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I likes me this one:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Main_Page

I locked it because it has become a trashcan thread full of nonsensical one-line replies to a long since forgotten topic.

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Have I mentioned I hate black people?

Fascination?

MEMO TO ALL AGSERS

FROM: Chris Jones

RE: New Politically Correct terms

From now on, we cannot refer to certain types of skin as "brown" due to the possible offence the term might cause some people.

From now on we must use the phrase "Burnt Umber Skin".

Thank you.

Jesus came to him in a dream and ordered him to unlock it.

Mario has a 10 inch Penis??

Yes. From tugging.

The only man who's ever pulled off a successful Mario cosplay.





Hey, Ron Jeremy! You want ice cream cone?

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I like the first one too. I especially like comics where the last frame throws you off.

It reminds me of the way Nicholas Gurewitch does the Perry Bible Fellowship.

See his site here: http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

I especially like these PBFs (to give you examples):

http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF056BCPuppyWish.html
http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF044BCGopherGirlfriend.html
http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF021BCDisgustingTed.html
http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF006ADTreeofIrony.html
http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF023ADEscapedRhino.html
http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF011ADHammerScrewed.html

I think if you follow the same style as that first one you made, you'll have something grand.

It's also waaaay better than 90% of spirte comics I've read. Most sprite comics (particularly the ones that use Final Fantasy graphics) are retarded. Read them as examples of how not to make a funny webcomic.

He came from parts unknown to peach the Lord
The words he typed upon the board ignored
He blamed the mob for lack of high conduct
But young DG told him to go get fucked

It's a start...

I would then ask myself, "What would Jesus do?"

For me, morality means playing with adorable puppies instead of eating them.

A haiku about Rharpe
By DG

Rharpe is full of shit
He talks about Jesus lots
And deserves asskicks

That's assuming "Rharpe" is a one syllable name. Rharpe, can you please tell me how many syllables are in your nickname so I can complete my masterpiece? Thanks!

hey eric, i think rharpe has won this round. you'd better give up because his obviously superior defense of his beliefs is all-powerful compared to your logic and facts.

Edit---Eric, everyone knows the book of leviticus states in chapter nine that those who subject themselves to such amorality as bathroom breaks shall burn in hell with John Candy for all eternity.

And if God is so great, how come there's a shitload of stuff that should be done but isn't being done, as I demonstrated?

I think Stranger discussed and showed a good point of view on why this is done earlier in the thread.

Hey, that's great but you got the names all mixed-up. And yes, I read Stranger's post, but I think I've got a few better ideas as to what that lazy goofball God SHOULD be doing!

People quite like my "abolish Rob Schneider movies" idea. In fact, they likes it way more than my "abolish war" idea.

Hey wait I'm confused... when he put at the end of his stupid speech, "I'D LEAVE IT PRETTY MUCH THE SAME WAY IT IS NOW!!" or whatever, was he not trying to say that all the stuff he just mentioned is happening in reality? That he thinks the opposite to everything he just put, really? That for example, he actually thinks that gay people should be informed that it's not a natural thing to like the same sex? (In his flawed opinion)

Oh I get he was trying to be "ironic", but it came out "retarded".

I'm saying his concept of God and the Devil is flawed. If he became the devil, shouldn't he try and use his devil powers for good?

And if God is so great, how come there's a shitload of stuff that should be done but isn't being done, as I demonstrated?