...a man in a black trench coat hiding behind his mugo-mugo bush.
"What the-? Get out of there!" John pulled the man out by his collar. "What are you doing hiding behind my decorative Japanese shrubbery?"
"I am a servant of the GE. I was sent here to destroy you!"
"Well, you're doing a sucky job of it."
The man in black reached into his pocket and pulled out his own rubber chicken, which was, strangely enough, painted black. He held it by it's legs, as if it were a sword.
"EN GARDE!" he yelled.
"What the-? Get out of there!" John pulled the man out by his collar. "What are you doing hiding behind my decorative Japanese shrubbery?"
"I am a servant of the GE. I was sent here to destroy you!"
"Well, you're doing a sucky job of it."
The man in black reached into his pocket and pulled out his own rubber chicken, which was, strangely enough, painted black. He held it by it's legs, as if it were a sword.
"EN GARDE!" he yelled.