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Niinpä.
Ajatella... Ainoastaan 3 E-Asta.
Eikä niit oo paljon Aasiastakaan

Nyt mä laitoin mun lipun sinne. Käyn koulua Porvoossa.
Arvatkaa naurattiko ku näin Andailin olinpaikan kartalla!

Happy Birthday!! 2 more years and you'll be driving.

Only in america as far as I know...

I feel old. I will be 31 in February.  

You ARE old.
HAPPY BORSCHDAY!
I've got a present for ya!
* sends a "FREE PASSWORD TO XXX SITES" mail.
I'm fifteen and ¾ too!

I haven't seen it...






AAARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... Overdose!

...Cuz I need to know!

I've seen many finnish and swedish AGSers post here, and I was wandering... HOW many are there?

I'm personally a "Finlandssvensk" or "Suomenruotsalainen", Which means that my family has lived in Finland for hundreds of years, but still speak swedish... and finnish .

I have...

BWAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!! LOL!!!
That's great!

One thing... You van't put that kind of bad language in a childrens book, come on! children get nightmares if you tell them shit like "Ben feels happy"

Let me tell you a story about HORSES!!!

They're horrible!!! They always try to kill me! When I was three, a horse ran me over and left a huge scar on my forehead(real) which looks like a lying half-moon.... or a
I think it was two years later, when I rode that very same horse. It threw me off and I cracked my arm. *!!!CraCK!!!* (sounds nasty doesn't it?!?)

Now I hate horses.... Which is very unfortunate because my mom has 14 horses! Darn my life!!!

A really good horror movie is "Lapin Kulta Kuume". About a psycho rummaging through the woods in Lapland trying to find gold. A person gets run over by a Harvester!!!! W00t!!!

Has anyone had an exciting life? I know I had!!! Boy, them were some good times... Yup! Now I'm just the olde village crazy (wheezing laugh + cough! cough!). Now you youngsters go ahead and tell grandpa' your favourite story about what's happened you! Like the time you went swimming with Carl Bergmans girlfriend while he was feeding the dog and he caught you!?!

Now I'll just be puttin' my hearing aid on and you can go ahead tellin' me your stories... Done
(cough1)

PS: You tell me yours I'll tell you mine!!!

(cough!!! Wheeze!!!)

Bye remixor!

I'll be headin for privateer puddin's world now....

...Sadly they're getting too small, since I'm only 15 and I'm sure they'll grow a few cm

I'm gonna buy size 50 tomorrow :/

Dear DG

Why do marbles taste so good with navelfluff. Should I have apple pie with ketshup or hamsandwiches with broccoli jam for dessert, I can't decide.

Please answer quickly... I might die!

HAH! Pathetic remix0r!
I wear shoes size 49! (Europe)

...Sadly they're getting too small, since I'm only 15 and I'm sure they'll grow a few cm  .

Damn!  :o, you go Privateer Puddin'. How often do you wash your feet? They might be so large due to over-fertilizing!!!

The scariest movie?

Well, it should've been mentinoed here... I'm I the only who gets freaked out by it?

I was babysitting at my ex-babysitters house (she's got kids now). The kid wanted to watch a video and gave me a tape. I put it in and pressed play. First it was pitch Then, after a few seconds, this fucking creepy-horror-music-shit started booming on... it went:
Tinky-Wink.... And then I turned the TV off. Teletubbies is the most scariest show ever made. It's like Psycho times 10000000000.

* freaks out

I don´t need shoes!
I just ride on my super-tuned tunturi aqua

TUNTURI, TUNTURI, TUNTURI!!!!!!
WOOHOOOO!!!!
* Dances naked on the table
(everyone else go EEEEEEEEK, OMG, AAAH!!!!!






tunturi rules...





that's all...

D34R DG

WYH D035 3V3RYHB0DY H473 M3 1N T3H MU1TIP14Y3R G4M3S? OMG!!!1!WTF1111111111111111111111 LOL!!!!!!11!1111!11

TAHTS GR3AT AEGNTLOAF AND MEIZS IS ALSO GOD11111 OMG WTF LOL
"n00000b!"

Major Poostain
Solid-Snake (how can they give a character a name like that?!?)
Paulo Wanchope
Iain Dowie
Patty D. Bich
Chris Jones

Different Translators

The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
L33t-5p34K G3n3r@t0r (Leet Speak Generator)
Another Translator... This one has N0rm4| |337 (Normal Leet) and $|_|p3|2 |33+ (Super Leet)

Yes, I edited it once, but forgot to change the info in all places...
Sorry about that!
Yvonna Humpalot
Dixie Normus
(Austin powers movies)