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Roger Wilco, face it, he is a wuss.

My question, who is the most comdeic character without intending to be funny?

polemister_says@hotmail.com is my msn address. if anyone wants to talk, i a good listener. no strings attached

can i play 2

polemister_says@hotmail.com

You should forget her, I know you cant, but you still have to try, there will be others, it may be hard, but do you want more pain, nobody does. There may be a void for a while of time, it may hurt, but try and fill it with distractions, you should still go on vactaions, just bring along a male friend (im not implying anything). all wounds heal.

Forget those that hurt you, but always remeber those who where kind

i have, i met 2,  ones my father, he stoped after uni, he now has a family and runs his own business, the other is a fellow student, he carrys a Katana is will use it if you give him a reason, he is also tanked up, and a nerd.

i celebrate bye blowing up a national monument... whops did i just type that.  

If you ever find youself confronted by an evil monster of any sort (includes inlaws & oversized tomatos), do one of 2 things
1. shoot it, shoot it, and shoot it again, then get a bigger gun, and shoot it, infact 2 words nuclear weapons, it worked in japan its bound to work here
2. or acuse it of sleeping with your mother, claim you have broken up. (there is no such thing as a horror/soap opera movie)

I'm in, what do i need to hack and how badly

23. always carry a chainsaw, a big chainsaw, one thats bigger then the other guys chainsaw, and then bring a large sword, in case you run out of petrol, and then always decapitate them. Did i mention to bring a chainsaw

Terry pratchet is good
the disc world series is the funyest
i like the ones with  the night watch

That sounds like the muttering of kikme. ITS YOU

Have you all forgoten the princible of harry potter... He is EVIL , its teh devils work, all that whitchcraft, J.K.R has sold her sole to the devil, and look at all she as gained, millions of fans, even more money, and an eternity in hell. Is it realy worth it. Gone are the days of devil worship, where people realy cared what they were doing. If jesuse was here he would smite all that read the harry potter series. now i am over that,  i realy got lost in the first 3 books, but he forth just got dull, its just teh harry potter book-a-minute thing over again.

There have been many intresting suggestions on how to deal with kikme (i like trhe one where we track him down and kill him, or tell his parents) but its now up to the mods to decide what to do with him. i would like to hear what kikme has to say about this.

Nice. it could have used some pics, of you or your games and maybe a discription of who you are(i got no idea), and the black backround was dull, funness in your guest book.

Nice. it could have used some pics, of you or your games and maybe a discription of who you are(i got no idea), and the black backround was dull, funness in your guest book.

No laughing matter, this book supports the dark arts and is evil, EVIL. or so televion has lead me to belive, now, im of to bag me a necromanceer, or is that necrofiliac?

What ever happened to the first discworld? im fairly sure there are only 3 levels of deadness - not dead, undead and dead. Personaly if i am the latter i want somebody to notice and start the party , if i am undead i will tell you guys, probly in person (depeneds on how tasty you are), and if i am not dead i dont want anyone to notice i am.

And still i have no friends, althought with the number of people dieing in this thread im not sure if its me, or the lack of others, still, i figure i have maybe a little less then a month to live. you will never know, inless i make a "death friend" who can tell you all im gone, then u can have a party, or continue the party from the death of Andail & Iqu.

"I'd be really wary of someone who is a "Ghost maker" who wants to be a "death friend"."

i would rather be a friend then an enemy.
when i say death friend, i mean some one that is my friend, yet has the task of noticing when im dead and notifing others, mainly u guys, since i know how much u love me. but in truth you would be like a normal friend who i entrust with my will. (no you dont get anything when i die)

With all this talk about dieing (check members data base thread) i wouldnt mind finding another AGS'er in  australia, preferably melbourn, who i can make friends with (in a non-sexual way, sorry) or just get to know better over forums and msn, so if i die i can contact them and they can post the bad/good news of my death. To save room, others from different countrys should use this thread to post what they are looking for.