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Aren't they?

They are -- I mean, we shouldn't remove them from the AGS Awards as Evil said.

My street cred is astronomical.

"You're the man now, dog!!"

First of all, I didn't acuse you of demanding anything.

However, I did accuse you of doing the following:

1) Posting on the same topic in two different threads in the space of two minutes -- why couldn't you just ask for webservers in the first thread you made?

2) Writing in Caps -- Caps give the impression that you are shouting and, even though your request is polite with the afronted 'Please', it looks like you're shouting such a request from across the Grand Canyon.

I never said you were demanding and meant my comment as a bit of lighthearted humour.

Now, settle down, sport!

As for Raggit:

* DGMacphee chews through his chain and bites Raggit's gelatinous leg! (Tastes like chicken!)

EDIT: As for this mysterious webhost issue, Neole's upload space is here: http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/upload/upload.html

That should take care of your screenshots -- As for the demo, if it's larger than 1mb, you might need to find someone to host that.

Settle down, boy, or you're gonna give yourself a heart attack.

I could point you in the direction of some places and methods to host your images, but I don't see why I should now that you've told me to go fuck myself.

Christ, make one retarded joke about someone's dodgy writing skills and suddenly they go apeshit -- I mean, what did you expect, Rap4Life, leaving yo' ass open like that?

Ah, what the hell...

* DGMacphee teabags Rap4Life again!

That's what I call an "Office Christmas Party".

NO, CAUSE YOU COULDA ASKED THIS IN THE THREAD YOU MADE 2 MINS AGO!

IN FACT, YOU DESERVE A PUNISHMENT!

* DGMacphee teabags Rap4Life!

P.S. TURN YOUR CAPSLOCK OFF, CAUSE IT GIVE THE IMPRESSION YOU'RE YELLING AT PEOPLE -- IT'S EVEN MAKING ME DO IT!

Your avatar links to a porn page.

Then have straight, gay, fetish AND reality,

What the fuck is reality porn???

I still think that MAGS games should be eligible for the AGS Awards, mainly because it seems a little unfair to not include them.

I also agree with Barcik's notion of the "shared rules" concept making it difficult to compare them.

However, I see other no probs with this idea.

What the hell is this
Goddamn thread doing back here?
It should be dead now!

Actually, now that I think carefully about it, where did you get that source image, eric -- was it off the net, or did you use a camer...

In fact, nevermind.

For 2003

Best game: KQ2VGA Remake

Best Gameplay: 6DA

Best Story: KQ2VGA

Dialogue: Odysseus Kent

Puzzles: 6DA

Best Player Character: "Satan" From Satan's Quest

Best Supporting Character: "The Demon" from Earwig is ANGRY

Room Art: Norman Cooks

Character Art: Norman Cooks

Animation: KQ2VGA

Music: KQ2VGA

Sound: Calsoon 2

Scripting: KQ2VGA

Docs: KQ2VGA

Best Util/App/Plugin: Snow Plugin

Demo: Revenants

Non-adventure: Platformerius

Lifetime Achievement Award: Anthony "Cornjob" Hahn

Penis Award (Booby Prize): A Cup of Coffee is Worth A Thousand bathroom Breaks

 :o :o :o


To Minimi: I'm not gay, but I can learn.  

I'm regretting this already.    

Eric, it's okay to post your image -- I promise I won't tell CJ  

I'll add a disclaimer too.

GG, here are those definitions you wanted -- Obviously, I'll need to update some of them, but I think it's pretty comprehensive:

http://agsacademy.tripod.com/guidelines.htm

Some games don't, but they suck donkey balls!

[What is a Photoshop Phriday?]

What is a Photoshop Phriday?

Photoshopping isn't drawing a completely new image -- It's editing images to create a new image, such as editing one image or combining several images.

Also, you don't have to specifically use Photoshop -- Paint Shop Pro, MSPaint, or any other programs can be used.

See this link:
http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop/

And for other examples, see here:
http://www.worth1000.com/

The two above websites should give a fair idea of what is involved.

Also, make sure your image doesn't exceed the width of the screen -- If it does, I will delete it.

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What do I have to do?

This week's Photoshop Phriday is: "Sweet Sweet REVENGE!"

Okay, so I missed the last week Priday by two days!

You can't blame me, though -- I had a hangover!

In any case, this Phriday you can get your revenge on me for being late and, well, practically anything else I've done to piss you off!

Below are several images of yours truly -- Simply use one (or a couple if you're daring) and make a wacky photo of me doing something embarassing.

It can be anything from me getting hit in the balls with a rake, or me hanging out with the cast of My Big Fat Greek Life.

For example, this from ShatteredSponge:




And here are the photographs:
DG1
DG2
DG3
DG4
DG5
DG6
DG7
DG8
DG9
DG10
DG11
DG12
DG13
DG14
DG15
DG16

Enjoy, you bastards!  


DISCLAIMER: If any kids are reading this post, piss off or else I'll tell your parents you're looking up dirty stuff!

To any parents: If you've just caught your kid looking up the dirty stuff here, don't blame me or anyone else here cause I added a disclaimer -- It's just your fault because you're a bad parent and can't keep tabs on your crack-addicted child!

YUO ROX0RZ SNAK3!!!1!

BEST AWRADS EVER!!!!!11!

I miss Petaglair and Butcher.

They made me laugh.

*sniff*

Soon -- make sure you send it with a crisp $50 note too!

Soon, I'll have enough to buy back to family farm and breed rabbits!  8)

Oh, the Mappomedia thing was just a bit of fun -- no need for alarm there.

And Dark Stalkey locked it right at the perfect moment: when it really started to go nowhere.

As for calm, I think the forum is pretty calm at the moment.

As for people leaving, I thought people were returning: I notice Helm's posting more often. same with Magintz, Yuster is also posting a little more, etc

Maybe it's a half 'n half thing.