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switch that around (not so that the planet crashes in to the planet), add a very original space janitor who is total weiner, and you get my game in a nutshell

But... but... I don't want to make your game!

I REALLY need help with ma nju game, Huxz adventure!
I'm have VERY little time, and could use some help.

Basically it's an alien dude who crashes on a planet. There he will meet the earth-leader: Borg Mush.
I have only completed Huxz, and 4/5 of the space-ship.
I would need someone to draw a second character:
"Garbush Creepmood" ... Among others.

I could use help from someone who is good at cutscenes too.

Any suggestions on the game will be welcomed open heartedly.

Thanks in advance !

I have ghosts in my room too!

This is what could explain parts of it:
1. There's cold air blowing at my feet every other second in the morning when I get out of bed, still, there's nothing under my bed. I'm scared to get up in the morning
2. I read Stephen King
3. My room is the creaky room
4. This house had been empty since 1935 when a guy had hanged himself here, then we moved in.
5. I'm superstitious
6. I have no more Dust-trolls under my bed (due to the fact that SOMETHING must have been lying under there and breathing at my feet, since I NEVER vaccum).
7. My grandfather was a world traveler = Thing-Majings from all over the world. Like the old Caribbean Voodoo mask we have on our dinig-room wall.

If you want a good name, then I suggest you look up the thread:

"Most lollable name competition"

BTW: We never voted a winner! :o

OMG!

I really like those pics! How cool isn't that?

What's the game called?
Who IS the main character, 'cause he doesn't LOOK like the devil?

WOW, Great site!

What are you people talking about?

It took me less than 5 seconds to load the page,

and I use ISDN!!! Well, Dual ISDN...

But that's only 14 kb/sec anyways...

WOW :o!!!

That's really good photoshopping!!!

The only thing (besides the lightness) that disturbs me is the

color that's in the bottom-right corner. In the fence.

It seems a bit too dark, perhaps?

I think his back is too straight while running. I know that if I'm running, I tend to bend a bit forward. Well, at least when I run fast :

EDIT:
If this is meant to be a comical run, I suggest that his back bends backwards!
Like this:
=O
=<\-´
=,>\.

One thing that bothers me, is that he has no belt  . Now this doesn't usually make me click, but he looks fat when the shirt hangs down on his tummy. Is he supposed to be so? Do you have a siide wiev to compare to?

No... Just "Made in China" or something. Gameconsoles are some of the everyday things here, just like toast.
"- Mom! Could you bring me a couple of Xboxes on your way home? Thanks!"

"There's only two things in this world I can't stand.  Those who are intolerant of other people and their cultures ... and the Dutch."

Hehehe -- very funny, but the only problem is I'm half Dutch!

You oppressive bastard!

That's from Austin Powers: Goldmember!!!
DM! You're ORIGINAL!!!1111oneoneone11!!1

This is one of the most lollable situation I've ever been in in chat!
Except that one time when someone tried to cyber-rape me
* laughs thinking about it

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<Safir> =)
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<Haddas>
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Free to translate....

Interact with brick-wall = "- Why would you make me strike a brick-wall? It's a just another goddamn Brick-wall

...

Hey! What about Eddie Murphy? He be makin' fun o' white people n' shit, n' everyone always be laughin' at 'em. Even white people... Like Michael Jacksson
Anyone watched "Eddie Murpy: Delerious"?

DG = Dick Girl
(Don't tell DG that I told you, mkay? )

I like to think of myself as... MASTER OF THE HUMON RACE!

Yeah! Dumbass!!!!1111

This reminds me of something they said on VCPR in GTA: Vice City
"If everyone would be naked, we'd have no wars! I can't tell if you're rich or poor, white or black. It doesn't matter because we're all naked!"

but no one has a pc below 1GHz anymore anyways?