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C-Leks:
See my last post here:
http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=6714


ScottishHero:
I hope you are joking.

Besides, I've corrected the problem.

This teaches people important lessons:

a) Surfing the forum at work isn't wise

b) Preview posts before sending them

c) Women with penises can look VERY VERY UGLY

"Whoa man!! You shoulda seen the biatch from the somethin' awful website before DG added the anonymier  line to th' image -- looked like th' ho we saw together at James Woods' birthday party!"






DG's note: If anyone has no clue what Chris is talking about, try the unedited version of the procter image (parental guidence blah blah blah warning):

Edited: http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/stateog%7E2003-06-14-scientist.jpg

Unedited: http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/stateog%7E2003-06-14-scientist.jpg

BTW: What with "Dekker" and "Murdoch" listed already in the thread, how many more A-Team names can we get?

A minor qubble: It was actually 'Decker' from the A-Team.

But to answer your question........



'Nuff said.


(Jibba jabbin' image by Makri)

Burt says:  Watch yer ass!

"Damn, Burt!! I ain't seen you in ages!! How they hangin', brotha'??!"

I'd like to make an amendment to my list.

Most of you probably already know, but I'm studying journalism -- and over the course you get an understanding on some of the history of journalism.

The two guys I'm adding to my list are 'Chris Masters' and 'Phil Dickie' -- You probably have never heard of these two guys, but I admire their work.

Both investigated into organised crime in my state of Queensland during the 80s and found various links between mob bosses and member of the police force.

Phil Dickie worte a series of articles on illegal casinios and brothels while the Police Department denied it.

Chris Masters made a documentary called 'The Moonlight State', which dealt witht he same issues.

Both men faced threats from the police and crime bosses, yet they managed to bring about one of the biggest political inquiries -- The Fitzgerald Inquiry.

The result of this inquiry was they found there was corruption in Queensland, the police were involved, the Police Commissioner (Sir Terry Lewis) was jailed, and the Premier of the state, Sir Joh Bjeke-Peterson, had no clue that this was going on.

Not only that, but it was also found that Sir Joh didn't even understand things such as the separation of powers (demonstrated with his use of the police force as his own private army -- thus earning him the title 'The Hillbilly Dictator)

With all this politcal tension, he resigned.

It was a way tougher situation than Watergate and, even though things aren't perfect now, I do have some hope of a legitimate and honest career in journalism.


As an interesting note: Queensland made prostitution legal a few years back -- Ironic, isn't it?

That's cause I made this one a bit more challenging that usual.  

I named Max Dekker (from the upcoming Dark Hero) after JD.

I did this because his artistic style inspired mine.

So, I named my main character after him.

That, and Dekker is a coolass name for a character.

"Cause Roger said he'd call the cops if this brother comes anywhere near his woman again!! Roger is a cracker ass foo'!!"

Chris Rock says:



"Damn!! That Layabout iz one hor-ney foo'!! He be doin' so many people in th' store, they gonna havta name a pizza after him!!"

I think those last two entries missed the point:

You're supposed to cast real actors in an AGS movie.

But since I couldn't be stuffed deleting them, they can stay.

This is just a guess (i.e. I can't back it up), but I'd say on average it takes somewhere between a month to two months to make a game.

Some take only a week.

Others take a year.

From the space of time between a lot of game announcements to their release, I'd say on average it takes 2 months.

But like I said, it's just a guess.

Dick jokes.

Lotsa dick jokes.

Mills: I do agree -- the amount for June is a 'pending' value.

And I can't really judge the previous years because I would also have to compile stats from Ezboards.

And there are a LOT of entries there!

Eric: That's not what 'Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool' taught me (Note: this is an actual 'self-help' video for teens from Mr T -- I haven't seen it but I have the book adaptation somewhere in my room)

I agree -- In fact, if there ever was going to be a winner for a Photoshop Phriday, that would be it.

But there are no winners.

Too bad -- HA HA!

Well, this is kinda random, but it's a movie-style poster...
I've broken the rules again though ^_^

Yes, you've broken them, cause you're supposed to make an original poster and cast an AGS Moive with real actors.

But I'm not going to delete it cause a) I couldn't be stuffed doing it, and b) It's actually a pretty good photoshop.

Makri: I pity da foo' dat needs me to seek three treasures! That king wouldn't have died if he drank his milk and stayed in school!  

He a proctologist!

Now that's sweet!

Especially Willy H Macy!

He'd make a kickarse detective.


BTW, Shawno -- sweet casting too!

I could sooo imagine Stiller as Rodekill -- He's a dude!


Edit: I whipped this little ditty up just a few minutes ago:

Good casting though -- I imagined Sutherland as Jake too.

Then again, I'm a fan of 24 so I'm biased.