So I tried to sell my new cellphone today (Megashaft Windoze will never be my kind of OS, not in mobile form or whatever; eyeing Android now) so I put up an asking price of 299 euros, one ady I saw in te mail that I had an offer for 310. Whahey! thought I, so I contacted this guy, sent him an e-mail ( in Dutch), and got answer in English (this raised suspicion a bit) and the buyer said he wanted to buy it for a friend of his who had helped him with hospitalization in Nigeria (!). Oh well, for that kind of money you give someone the benefit of the doubt, right? But I was definitely in cautious mode now.
So the guy said he'd pay me through Paypal, and include E50 for shipping. (which costs only E17.76 for a foreign shipment)Ever more luring into actually shipping the damn thing!
I received 2 mails from "service@paypal.com" <assignedaccountmanager@accountant.com>
claiming the Paypal transactions were completed, of course, I saw nothing of the sort in my Paypal-account. So I wrote the 'buyer' (calling himself Justin Qilliams, jwhills41@yahoo.com) thatso long as I hadn't erceived any money, I wasn't going to ship anything. Now, this is when the real fun started:
I started getting e-mailswith 'Justin' claiming he had genuinely paid the money, but Paypal wouldn't book it to my account until I gave Paypal a shipment confirmation,And he'd take legal action unless I was wiling to protect my good name and my Paypal account (which he'd have Paypal block), and I promprtly also received 2 mails by the "FBI Investigation department" <investigationcomplain@cyberservices.com> (I thought the whole FBI was about investigating and it was the CIA that also had a department beside that, one for shooting magic bullets from grassy knolls).
But I wasn't going to rigorously cut this path off, so I offered him the chance of coming by my house in person, collect the phone and pay in cash, if for some magic reason Paypal had delayed transferring his moneys to my accounty, then either I would transfer it back to cancel/withdraw his transfer.to get his money back. I even said it was now up to him to make sure taht Paypal didn't follow those ridiculous rules about not transferring money immediately as is the Paypal-norm (I think, but I'm not telilng this guy I'm not 100% sure about that) but they'd have to transfer the money immediately to my account.
The moment it arrived there I would imediately send him the phone, and not a second sooner. But the guy wouldn't let up (well, maybe he just has, I haven't received any mails anymore after that), he continued to believe I was stupid enough to fall for his transparent ploys.
So ehst have I learned from this? I really hate it when people take me for an imbecile, I'm insulted that they think I'm stupid enough to fall for their nonsense. Don't get me started about how this applies to politicians as well... (you already know what I'm talking about, so fill in the gaps yourself) I know I've got to be angry with this guy, and trust me, I am. But I can't help but laugh at him for the stupidity that he has portrayed, It just wouldn't dawn on him that I owwould not fall for this scam.
Maybe the light first dawned on him when I adressed him in my last mail as "Justin (Or whatever your real name is),
And he actually repeatedly ended his mails with an ultimatum, like this:
"Am waiting within 30 minutes".
I hop you all got a good laugh out of this, I certainly did (and a good cry and similar frustrations as well).
Oh, and if anyone is interested in buying it, here's the add (in Dutch)
Link To Purchase
So the guy said he'd pay me through Paypal, and include E50 for shipping. (which costs only E17.76 for a foreign shipment)Ever more luring into actually shipping the damn thing!
I received 2 mails from "service@paypal.com" <assignedaccountmanager@accountant.com>
claiming the Paypal transactions were completed, of course, I saw nothing of the sort in my Paypal-account. So I wrote the 'buyer' (calling himself Justin Qilliams, jwhills41@yahoo.com) thatso long as I hadn't erceived any money, I wasn't going to ship anything. Now, this is when the real fun started:
I started getting e-mailswith 'Justin' claiming he had genuinely paid the money, but Paypal wouldn't book it to my account until I gave Paypal a shipment confirmation,And he'd take legal action unless I was wiling to protect my good name and my Paypal account (which he'd have Paypal block), and I promprtly also received 2 mails by the "FBI Investigation department" <investigationcomplain@cyberservices.com> (I thought the whole FBI was about investigating and it was the CIA that also had a department beside that, one for shooting magic bullets from grassy knolls).
But I wasn't going to rigorously cut this path off, so I offered him the chance of coming by my house in person, collect the phone and pay in cash, if for some magic reason Paypal had delayed transferring his moneys to my accounty, then either I would transfer it back to cancel/withdraw his transfer.to get his money back. I even said it was now up to him to make sure taht Paypal didn't follow those ridiculous rules about not transferring money immediately as is the Paypal-norm (I think, but I'm not telilng this guy I'm not 100% sure about that) but they'd have to transfer the money immediately to my account.
The moment it arrived there I would imediately send him the phone, and not a second sooner. But the guy wouldn't let up (well, maybe he just has, I haven't received any mails anymore after that), he continued to believe I was stupid enough to fall for his transparent ploys.
So ehst have I learned from this? I really hate it when people take me for an imbecile, I'm insulted that they think I'm stupid enough to fall for their nonsense. Don't get me started about how this applies to politicians as well... (you already know what I'm talking about, so fill in the gaps yourself) I know I've got to be angry with this guy, and trust me, I am. But I can't help but laugh at him for the stupidity that he has portrayed, It just wouldn't dawn on him that I owwould not fall for this scam.
Maybe the light first dawned on him when I adressed him in my last mail as "Justin (Or whatever your real name is),
And he actually repeatedly ended his mails with an ultimatum, like this:
"Am waiting within 30 minutes".
I hop you all got a good laugh out of this, I certainly did (and a good cry and similar frustrations as well).
Oh, and if anyone is interested in buying it, here's the add (in Dutch)
Link To Purchase