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What sites do you frequently visit? Describe them (If anyone else hasn't).

I usually visit
www.agsforums.com
(You know.... This place?)
www.somethingawful.com
(Like, the best photoshopping site like, ever, like, like)
www.freakingnews.com
(Proud member. You actually win CASH for winning contests! Infact, you get 0.5$ for JOINING! You can't check the money out before winning at least 1 contest (5$). http://www.freakingnews.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=1529 (My stats).)

That's about it...

I REALLY need help with ma nju game, Huxz adventure!
I'm have VERY little time, and could use some help.

Basically it's an alien dude who crashes on a planet. There he will meet the earth-leader: Borg Mush.
I have only completed Huxz, and 4/5 of the space-ship.
I would need someone to draw a second character:
"Garbush Creepmood" ... Among others.

I could use help from someone who is good at cutscenes too.

Any suggestions on the game will be welcomed open heartedly.

Thanks in advance !

This is one of the most lollable situation I've ever been in in chat!
Except that one time when someone tried to cyber-rape me
* laughs thinking about it

<Haddas> Iltapäivää...
<Haddas> hellou?
<Safir> juu ei tääl ketää oo
<Safir> =)
<Veera> Hitsi ei se nyt tainnu päästä tänne asti
<cowboy> buenos tardes vosotros tambien
<Haddas>
<Veera> Mikko: Kyllähän mie oon! :-)
<cowboy> toisin sanoen hyvää päivää kaikille...
<Safir> juu samoin
<Caro> pvää
<cowboy> kiitos
<Veera> Mennään tuonne privan puolelle?
<Haddas> wazzup?
<Caro> boring..
<cowboy> on vai...?
<Caro> yep
<Safir> taidan mennä päiväunille
<cowboy> no voi...
<Safir> ZZZzzZZZzzZZZ
<cowboy> mitä pitäis tehdä asian hyväks?
<Caro> viihdytä mua
<Haddas> vipatkaa cuubalainen sikari...
<Caro> sikari, yöks!
<cowboy> en tiedä pystynkö...
<Caro> sanoi cowboy..
<cowboy> jeah...
<Caro> hih
<Haddas> ei sitten... *työntää tupakan nenään*
<Caro> hih!
<cowboy> mul olis kyl sätkiä...
<cowboy> bull durhakia...
<cowboy> sori
<cowboy> bull durhamia
<Haddas> aijaaa
<cowboy> kelpaako...?
<Haddas> kiitos...
<Electra> päivää vaan.
<cowboy> oleppa niin hyvä...
<Haddas> *työntää sätkän toiseen sieraimeen*
<cowboy> höh...
<Haddas> no niin, kellään tulta?
<cowboy> kyl sille olis muutakin käyttöä ollu
<Electra> *hiipunee taas*
<Haddas> mitä?
<cowboy> tä?
<Haddas> mitä muuta ois voinu niil tehdä?
<cowboy> laittaa suuhun sen
<cowboy> sinne se pitääkin laittaa...
<Haddas> ei se sinne mahdu....
<cowboy> häh?
<cowboy> sullaha on pieni monttu
<Haddas> siel on täynnä muovia
<cowboy> mitäää?
<Haddas> *se* on täynnä muovia
<cowboy> hankkiudu hoitoo/lääkärii
<Haddas> sit mul on banaani korvassa
<Haddas> ja kännykkä P********
<cowboy> mitä se siellä tekee?
<Haddas> se nukkuu...
<cowboy> ahaa
<cowboy> no ei siin sit ketää...
<cowboy> mihis toi caroliina muuten meni...?
<cowboy> ääniä ei kuulu eikä ketään näy...
<Haddas> no know
<sand.> aiku väskää
<cowboy> hei haluisko joku tarjota kyydin näsiin?
<Haddas> Robin huudiinko oot menossa?
<cowboy> en...?ei se siellä oo...
<cowboy> se on kevarissa
<Haddas> minkä kaubungin näsiin
<cowboy> porvoon...
<cowboy> mihin sä- luulit...
<Haddas> no, niin... mää vaa aattelin gu mä tiedän ainaski kolme näsiii...
<cowboy> missä ne on?
<Haddas> Kabböööööle, Provoo, Rovaniemi
<Haddas> porvoo
<cowboy> jeh...
<cowboy> porvoo on paras...
<Haddas> rulaa...
<cowboy> jeah...
<cowboy> sä oot porvoosta...?
<Haddas> mul on 23km Porvooseen. 30 min matka
<cowboy> eli oot askolassa....?
<cowboy> pukkilassa...?
<Haddas> en. Iha toiseen suuntaan, sinne metsään. Miss ne muut örkit
       asuu
<cowboy> jossain vantaalla....
<Haddas> Isnäsi
<cowboy> ahaa
<cowboy> näsi on kyl parempi...
<Haddas> missäää asut
<cowboy> näsissä porvoossa
<Haddas> pitihän se arvata...
<cowboy> jep...
<raiski26> onko porista ketään???
<cowboy> kumpaa sukupuolta edustat...?
<Haddas> mies
<Haddas> <---
<cowboy> täytyy mennä...
<Haddas> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Haddas> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<cowboy> hasta luego hombre.....
<Haddas> painu ite Legolandiin

Free to translate....

Who has seen the newest comedy goldmine of
www.somethingawful.com
They're all about "Olde Medieval Tapestries"

It's absolutely hilarious!!!
Check theese out:



and these Matrix related ones! :

...Cuz I need to know!

I've seen many finnish and swedish AGSers post here, and I was wandering... HOW many are there?

I'm personally a "Finlandssvensk" or "Suomenruotsalainen", Which means that my family has lived in Finland for hundreds of years, but still speak swedish... and finnish .

Has anyone had an exciting life? I know I had!!! Boy, them were some good times... Yup! Now I'm just the olde village crazy (wheezing laugh + cough! cough!). Now you youngsters go ahead and tell grandpa' your favourite story about what's happened you! Like the time you went swimming with Carl Bergmans girlfriend while he was feeding the dog and he caught you!?!

Now I'll just be puttin' my hearing aid on and you can go ahead tellin' me your stories... Done
(cough1)

PS: You tell me yours I'll tell you mine!!!

(cough!!! Wheeze!!!)

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TIME: 31 OCTOBER - THE END OF NOVEMBER
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This is how it goes...

YOU :o (yes, you) think of a name that you think is great!
It can be borrowed from a movie, a game, or YOU :o (yes, you)
can come up with an entirely new name (!!!)

After the competition time is over you can vote for your favourite
(We must also come up with a prize)

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* you CAN enter names after the time limit, but they won't count... So you'd better save them for next month *
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First I start with the name:
"Colonel Braun-Unther"

EDIT from DG: I changed the title -- As SSH said, it seemed a bit strange having a "best name of the week" for a competition that lasts for a month.

I know I have, but I never had the patience to finish it. It looked lousy anyway. Has anyone here tried to do so. Is it even a good idea?

I have not encountered any First person adventure games on the AGS website. Are there not, or am I just blind. I haven't played any FPA games except for Zork: The grand Inquisitor (great game, play it)
could you inform me of FPA games made in AGS...Please?

Hi!

I was wandering if anyone can help me with a problem I have conserning animations. I can draw characters but my animations suck! Especially my walking animations. I try very hard to make games, but it usually stops at the animations. Can anyone give me a hint or two about making walking cycles so it doesn't look like he owns brick-legs.

However... I am not completely useless, for I have made an animation of a face!...in agony!...Which, turns red

What's the funniest thing said in an adventure game? I know one of my favourite is Japnca.
"First I littrealy give my brother the shits by slipping him an industrial strength laxative and then I drop a dead spider on my sister. Everyone should have a brother like me." Made me laugh...  
...But I guess I'm just easily amused

This character I made, a megaphone hanging on a wall, refuses to appear in the office to fire Rowdy. The only thing shown is:
"5...4...3...2...1...0...Rowdy, if you're hearing this, you are late and officially fired... again"

I have a game in development.
It's called "Paranoid Bob in Badrraw"
The game is about a Paranoid guy who has to go to the store to get food, since the governement is tired of sending him food. Oh, he's a stickfigure and Badrraw is a Black & White, badly drawn world. Therefor the name Badrraw.

Now. I need to know how to make a jukebox style thingy, since PB (Paranoid Bob) has a walkman and I want the player to be able to select songs manually.

Hello

If anyone needs help with sounds to games. I'd be happy to help
Sounds are my joy, yes. I find music too. My latest project was to help CMonkey with the music to the updated part one. Notify me if anyone needs help