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P.S. Why's everyone debating rharpe on this? Don't you know already he's stark raving bonkers? Rharpe, we get it. You love Jesus and hate the devil. Now be quiet and let us heathens get back to our jizz-tacular orgies!

I don't think he's stark raving bonkers. Some of the points he makes are valid. Free speech isn't limited to liberal-minded people, after all.

Got nothing against free speech for all. I just think people should quit posting the same retarded garbage you find in spam e-mails where if you don't send it to ten people in the new five minutes you won't get good luck for TEN WHOLE YEARS! Coupled that we already get the fact that rharpe thinks that we, the stupid heathens, have wished God out of existence from the Western World (read his past posts, as examples). Sure, got nothing against free speech. It's just when it becomes the same speech again and again and again and again and again... It becomes annoying.

But let's take a closer look at what rharpe has posted -- "If I Were the Devil" by Paul Harvey. All it proves is that Paul Harvey pretty much would do the same sort of shit the devil (if you do believe in a little red guy with a pitchfork waaaay below us) does. Paul Harvey is, therefore, a BASTARD!

If I were the devil, I would make it rain cupcakes in third world countries. I would also use my devil powers to erase the concept of "war" from human existence. I would also get rid of all Rob Schneider movies.

These are just a few of the things I'd do. God isn't doing them cause he's a lazy old coot. And Paul Harvey is a dick cause he'd do the same things our current devil would do. End of story!

Rharpe, we get it. You love Jesus and hate the devil.

I just posted the link because I agreed with it. Who said anything about a debate. Everyone knows where I stand on these issues... there really is nothing to debate.

Well, duh, there's nothing to debate. That's not the point. I'm guessing practically 99% of links you post are some Christian element you agree with, such as how God is missing from schools or how Paul Harvey is a super spy, etc, etc, etc.

My point is this: Move on. Try posting something that doesn't have anything to do with Jesus or God or the Christian Ninja Society. Please, please, PLEASE, I will send you ten internet dollars if you shut up about religion.

There is no devil.

There's only Keyser Soze.

P.S. Why's everyone debating rharpe on this? Don't you know already he's stark raving bonkers? Rharpe, we get it. You love Jesus and hate the devil. Now be quiet and let us heathens get back to our jizz-tacular orgies!

The only way you can top that is if Mr Colossal uses HIS magic powers to travel in time to bring a sports almanac to his past self and make even MORE moneys!

I'm using my magical powers and I reckon DG watched Back to the Future 2 tonight

No, I actually watched the great French arthouse film "le Time Travelles de Sportes Almanique".

Also, my French is le poo-poo.

Well, if my argument (heightened intimacy=heightened awareness of each other) were to be consistent with this, Terran would have to engage in multiple counts of beastiality for that to work...

Giddy-up...

You want me to debate whether or not a guy can read his girlfriend's mind?? Are you serious??

Okay, fine. Here we go:

Terran, quit wasting your "magic powers" on your girlfriend. Go down to the racetrack and bet all your money on Masked Bandit in the fifth. When you win, take a photo of your briefcase full of cash and post it here. There! That'll shut all those naysayers up!

Boy, will you guys be sorry when Terran becomes rich. The only way you can top that is if Mr Colossal uses HIS magic powers to travel in time to bring a sports almanac to his past self and make even MORE moneys!

In closing, your honour, I can only say... kthxby!

THERE ANDAIL, AN AIR TIGHT CASE FOR YOU

P.S. I was what for what now?

EDIT: Woo hoo! 

[Bob:]

Can anyone read my mind?








If you guessed I was thinking, "This thread is a minefield of retardation," then YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, DING DING DING!

Tell 'em what they've won, Bob!

Bob: Fuck you, DG!

Wow, Bob just read YOUR mind!

Sorry to enoy you. It won't happen again.

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I have a magic power for predicting the future. However, it only works with guessing which repeat of The Simpsons is on. What happens is this: I'll think of a certain episode in the morning and it'll be on at 6pm.

Sometimes it's pretty useless. Like tonight. Last night they had the first part of the "Who Shot Mr Burns?" episode so it's pretty obvious what episode will be on tonight.

That's right. The Wacking Day episode.

I'm tired of the never-ending petty bickerings on the AGS forums about religion, politics, DG'sMcphees witty comebacks (oft time's with "Mr. T" references inferred, Fool!) , and "nOObs" breakin' da rulez!

C'mon, I'm versitile! I can do Small Wonder and Charles In Charge references too!

I told you when you first PMed me... NO!

One of the things I'm both glad and grumpy about starting was The AGS Awards (and to a lesser degree the MAGS comp).

Not to sound like a tosser who thinks way too highly of himself (but let's face it... I am), I think the AGS Awards encouraged people to exceed certain boundries of prior adventure games. That I'm glad about. I'm all for progression. And it was a big project I stuck with for three years. I'm happy about that.

I was also a little grumpy about starting them for the same reasons. It seemed some people just wanted to win an award just for the sake of winning an award and not because their games were pushing boundries. I got a lot of PM's with "hey i want to win an award can you make a category like best pciture of a cow in an adventure game".

But overall, they were fun. And it was damn interesting to see what people liked to vote for.

Tell me your e-mail address and I'll show you.

I totally recommend working with Chrille on any project. The man is all class and I've always enjoyed helping him with previous projects.

Dude, I would help you out as a writer if I weren't so damn busy these days, but maybe some one else can help out.

Also, I dig the sound of your new project.

Class Clown
You are 42% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

Sure...why not? That's not particularly far from the truth.

I got those same results too.

Except I didn't do it with rockets.

All this talk of bras makes me think we should have Yakety Sax playing the background and everyone to type very quickly.

This Year - The Mountain Goats

Especially the chorus...

I am going to make it
Through this year
If it kills me

My mantra, especially in the last few months. Kept me going. And made to the end, happy, healthy and looking forward to '06!

Eh? What'd you say? Something about your suppositories being correct?

I tried that old Steven Wright joke and asked Google where my keys are.

http://them.ws/keys/index.php

In conclusion, Google is a search engine that searches for things.

Think of the reverse: consider the amount of anonymous hatemail HE gets.