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Maybe there should be some symmetry on the ceiling. I mean, this guy's dying a horrible death, at least give him something pretty to look at.
And there's no reason not to have a penis in your game because we are independant and are, as such...ABOVE THE LAW!

Heh, our team didn't make it. But we're to finish the game anyway.

Well, I just keep thinking..."What if I hadn't picked up that clowns handkerchief"

You mean George Lucas didn't direct these things?
He was just a mere creator/ writer/ producer guy.

Well there's my hopes and dreams crushed.

I THINK it's a fake.
Does the name Richard Maquand ring a bell?

I'm actually pretty certain that Broken Sword does have Walking deads. But I can't be sure...

Nice game collection,Petteri.

I do not have a computer of my own, so I use my parents'

When reading this, bear in mind that I
A) Haven't played Frank the Farmhand
B) am stoopid
The depiction of rascism should merit a warning...IF it is in the context of 'adult theme'.
I mean, a 'drugs arn't cool' public information video isn't given a 15 certificate for 'Frequent moderate drug references' but a movie where people take recreational drugs probably should since it's a theme that some children might not be able to handle.

But I do agree with anyone about this.
Flinnt, you are overreacting. This game is obviously not rascist, in fact, seem to be against it, which is the same reason you were offended...

...Or something...

Spacepiratecaine

C'mon. Can't you see the Google Image Search Tuesday post? It's stuck to the top of the board.
This weeks theme was Spiggots.


Yup, that's one hell of a spiggot...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/EggHeadCheesyBird/Sprite%20Jam/isgood.gif
SUNNY D!
IS GOOD!

Actually it tastes like how chemical waste would probably taste with added sugar and has about as much fruit as a...thing with no fruit...

...

IS GOOD!

America was the first country to capitalise on animation.
BAM!!

Yes. Have you ever eaten an Arby's?
*vomits

[Reasons by America is better than England]

I'm back! And I brought Sears Tower merchandise for everyone!!


America was amazing. Everything is so big, the buildings, the space, the helpings of food...
There were...were...DOUGHNUTS!!

Okay, okay. We flew to illinois with Air India, complete with in flight entertainment. If there's anyone here from India then I'd like to ask...are all your sitcoms that naf? Because those were some naf sitcoms, I didn't even know the language, I could still tell they were naf.

So, anyway. The first week as spent with cousins in Naperville, including little squishy cousins with impressionable minds who I turned into raving Zim fanatics, then every day we'd drive out to Chicago say 'Wow' then drive back at about 11PM.

Yay!

The second week was spent in this little cottage...thing...well, I say cottage. It felt a bit like a trailer without the wheels but it was nice enough. Anyway it was right next to this beach, wal a few metres and you could swuim in lake Michigen. I've never liked beaches but thyis was because all the beaches I've been to have salty sea water, yo ho. This was a lake, a freakkin' big lake.

Also, it was close to Wal Mart. Wal Mart is where Sainsburys shoppers who've sinned go when they die.

Okay, now it's time for...

Reasons by America is better than England
1) People are more friendly, if someone asked me if I was lost in London I'd probably run. In Chicago (murder capital of America apparently) people justy want to help

2) Everything is bigger and prettier, in england everything is bunched up and within walking distance. America has so much space it doesn't know what to do with it all.

3) There's a certain philosphy the Americans have on life which I greatly respect; 'Everything can taste better with frosting'

4) America has Hot Topic, which, for those of you that don't know, is a branch of GAP for people who hate GAP. It's amazing!

5) America has the word 'pacifier' and the word 'band-aid'. Pacifier sounds like some of sort of alien weapon
"Glorgo! The baby is crying again!"
"ACTIVATE THE PACIFIER!!"
Zap Zap POw Ka-FlAn!

6) Churros.

Reasons why England is better than America
1) No Arby's

2) Again, no Arby's

EDIT: Wow, I got pretty erractic with my typing nearer the end. BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO FIX IT!!! BWAHAHA! CHURRO'S FOR ALL!

That's genius!

That's the SECOND crappiest Star wars title I've ever heard!

Will it be good?
Will it smell?
Will we get to see Anakin go all evil and stuff?
Will Jaja be in it?

GASP! All will be reveled.

...

Whee! Thanks for all the advice/ waffle suggestions/ Silly photoshops, people. It's about two hours before we set off, it's going to be a loooong day.

I have a regionless DVD player,
My bubble remains intact!

[TOTALLY AESOME AND AMAZING LIST OF THINGS TO DO WHILE IN AMERICA]

Tommorow I shall be setting off for Chicago for two weeks, It'll be my first time in America and I'm really looking forward to it. Here is my
TOTALLY AESOME AND AMAZING LIST OF THINGS TO DO WHILE IN AMERICA

1 Buy DVD's
2 Buy T-shirts
3 Eat a waffle with loasds of random garbage thrown on it...FOR BREAKFAST
4 Buy DVD's
5 Say 'Band-aid'
6 Convince people that I live in a mansion and wear a monocle
7 Buy DVD's

Yeah...um...

WHOO!

[NEXT:]

c[_]

Well...that was easy...

NEXT: The ultimate weapon!