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I don't get it? Is DG supposed to be a snake or somthing?

I call this piece..."NESTED FUNCTIONS MY ARSE!!!"

*Goes off to chat up Squinky's Girlfriend.

Bunny: Where's the tuba?

Czar: Well I'm a little too optimistic about commercial adventures so...I'd keep buying them in the hope they'd pick up.

Oooh! I get to ask a question!

"If Lucasarts asked YOU to lead the the next Monkey Island game and you accepted what would be the ONE thing you'd like to have in the game you would be willing to give George Lucas a blow job to get it in there"

Farlander and Trap: I'm not sure either of you really explain yourselves particulary well. Now I want you to apologise and mean it.  

Did someone say Dutch?  

GameMaker Magazine, eh? Sounds cool.

Oh yeah. Congratulations, CJ for AGS has been mentioned in a magazine...again...

Well...the gradients look a bit poop...
In your next game, try doing solid "blocks" of shading using a mouse/tablet; filling in bits you feel there would be a shadow. Putting patches of light...it's quite soothing actually.

I was just womdering...how did you lose your internet access?
Is a scandalous tale of scandal?

A complete version of Install Creator with unlimited rights to produce installers for both commercial and non commercial products

Howdy pardners!
It's a rootin' tootin' day far talking like a cowboy!*spit*
Yeeeeeee HAW!

1: Dave Gilbert (It would be tricky coming up with puzzles but a pretty rewarding play experience. "No, you moron! The red box, THE RED BOX!")
2: DragonRose (The lack of a "talk" option might disadvantage play a little but eavesdropping is always fun in adventure games.)
3: Alkaline (I can't say it's the sort of game I'd really enjoy playing, but an interesting idea nonetheless)

I've seen the HappyTreeFriends easter special...so moronic...so beutiful...

Trap: That was one of the best 30 minutes of my life! it was like watching some sort of Monty Python/Stickdeath crossover!

Oh yeah... FLASH PLUG!!!11!

My spider senses tell me that there MAY be a tripwire planted in this room.

ORZ

WELL FROM NOW ON HE CAN MAKE HIS OWN DAMN PASTA!!!

I think a good blast on the ol' MSPaint once in a while is refreshing.
Besides, not EVERYONE can afford photoshop.

I'm sure this is just some clever satire on chatroom morons that someone wrote up.
Funny, though.

It's a picture of an illegal opperation:

Next: A graphical representation of your favourite peice of text-only Interactive Fiction
For instance: How you think the guy zork looks like and NOT an illustration of the text interface!

It's one of those adorable little chaps from Information Retrieval!

Look how happy he is!

Why wouldn't an adult want to read a simple story about Jerry the toybox man.
What if Jerry the Toybox Man (or, JTTM as we shall now call it) had subtle references to things only adults would get.

One of my favourite shows is The Powerpuff Girls. Most certainly somthing for kids BUT there's a great deal of stuff in that show that kids might not find funny or interesting yet this information is NOT encrypted into somthing kids can't understand.
So...adults and kids can both watch it without feeling guilty that they're looking at somthing not intended for them. The kids don't get exposed to mind-destroying ault-stuff and the adults don't feel that they are watching a dumbed-down show.

Basically, what i'm saying is...Just because kids can understand it doesn't mean it's aimed at kids and just because adults are reading/watching somthing intelligence it doesn't mean it's exclusively reserved for them.

Um...this didn't really add much to the topic that hadn't already been said I guess...

Does it disturb you how similar JTTM looks like the logo for 'Johnny the Homocidal Maniac'. There, I've found a pop-culture reference that adults can pick up on already in your Jerry creation!

Me too.

Yakspit: That sucks. ANYONE can draw a hand!

Moresco: If a phone was implanted in your head would the ringtone hurt?

I vote for...um...Mandarb...

I've been wondering about this...
How do you tell the difference between a story aimed at kids and somthing aimed at adults?

I mean things aimed at kids don't generally have explisicit sex or violence...but neither do a bunch of things aimed at adults...

Is it the weight of the story?
No...there's a bunch of kids stuff with horribly dark and claustrophobic stories, light, fluffy adult things and vice versa..

Could it just be the style it's told in?
This, I'm not sure about...there are so many different styles of writing stories it's pretty much impossible to catergorise them into just two.

Is it what the reader relates to?
No...there's adult stories starring kids as main characters and (a few) kids stories starring adults as the main characters.

So...basically. I don't know, surely there must BE a difference...