I've been around for a while on this lil old thing called the Interwebs, and let me tell you son, this here is just a FRACTION of the depths that can be plumbed.
Why, the stories I could REGALE you with, the sordid tales I have witnessed being spun out before my eyes, like spontaneous eruptions of bosums on an army of gophers...
Why, the stories I could REGALE you with, the sordid tales I have witnessed being spun out before my eyes, like spontaneous eruptions of bosums on an army of gophers...