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How about:

Leafblowers
or
Loafhouse?

It's not mine this time, Haddas. I swear.

That's what you said last time!

I... I think you were pregnant

Awww crap! That explains the baby.

I believe the author aswell as the admins should have control of what info goes on the game page. ie. the articles in other publications and stuff. The maker should be able to add those him/herself, yet the admin/moderator should confirm the changes. You can't expect the site admin to chase the net for content/articles/reviews featuring the game in question.

Pay attention to any commercial break. Any medication promo spends more time explaining all the numorous side-effects than the actual medicine itself.

I was once prescribed Tradolan retard for when the nerves in my back were shot.
Effect: Didn't help. Regular painkillers eventually did the trick for me.

Side-effects: Shaking, feeling cold, sweating like a guy who generally sweats a lot.. in a sauna, getting emotional to the point everything made me cry. I threw up and got dizzy and unable to function. I got very sleepy yet could not sleep. I also got diarrhea among many other things. Fuck that pill.

We all know what you mean with your "private live broadcasts". You're not fooling me and I'm not paying.

Just a quick photoshop of the sierra logo on a shoulder. I'd go for a sierra tattoo!

Cool video ghost. I didn't know germans could talk!

I think that's the funniest thing I've seen for months.

I have a new microphone! Check check check che-check it out!

[anian]

Sorry for taking so long guys! I've been very busy with work. It seems like there are actually 10 entries! Here we go.



anian

I like the melody. It reminds me of something, although I do not know what. The lyrics are well-fitting, but they feel a bit detached from the rest of the song blending-wise. A bit repetitive but since it's only some 2 minutes long it doesn't start to bother me.

Track length: 2:04


djres

A busy track indeed. I like the intro, the melody and the beat. The lyrics are well blended. They feel like a part of the whole. It makes me wish it was longer. I find myself wanting a bassline and another beat on top. It sort of feels like the whole song is just an intro to something bigger. Overall it's a nice enjoyable track.

Track length: 1:23


Helme

The intro is good. I like the synths and the reverb. The vocals sound a bit like they were sung at a karaoke-bar, as in the could've been integrated a bit better, but overall I find this to be a great track, as I enjoy all sorts of lofi pop. The deep lyrics bring a smile to my face aswell. Yes, I do want to save the changes.

Track length: 4:55 (short-mix, really?)


KhrisMacDee

I like the guitar playing, but the singing is somewhat off key. The lyrics are (a bit) immature. The song has a good pace but and I like the SKIDDELY-DOOT DOOT DOOT part. As mentioned, the track has a good pace and the melody is cool, but I'm a bit put-off by the gay jokes. I might have found it funnier back in the day.

Track length: 3:03


m0ds

Brittish Hip-Hop at its best. A lovely track with an oldschool beat, lyrics that mean something and have a strong basis in reality. It's a tad short but we can't always get what we want.

Track length: 1:00


Musicman

The melody is excellent. The vocals are a bit too detached for my liking but they could fit very well with a bit of more work. The build-ups are great aswell. I enjoy this track as a whole and the feeling it portrays, even if it could've been polished a bit more.

Track length: 1:36

nihilyst

Loving the intro. You have a good voice for this sort of stuff. It sounds very professional. I can't quite describe it, but I like it a lot. I wish I still knew German. I spoke it as a child but have forgotten it all. The melody is very nice and the vocals blend almost perfectly.

Track length: 2:31


Old skool rulez

This is a happy track! A nice faux-lofi track. The speech synth sounds pretty cheesy but that doesn't bother me. I like the melody for the tempo and the cheerfulness it has. Not a bad track this one.

Track length: 1:14


Phemar

I like this one a lot. It would've been even funnier if it had just said "Daddy I want to be a racecar", but this track is still very silly. I like that in a track. The melody is good and simple.

Track length: 2:49


ShonenAiGuy

This one is a bit strange. Somewhat chaotic sampling and the melody is a bit bland. I do like the sampling and the chopping of it even if it is chaotic. It didn't feel like an end of the world track atleast.

Track length: 1:02



Now it's time to chose the winner. It's a difficult choice and you ought to know that most of you were very close.

Congratulations Helme!!

come to tokbox and see the incomprehensible grizzly bear adventures

Yet Lapaset failed this year.

Only because I didn't start the thread, and you KNOW IT!

I love you all and I want to have sex with you.

Yes, you too.

There was one that didn't.

I recently did it and tapped the address http://www.tindeck.com/download/47b69d54756026e56b5e64a41feb558e/jtze/ytpup.mp3 into my phone browser. It was a real chore but it got the job done.

If you set up a tinyurl for that link, you can save yourself heaps of time

D'oh! *slaps forehead* Thanks. I should have thought of that before.

Oh gosh. 9 Entries. The competition is now officially

-CLOSED-


I will judge the entries and post the winner in the next day or three. This is gonna take a while and I want to give everyone response on their respective pieces.

I use tindeck.

Steps:
- process the audio you want for the phone (shorten, compress, whatever)
- save with an easy name, such as adgjadgj.mp3
- upload to tindeck
- copy link location and paste it into notepad or something
- use the phones browser and tap in the url (by hand, I know it's a chore)

I recently did it and tapped the address http://www.tindeck.com/download/47b69d54756026e56b5e64a41feb558e/jtze/ytpup.mp3 into my phone browser. It was a real chore but it got the job done.

I guess since KrissMacDee probably didn't make his track specifically for the contest and I didn't say anything about it, then i guess you can too. Generally it's not recommended, but this competition is really a protest against old tune compos where the rules were roughly like this:

- Must be 23,6 seconds in length
- Must be about lemurs making love to batman
- Must feature the sound of burning plastic as bassline

I really wish more people started participating in tune contests like they used to but most are discouraged by the lack of creative freedom. It's like back when I was in elementary and I was forced to draw bowls of fruit. This is why the rules aren't really rules in my competition. They're more like guidelines.

Man, I've got my work cut out for me haven't I? Good job everyone. I'll be commenting on each entry when the competition ends.