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#841
function TableExamination() {
  tableresponse = Random(4);
  if (tableresponse==0){
  cDom.Say("A table is a form of furniture composed of a surface supported by a base, usually four legs. ";
cDom.Say("It is often used to hold objects or food at a convenient or comfortable height when sitting.");
cDom.Say("Generic tables are typically meant for combined use with chairs. Unlike many earlier table designs, today's tables usually do not have drawers.");
cDom.Say("A table specifically intended for working is a desk.");
cDom.Say("Some tables have hinged extensions of the table top called drop leaves, while others can be extended with removable sections called leaves.");
cDom.Say("I'm so glad I looked that up.");
} if (tableresponse==1){
  cDom.Say("Table, Table, Table. I made you out of...");
  cDom.Say("...Wood.");
  } if (tableresponse==2){
    cDom.Say("I see this table uses Orwellian design principles.");
    cDom.Say("Four legs good. Two legs fucking stupid.");
    } if (tableresponse==3){
      cDom.Say("I encounter tables periodically.");   //line 69
      } if (tableresponse==4){
        cDom.Say("It's a table, must be a truth table.");
        cDom.Say("Because...tables don't lie...because...");
        cDom.Say("Okay... William Miracle's not allowed to write any more dialouge for this game.");
        }
}

What's wrong with this script? It's driving me crazy...I've been through it over and over and I just can't see it.

The error is:
GlobalScript.asc(69): Error (line 69): buffer exceeded: you probably have a missing closing bracket on a previous line
#842
It' gor the Raymondo Person guy writing for it.
Win.
#843
General Discussion / Re: nude games
Sun 09/12/2007 19:46:57
Remember when Minime was going to Christian Camp?
#844
Farking Robots, Damn!
#845
The slow getting up could be kind of like the elevator doors in eraserhead.
#846
Oooh. This is a good one.
#847
I have that game in a box. I got it a charity shop...I think it's worth more than I payed for it if I sold it on Ebay.
However, I have also bought a lot of games in Charity shops worth less than what I payed for them in charity shops so...
#848
Critics' Lounge / Re: My Webcomic
Sat 10/11/2007 19:57:47
I interpreted more as instructions for suicide.
But I don't think you should clarify what it means...just let us stay in mystery. Then it's ART!
#849
I really want to play Jburgers...
#850
General Discussion / Re: School shootings
Wed 07/11/2007 19:24:06
I have a few theories but I'm saving them for when I get the opportunity to co-write an opera.
It would have a similar logo to High School Musical but it would be called High School Massacre. We will have so many awards.
#851
I made a cartoon: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/408117
Then I spent the whole night waiting for people to respond to the cartoon.
Then I watched Ugly Betty.
Then a Red Dwarf re-run.
Then I went to bed.

...

WHHOOoooOOOoOoOooo!!
#852
Yeah, I made one. I'm E-mailing it to anyone who asks for a copy. It's like a secret society!
#853
General Discussion / Re: Andy Milonakis
Fri 19/10/2007 16:21:01
I love that show.
#854
Adventure Related Talk & Chat / Re: Free game?
Wed 17/10/2007 18:07:43
Anyone want my copy of Simon 3?

...

Yeah, I thought not...

#855
General Discussion / Re: Google toolbar
Mon 08/10/2007 18:51:14
Google toolbar raped all of my mothers.
#856
I've goota say, I prefer the way it looked before.
#857
I got so into it that I forgot about the colour limit:


Here's a quick and dirty edit in Photoshop Elements:


I really want to go back and add a spot of light to his right sleeve...
#858
General Discussion / Re: This pisses me off
Thu 13/09/2007 20:54:51
I recently got sponsered to get a five-day course for young people who want to get into the TV industry.
They called themselves a charity.
It does make you feel pretty guilty, like you're somehow stealing money from straving african kids as you sit there, warm and safe in your 'High School Musical 2' bus on your way to see a Q&A session with Simon Amstell.
Bad me. Bad, bad me. The AFRICAN KIDS should be the ones going to see a Q&A with Simon Amstell!!
#859
Oh my God. Love it.
#860
General Discussion / Re: Ratatouille
Sat 14/07/2007 18:37:53
October...

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

*explodes*
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