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[Magical Whatever Girl Rocks Out In The Stone Age]

Ehhh... I've got one

Magical Whatever Girl Rocks Out In The Stone Age

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I've gotta tell you, though. Right now I only consider it half a game. Oh, it's fully playable and everything; but soon, oh so very soon, the voice pack'll be ready to download and it will
KNOCK
YOUR
SOCKS OFF!

Seriously, it'll sound amazing. Look out for it!

On another note: Holy crap! I made a proper game in AGS!!

If I could make a two frame walk work as well as that, I would use a two-frame walk no question.

I used to think there wouldn't be a world war 3.

I....
could have so used this recently...
Balls.

Now he's not wrong there:

Looks... *what's another word for 'good'*

... rad-tastic!

I'm not sure most hobbyist developers have the time to make graphics that are high resolution AND great.
I think Ace Quest 2 was high res...

Constantly loading the game if I died or if I wasted too much ammo or health.

See, to me that's just tedious...
And frustrating if I forget to save my game, which I often do.

If this was a forum for any other type of game, people would be banging on about how quickly they got through 'legendary mode' right about now.

It made me think of posting that roller derby photo again. But I decided against it.

I play everything on the easiest setting unless I hear that putting it on the easiest setting reduces game content.
I'm more into computer games as an artform than an endurance test.

Where did you get this weird conspiracy theory about us hating high resolution?
And why aren't you listening?

I call it 'ladies on rollerskates who hurt each other'

I hope it's not too outlandish.

Nice first post there.

...the world was restored to a state of peace under the mechanical gay thumb of it's new leader. The David Lynch mob crawled behind their radiators and were never seen again, the trolls exploded because they thought it would be funny and the people of the AGS community sat down to finally start working on their games...

The next game to be released was simply entitled A Presidental Story, it began thusly:
One day the president got bored and he...

A David Lynch mob, to be exact, the rituals of which involve saying everything backwards and doing three hours of ritual radiator-staring every morning. David Lynch mobs are not very dangerous.

She then took up the mighty Blue Cup, the liquid from which grants SUPER MOD POWERS, and with the grace of a thousand angel cheerleaders in a human pyramid, brought about a mighty flood. After the devastation was suitably devastating...

Excellant.

Do one simply entitled 'Spiders Are Jerks'

You are officially the worlds greatest human being. That is a lovely new desktop for me.



Thanks to the Thora Birch movie 'The Hole' for the amazing dialogue.

NEXT: Mid-life Crysis.