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Oh. Awesome.

You could just do comics on the theme of responsibility...
You know...If you wanted to...

And, personally, Pyro. I do consider Sprite Comics a valid artform...But if the majority is against them...Well, there's nothing I can do...

Hey, look at that. bush's fuck-up has caused even MORE pointless deaths!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Me. I'm Alex.

Since I forgot all about this, your challenge for this fortnights comic creation competetition is all to do with the theme of 'responsibility' or 'Alex getting hurt in an amusing way'.
You have two weeks, let's see some entries! C'mon, people! Come on!

Oh dear...It's time to break out the
KINKY JOE!

NOTE: Obviously not an entry, made back in April.

Just downloaded this game. I love it, there are some moments of real genius in there.
BUT
It took me way too long to figure out what genmder the main character was supposed to be.

*Nervously comes to the front of the classroom*
I...um...might be making something...

Scampers off into the shadows.

UPDATE:
Walk animation (still needs work):
Second Screenshot (including Spoiler):

Aaand, last screenshot for a while:

It turns out Britney Spears is a man.

Hmmn. Yahtzee made a similar thingie a while ago.

But none of therm have Paul Schrier!

I've seen so many of these things...Why can't they create a flash game which suddenly pops up with a picture of some fluffy bunnies or a picture of Paul Schrier giving you the thumbs up?

Whu'?
Huh?
Oh...Oh, right...

No big game company's taking twenty quid a month of me...
If I've already bought your stupid game it should be enough for you greedy bastards!
If you REALLY need extra cash for ypur servers or whatevger, how about you just stick some burger king ads up on the elven hall of elvenness or something?

System requirements are my big gripe...I'm completly out of touch with all new games. It's not even as if my Pc is that old. It was top of the lone in 2000. Why shouldn't it be able to play software made in 2003 which probably could have been made with the technology available three years ago just as good.
Another thing that pieces me orf is the voice acting in most games.
If developers are working so bollocks-hard to create realistic environments and cinematic atmospheres. Why does everyone in the game speak like they're giving a lecture on...I dunno...tuna...

There's a fairly small online DVD merchant; http://www.loaded247.com/ who had a two £7.99 DVD's for £14.
I bought two of these DVD's and the site changed both their prices to £7. They sent off the first one but not the second, I'ver ordered stuff from these guys before, they do this. Somwetimes it takes a few weeks, sometimes a few months, I wasn't worried.
Here's the thing, after they'd shipped the first DVD and charged my account for £7, I didn't have any money left. I was cleared out (I wonder why my parents keep telling me I need a job)
They tried to send the second DVD but my card number was denied, so the order was cancelled.
Meaning that I've unwillingly cheated this company out of 99p. I guess I should feel guilty, but knowing that I don't deserve it just makes watching that copy of Osmosis Jones that much sweeter.

I think Scheme us the best thing ever.
But it's more suited to making me roast beef sandwiches than it is for creating adventure games.

EHCB.

Link bwoken.
Me sad.

Heard one John Williams score you've heard 'em all.

I love Danny Elfman's theme for Beetlejuice and Jerry Goldsmith's end credits music for Poltergeist.

On Tv, I love the theme music for The League of Gentlemen, Dexters Laborotory, Six Feet Under.

I still maintain that the Monkey Island theme is the best piece of music EVER COMPOSED. But another game with a good feem choon is Croc.

Goddamnit! It was supposed to be Oliver Twist!
Comeon , people. It's obvious!

Hey. The sketchbook page was updated too, I'm pretty sure not all of that is old stuff.
And it's nice to see the stuff posted in Critics lounge again on their own page and whatnot.