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I've already seen that joke on a birthday card.

I argue for the egg everytime this argument comes up. For something to truly be a chicken it has to have come from an egg. So the worlds first chicken must have come from an egg.
But people say, in a voice that theythink makes them sound smart, "But what MADE the egg?"
And I say "A not-fully-evolved version of a chicken."
And they say "Ahhhhhhhhh, but what MADE the not-fully-evolved version of a chicken"
And I say "That's not the issue here"
And they say "Hooray! I win!!"
And I say "So you think the chicken came first?"
And they say "No" and then they shoot me in the leg and run off screaming.

Welll...It was a close thing...and their were less votes than entries but the winner is...YOke!

Whoo! Yay!

Time to vote and stuff.

Wow. There hasn't been a super-massive amount of entries this Puzzletime but they have all been of a really, really high quality.
Voting is tommorow, so make sure you get your last-minute entries in.

Sounds pretty cool. Alot of games like this don't wirk out too well due to lack of planning, but if done right this could be really interesting.

[Rules:]

Rules: Every week a post will be made with a list of items and a scenario. Using your wit, skill, bratwurst and lack of mental health; find a way to complete the scenario with the items provided. You can only use a set number of items of your own choice. When I say use your skill, use it.

For example: you have a bratwurst and a reinforced window. I advise not using Pick Up bratwurst chuck through window. Think of something adventuresque to use.

Voting: After the week bratwurst shall commence!

What If I win?: The winner chooses the next bratwurst and list of items.

THIS WEEK: The Perfect Crime

The Indigo Diamond, theives consider it a Holy Grail. It's not the most valueable diamond in the world, it's just the most heavily guarded. To steal this diamond would be foolhardy to say the least, but think of the rewards...
That's where you come in, you, who has, in fact stolen the actual holy grail and uses it as an ashtray. You are going to steal the Ingigo Diamond and become the theif to end all Thieves.

So, come up with a truly brilliant security device, then think of an equally brilliant way to beat it. I'm going to leave this pretty open, but make sure you include ALL of the following inventory items in solving the puzzle. (yes, you can use your own inventory items too just so long as you use all of these)

Dental Floss
Coathanger
Hotel Soap
Mirrored Sunglasses
Book of matches

Now...AWAY WITH YE!!!

I vote for radiant, but why couldn't any of the other reindeer have done Rudolphs job?

In Titanic: Adventure out of Time there's this big fat guy who invites you into the smoking room, you need to get into the smoking room to play the game,  if you decline his invitation he gets pissed off with you and refuses to talk to you. But then, if you wait a while and then speak to him he's cooled off a bit and asks if you'd like to reconsider. I thought it was a nice little realistic touch.

Lost: It's pretty easy. It's isn't the first time I've used a tablet, I remember it was tricky with my first one. I haven't had to really adapt my style much since I was drawing this kind of crap on paper before I started using a mouse.

Guybrush: I have a problem with not making games, it happens to me a lot....

Gonzo: It's a Graphire3. Not industry standard, I'm sure but definately sufficiant to my needs.

People calling me a bastard makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

No, seriously, guess...

Ooh, can we all post Christmas songs?
BLAR!!
Here's one a friend of mine made in his bedroom, I sent him the lyrics for it, written out like a poem and he made this within a few days and sent it back. And I said to him, I said: "Alex, why the hell is this 7 minutes long?"
Anyway, it's worth listening too just the little solo he does at the end of the song. It sounds profoundly unchristmassy.

I heard the film is directed by the same gous who did the 'milk carton' musicvideo for the song 'coffee and TV' by some band that I cannot remember.
Isn't that awesome?

Bwaha! I already knew that!
Do try to keep up.

TAKE MATCHES
"Aw, someone spilt milk on them"

USE MATCH ON LOG
"The match is too damp"

TAKE LOG
"Too heavy..."

EXAMINE LIGHTS
"I don't think I've seen a more overloaded socket since my dad got a turkey stuck in his eye..."
"Last year the plug socket was so overloaded that a it blew a fuse."
"The sparks almost statrted a fire, this year though, Dad's put in one less light."
"My Dad sure is good at outsmarting Mr. Electricity!"

OPEN PRESENT 1
"Oh wow! A free Ipod! What an awesomly original idea!!"

LOOK IPOD
"Hmmmn, batteries not included. But it says here it can run off mains power..."

PLUG IN IPOD
"I'm not about to risk blowing a fuse unless I know something productive will come out of it."

LOOK AT TABLE CLOTH
"There's a label..."
"Machine washable blablabla, flammable yaddayaddayadda, do not consume..."

TAKE TABLE CLOTH
*You whip it off without disturbing the plate of cookies*
"I used to be a magician!"

DROP TABLE CLOTH
"Okay, I've laid it out so that it reaches from the fireplace to the tree."
"The plan, it forms!"

PLUG IN IPOD
"It's still not enough. Just giving Santa a burn bottom won't get him out."
"I need something with more punch, something explosove..."

OPEN PRESENT 2
"A tin of Uncle Joes Extra-fizzy non-alcoholic bean punch??!"
"Wow, Aunt Betty. You shoudn't have..."

OPEN TIN
"Not with my bare hands"

OPEN TIN WITH POKER
"Still not enough"

OPEN TIN WITH SHOVEL
"Nope."

OPEN TIN WITH CHRISTMAS STAR
"What is with this can?!"

OPEN PRESENT 3
"Oh, look at that, a tin-opener..."

OPEN TIN WITH TIN OPENER
"Theeere we go. Wow...This stuff is volitile, that fizz almost took my head off"

DRINK TIN
"I have too much to lose..."

GIVE TIN TO SANTA
You: Hey, SC, is there room to squeeze a Tin of Uncle Joes up there?
Santa: There's always room for Uncle Joes!!
*You pass the tin up to him, he slurps it and immediately starts flatulating like there's no tommorow*

PLUG IN IPOD
"Here goes nothing..."
"More importantly, there goes this areas power grid..."
*You plug in the Ipod, it plays 'Santa Claus is coming to town for a few seconds before the lights explode in a shower of sparks. There is darkness for a monent, then the room is lit up by the carpet which has been set ablaze, the fire travels along the carpet until it reavhes the fireplace, immediately the fire reacts with the methane that Santa's producing, causing a massive explosion which fires Santa out of the chimney like a rocket. The room and everything in it is destroyed but Santa is free*
Santa: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
You: My dad is going to kill me...

STUFF TO CONSIDER:
* In a dialog with Santa, he should drop a hint about his wind problem.
* Pretty much everything examined in the room would be accompanyed by an anecdote about 'Dad'
* As an alternative to the carpet, you could lay wooden ornaments on the ground (A corn doll made by Dad's first true love, A wooden that that Grand-dad whittled on his death bed, and a piece of the true cross)
*Santa can be poked with all manner of objects

I heard a song about Gansta's and whatnot in office Space...

I loved Elaine Marley in MI3...And Razor from Maniac Mansion

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I had to make the image bigger to fit on all the text, Curse you and your speech baloon size restrictions.

In the immortal words of Roman Dirge:
"It's weird drawing your mom"

I love it! Fix the arm and I will be forced to bow down to you as my God...