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Eli Oliver

How come i can't just be Ron Jeremy?  Oh well.

You'll be back. The AGS force is way to strong for people to leave here.

Plus, you are a good member, and i never had a problem with anything you've posted since i've been here.

Come back soon.

Shawn

I'll give you my top one list.

1. Ben Stiller

I can't believe he hasn't been chosen yet.

I don't have my early avatars on my computer, but these are some of the recent ones i've been using.






shawn

My middle name is Eli...uuughh how i hate it so much.

Shawn Eli Keith

My parents got the idea for Eli from a 3 Dog Night song called 'Eli's Coming'

I would have to say Electricity is the biggest invention (discovery) of all time.  Everything that we rely on from day to day revolves around the invention of Electricity.  I guess without it, there would be alot of people selling candles to make a living.

Just trying to imagine a life without electricity would suck.  But if there were no Electricity, i guess i wouldn't have to worry about skyrocketing Electric bills every month.

Happy Birthday my Good Man!

I felt old when i turned 30, but then i realized that 30 isn't too bad of an age. I'll be turning 32 in February.  So, i guess i have a few years of life left. 

And by the way, the virtual cake tastes great. Thanks.

Shawn

Ha Ha, that was great. You know, i never heard that joke before. But i like it. 

I'm getting hungry for eggs right now.

Shawn

1 year, 4 months and 4 days for me.

It does feel like only yesterday since i became a member here.

All this time and i haven't finished a game yet. 

From an Ultra-Super- NOOb to a Vet, I love you man! 

Now, can i have your Bud Lite?

Happy 17th Birthday LGM. Now go have some fun!!

Shawn

what is this all about? 

It's an oldie but goody.  I remember how much i laughed when i first saw this.  I can't remember where i first saw it, but the animation always stuck in my head.

Maybe this should be used after new members pass the registration quiz. 

I'll be 56 if this does happen, or i could be long gone before it happens.



Time to call in this guy for help.

Now get on that rock and start drilling. 

Last Christmas somebody made a thread about this and was really pissed off about it.  Even after telling him to change the date on his computer, he was still furious.

Geez, i really have to find that thread.

I don't like bringing up old threads, but i changed my desktop with a ride from Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 which i made, and it looks really good as desktop wallpaper.

RCT3 is an awesome game, but the peeps at the RCT3 forums would beg to differ. (I'm not a member there, just a lurker)

Shawn

i wouldn't tell unless you rubbed bug repellant all over my chest. 


from SNL

I remember this happening to somebody last year who was very upset about it and no matter what we said or did, was still really pissed.

That was some fun stuff.

I wonder if that thread is still around here somewhere?

Shawn

After watching the trailer for Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, i really want to see this movie.  But i noticed that Johnny Depp looks really creepy (even creepier than Edward Scissorhands).

It looks very entertaining and it sucks that we have to wait until July.  I loved Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, so i'm pretty sure i'll love this one.

The AGS show was very good. The impersonation of Christopher Walken made me laugh so much.Ã,  It was great!!

Shawn