Messages

ME, ME!!!

NoNoNo

First Iraq, then Iran, then all the other countries surrounding, until finally reaching russia. But not finland, since here's no oil

I got:
- A new computer
- ADSL 512 Kbps!!!
- 2 PS2 games
- A DVD movie
- An empty cassette to record on
- 2 books
- A superflashlight
- Axe Pulse deodorant
- Axe Pulse aftershave
- Beaten up
- Digibox

That's all

Okay, this seems to be a multicultural forum... I'll dump these questions here for you to answer. If they're not correct; I will throw you off the bridge of death.

What country does:
- Nokia
- Esso
- Swedes
come from?

Seriously... I know two of these answers. Does anyone know 'em all

* Sits in his car and drives of with an axe

Watch out Dr. Jekyll?~MR. HYDE!. I'm coming... as soon as I know where you live that is.

I found out that conan o' brien excisted... the 25th of december  :'(.

Since then I've been trying to download every clip of the show that I find. The Ozzy clip, the simpsons voice actors clip, ANYTHING! I love the "albums" The fake ones, where there's always a celebrity who kicks one of his friends ass.

CONAN, CONAN, CONAN, CONAN, CONAN, CONAN, CONAN, CONAN,
\0/
||
/ \

I hear there's a beer to honor the California governor? The "Governator".
Is this tha troof?

Anyways. I drink anything that moves... or actually not. I drink everything that's LIQUID. That includes liquour, spirits, coca-cola and beer. I have drunk piss on two occasions, it was not of free will... I think.

How do I make time-outs (or whatever they're called)?

For instance, I press the self-destruction button and a puzzle needs to be solved in... say 60 seconds or the ship blows up? Can it be made to work through several rooms?

I live in Finland, and there's no snow here. What's up with that. Today, there's no snow, Tomorrow there's no snow. Last New Year it was goddamnit 1 meter of snow outside. Plus it was -30 Celsius.

I like the winter because everything is so dark, and dead. No one bugs me, no flies, no mosquitos... No sunshine. Aaahhhhh...

The only thing shitty is that I've got a cold now. *sniff*

* Looks at screen with half closed eyes, gaping mouth & finger up in nose. Then says:
Huh?!?

What's with the "If Mario was Neo" subject though?

Dude! He probably meant that if Mario would've been Neo in The Matrix, the movie would've been completely awesome!!!

(correct me if I'm wrong)

So THIS is where Chris spends all his spare time
http://www.grabtwistpull.com/features/chris02.html

There was a documentry on recently where this ginger guy was saying how he'd been dowloading porn since he was 7! I have to say, I'd be surprised if there was anyone younger than that on the forums...

What do you mean "downloading"? I've been ACTING in pornmovies since I was 7!!!!

... Well not really.

... But I look at porn SOMETIMES. And I don't visit "those" sites very frequently

What sites do you frequently visit? Describe them (If anyone else hasn't).

I usually visit
www.agsforums.com
(You know.... This place?)
www.somethingawful.com
(Like, the best photoshopping site like, ever, like, like)
www.freakingnews.com
(Proud member. You actually win CASH for winning contests! Infact, you get 0.5$ for JOINING! You can't check the money out before winning at least 1 contest (5$). http://www.freakingnews.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=1529 (My stats).)

That's about it...

No... Good God, NO!
http://www.haddasvillage.co.uk/acatalog/info.html

* Pukes

WHYYYYYYYYYIIEEEE!!! My name has been disgraced!

* Cries

Ares you making teh funs of me?

I'll help you!

This is what it would be like

WE... ARE... NOT... YOUR... SLAVES!!!

Now ask politely or nobody might want to help you!!!

Thanx Disco-Stu