yams?

We're not a very high-yam eating population\ in Australia, so I've never actually seen a yam.

But after a google image-search, I must conclude that they look like large turds.

Don't believe me?



Can you spot the difference?

In any case, go with fresh -- There's not much market for canned shit.

Sorry. I don't have birthday today, but thanks for asking.
Sorry again for that question. I meant MY mother.. But who cares! He screws around with everyone!


P.S - that question was just a sarcastic question
Sorry for doing it. I'll never do it again, bro.

Oh!

Well that does make a lot of difference...

That still doesn't explain why he sticky-taped her snatch shut though.

Must be some new chasity belt-like thing

All you need to know:

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=matrix2



EDIT:
And probably this too:

http://www.bash.org/?169866

Okay, I'll tell you a true story:

I was reading an issue of Women's Day, which is one of the tabloid-ish mags that all the 30-80 year olds read -- It's full of gossip and shit, like People magazine in the US.

Anyway, I'm reading this thing and I find this article on Britney Spears having to sell her house because of a ghost.

But not just any ghost, mind you, but this ghost would haunt Britney by tweeking her nipple piercing while she slept.

So, I kinda thought, "Shit, if you're a ghost haunting Britney Spears' house what else are you going to do? (Apart from living in her panty drawer and possessing her gym shorts)"

Anyway, that night I dreamt I died and became a ghost -- While thinking back to the article, I thought there was only one way I could make the most of the afterlife.

Best dream I've had in ages!

True story.


EDIT: As an afterthough, I also no longer fear death.

Dear DG, why has my father been laid by your mother, and taped it?

Been "laid" by my mother??

What is she -- a hen or something???

Why can't you just say "fuck" like a man, you pansy!!

And what about this "taped" shit -- Did he use scotch tape, gaffer tape, masking tape, whatthefuck?

And what the hell do you mean by "it" -- Are you saying he taped her snatch?

Why would he do such a dumbfuck thing after FUCKING with her?

Please, if you're going to make up stupid questions about my mother having sex with a complete stranger,  first make sure they not pussified and that they make sense.

P.S. Did you get my birthday card, little brother?

OMG!1!! U N00B!!!1!

Dear DG

If America calls Iraqs nuclear weapons "weapons of mass destruction" what do they call their own nuclear weapons, and why dont my nuclear weapons work.

Gilbert did a pretty good job in answering this, but I'll give it a try.

America's weapons aren't Weapons of Mass Destruction -- they Weapons of Joy and Prosperity.

Ah, fuck it -- Either way you look at it, they're the same weapons, and the US hasn't found them in Iraq yet because the US has to first put them there when no one is looking.

As for your nuclear weapons, maybe you shouldn't substitute nuclear material for toothpaste -- It's doesn't work.

But that doesn't matter -- Rumsfeld and Co are tracking your ass for even just mentioning the phrase "my nuclear weapons".

Shit, now they're tracking me -- Thanks, shithead!

Dear DEEGEESUS,
what's the meaning of life?

Hahahaha -- Like I'm going to tell you, let alone announce it on a public forum!

I'm not that fucking stupid!

If you want to really know, you got to slip me a thick wad o' cash first.

Otherwise, stiff shit!

Ah, the circle is now complete!

His sig was way bigger than that though -- It was about the third of my screen!

Now that I look closely at it, though, he doesn't have a mullet.

Anyway, it was a wise decision to remove the sig -- I nearly ripped my eyeballs out after seeing that gigantic thing one too many times.

Actually, I remember Yurok (an old user) really ticked me off with his signature.

He doesn't hang around here anymore but he had that huge-assed Star Wars signature that included a pic of him dressed as a Jedi (with a mullet).

I will make the following assumption of the final Matrix movie without even seeing it (based upon previous movies):

1. There will be lots of philosophical mumbo-jumbo that doesn't really add to the story.

2. There will be one kick-arse fight scene between Keanu and another cast member.

3. There will be one cool chase scene (ala previous helicopter and motorcycle scenes in previous movies)

4. Someone will be brought back to life with the completely pansy-assed Hollywood treacle bullshit method.

5. Agent Smith will get all the cool lines.

Dear DG,

Where's Waldo?

In my pants.

Usually the thread dies by Tiuesday.

I totally agree -- nuke em!

And I once fucked Elaine Marley...

I read an newspapwer article that said remixor was spyware -- BURNINATE HIM!

Thank your lucky stars you're not using Spybot then.

Spybot's trickier to use compared to Ad-Aware.

EDIT:
Also, I think there's some spyware, like DLLs, that Ad-Adware has trouble with because the OS is using them. (i.e. You can't delete a file that your computer is using)

And not only that, Ad-Aware does pick up files and registration keys that aren't spyware and doesn't tell you "These files and keys aren't spyware and they are necessary for a certain piece of non-ad related software".

Before you install it, it even says in the license that LavaSoft isn't responsible if Ad-Aware fucks up your computer.

Dear Ma'am DG:

I've just forgotten my question, can you tell me what question I was going to ask?

Probably that one.

Deer Doctor DG,

How  long do you think it will be before people get bored of asking questions in this thread, or you get bored of replying and it slips off the first page of Gen Gen?

Considering the post count so far, the amount of rude words I haven't used, and the oodles of stupid pictures on google's image-search, I can only quote Elton John:

And I think it's gonna be a long, lone time...

Woah, if you look at a 30 cm distance, with your eyes slightly squinted, it'll turn out that old picture of DG standing in the bathroom with a blue cup, and in 3D!

You don't need to squint.

Well, I'm on the highest grade in this school... and I'm not looking for party... And I went to see is there anyone by the pool table yesterday, and there wasn't, so I went to work on my game. Today, when I went to see if there's anyone there, she was there playing with another girl from her class. I have no idea why I'm asking, but should I stop playing TIM untill 3 am?

What do you mean you're in the highest grade? -- That's never stopped anyone before!

If you're in the highest grade in high school, just find a university student.

Hell, my best friend did!

Granted, he got her pregnant before he graduated, but if you're gonna do that it might as well be with someone who's passed puberty.

Dear DG

Why do marbles taste so good with navelfluff. Should I have apple pie with ketshup or hamsandwiches with broccoli jam for dessert, I can't decide.

Please answer quickly... I might die!

Simple answer: You're insane -- Stop masturbating in your own faeces like a crack-addicted monkey and go do something normal for a change like flying a kite or buying commercial products at the supermakert.

Long Answer: YOU NEED A NEW CPU!!!

Dg,

Often times when fighting Ninjas, I find that I swear quite a bit. From one ninja-slayer to another, could you give me some advice that might keep me from making nearby mothers shield their children's ears when I disembowel a Ninja near them?

Thanks again
-Squinky

No, no, no -- you've got it all wrong!

To quote from a well-resourced website:

"Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome. "

So, in other words, you shouldn't even be trying to kill those ninjas, because they "are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet".

You should just be trying to swear in front of kids without killing ninjas!

So, next time you see a ninja eating icecream near some kids, just ignore the ninja, go up to the kids, and shout "HA HA FUCKERS! YOU'RE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE!"

Trust me: I used to run parties for children!

Dear Mr. DG:

There's this girl, who I might have a crush on (don't know :), and all I know about her is her name, that she is one grade below me, and she is quite shy (as far as I've seen). Then to my question: Shoud I throw something out of the window and work on my game, or go see if there's anybody by the pool table?

You could throw your dignity out the window if you're trying to hit on chicks below your grade.

Why not the grade above? -- They're way cooler and know how to party!

Dear DG,

If Lion-O and Bruticus had a fight, who would win?

MEGATRON!!!

Dear DG,

Have you ever done this? Should I ever do it? Do you know anyone who has done it? Does this count as one or four questions?

Have I ever done a nonsense webcomic?

Sure have:



Should you do one?

Why not!

I know lots of wacky oddballs who've done them.

As for your last question, look carefully at this stereogram for your answer:



Actually, I just wanted to post a picture of a turd!