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Quote from: Tuomas on Wed 11/07/2012 10:18:09
I too was just about to ask what's a rape joke? A joke that's rape related? A joke's a joke, some are funny, some not. It seems as if there's a lot of internet peer pressure that comes with these and the dead babies: basically you have to find them funny or else you're posh or a whiney kid. The problem is, most of it isn't even good, I mean, funny. If a joke is funny, people will laugh.
For instance, there's a joke about the island shootings in Norway, around half of my friends found it funny, the other half didn't, and they have a right not to
Quote from: Baron on Wed 11/07/2012 06:07:04Quote from: Tabata on Wed 11/07/2012 05:29:31
Who forced you to fill in a date or mark the map?
If you really don't feel comfortable, you can simply leave it empty.
In my mind it was like a red-herring left on my trail for my many stalkers to find, one in a series of mis-clues subtly designed to lead them in ever tightening inward spirals until they eventually bonked heads somewhere in the crazy mushroom lady's back lot. To leave my personal information blank would invite inquiry, but providing plausible alternatives would throw the hounds off the scent until it was too late (cue coconut sound for head bonking). Maybe I wasn't even born in May. Maybe I wasn't even born at all. Maybe this is all just an elaborate ruse designed to confuse and obfuscate any trace of my IRL existence....Quote from: Tabata on Wed 11/07/2012 05:29:31
So I suspect you to have fun in lying instead of the “excuse†you told us.
You don't understand what it's like! You're minding your own business and then suddenly there's this faint whiff of Famous Dave's Rich & Sassy BBQ Sauce tm and then even more suddenly there's Ponch breathing heavily over your shoulder, trying to spoon and asking you to read more quickly so he can turn the page. I can't live like that any more! The price of freedom is eternal anonymity. You don't know me, man! Back off. Just.... just... back off, man! Just be cool, and everything will be alright.
Quote from: ThreeOhFour on Wed 11/07/2012 05:43:20
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Quote from: Ponch on Wed 11/07/2012 05:47:48
Damn, and I was just getting ready for bed too! Sigh. Well, time to go wake up the dog and go for a walk.
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Thats why I couldn't find your house...
Who the hell have I been stalking all this time? God, I hope it's not Ryan Timothy! All you Canadians look alike to me.
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May be searching for some references like this might help to give you an idea of how to do the sky more interesting?
Quote from: Armageddon on Wed 11/07/2012 05:03:29
I think here would be best to bend the world a little bit, unless you're going for a 1:1 Pripyat thing. Maybe some of the lamp posts will be enough? or draw the beginning and end of the bridge all in one background?
Quote from: Armageddon on Wed 11/07/2012 04:37:08
Toning down the rain would be good, but I don't think the skyline is interesting enough for a whole background. I assume this is you going into Pripyat. You should have lots of ruble and burned out cars and such. You could have part of the railing destroyed with skid marks, it tells a story through the environment. Here's a quick paint over of a few ideas to make the background interesting.
I didn't have time to do it properly but you should get the basic idea. If I remember correctly the bridge you made is a real one near Pripyat, I know this doesn't follow it but I think this would look a whole lot better aesthetically.
Quote from: Baron on Wed 11/07/2012 02:26:38
Thanks Ponch, Tabata -I really appreciate that. Except... I kind of lied on my AGS profile for the sake of privacy. Like all good-hearted people I was actually born in May (*gasp!*). ....And since we're coming clean here, I've also misrepresented my location on the AGS map and my willingness to do AGS tutoring. And I'd do it again, see. With impunity -IMPUNITY! Buwahahahahahahahahah!!1!!!
Quote from: Ponch on Wed 11/07/2012 03:26:52
Thanks, monkey! I'll incorporate it into the next update.
Now let's all get ready for the Two Minutes Hate (Don't feel guilty, Dualnames totally deserves it!)
Quote from: Tabata on Wed 11/07/2012 03:46:14
I am no artist, so I can only tell you how I feel about it, but I can't help so much in explaining about how to improve.
Those extra clouds near the moon give me a strange feeling â€" especially during rain, because they look like some nice wheather clouds (and not enough to let it rain). The rest of the sky is dark cloudy, but if so, the moon can't to be seen that bright and clear.
So I think that you first should decide, how much of the moon will be able to give you light (and where) and if you leave the moon to be the only light source, I'd prefer the blue-shaded version during rain.
The other color/version could look nice for areas that might be lightened by (for example) lamp posts.
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