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ive already preordered the BEN JORDAN GIANT MOTHER OF A BOXSET VOLUME 1 and thanks to my preordering site of choice, I will get a free Ben Jordan wobbly head to put on the end of my pencils and the complete commentaries by Ben Jordan and that weird pale vampire dude.

thank god i dont type too fast:

if jeusus isn r a band thueb nrwant whsii ehappenbd ewhoudl tri suck wiuwhat fkubs duifi fndsus=yci wosudoidu ehtey spakay

i know, its taking the piss, just like this one.

... what kind of music would it be?
Would it suck?

You mean AGS isnt mentioned in the media if youre 14, I read about it in PC Gamer when I was 14...

Well, I'd imagine he'd be on the Christian side.Ã, 
You see, according to Prophecy, the world will supposedly become sort of a unified country called The Global Community. The TGC will be the ones trying to shut out Christianity, and try to bring in a certain branch of Satanism (the branch that claims it doesn't believe there's a Satan. Instead, they believe that they're their own God and can believe what they want to)
Around this time, the Christians that were left behind from the Rapture will be the ones rebelling against TGC, and eventually Jesus will come back to help the rebels. (Thus proving once and for all that Jesus is a PUNK!Ã,  )
This is all open to interpretation though. Biblical prophecy could actually just mean
"Jesus is going to get cheese out of fridge, does God want anything while he's up?"

thats looks like the biggest cliche of all time, imo i doubt jesus wanted everyone to absolutely obsessively worship him, he wanted to be good and help those who needed help, and the ones who NEED help aren't the American Christians, because we've got President 'Shit-for-brains' Bush and his big A-Bombs to help slaughter 'our' enemies.

if the bible is true and jesus does return i cant imagine whose side he'll be on.

i find it just typical of humans to assume that because jesus did good that he MUST be god's son, we just cant accept that some people are nice. imo, saying jesus is god's son is just disrespectful to jesus (not that there definately isnt a god who is cool and stuff, there may be, i dont know)

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Does that YouTube video count cuz in that case, I've got more proof than priests here! I could start a new denomination of Christianity right here right now where we just believe Jesus was some real nice guy who helped people and wasnt actually god's son at all!!

it might have something to do with LSD cuz thats the one with all the weird crap i do believe.

Well this is the first ive heard about clam prophecies.

I think John's a timelord.

I think he was a time-travelling wizard with a companion who is a talking ham (wait for that in the half-arsed Disney adaptation of the 'New Jesus Adventures!!1!')

Passion of The Christ 2: CRUCIFY THIS!!

That wouldve been an awesome movie, why did Peter Griffin have to bury it in the desert?

Return Of The Jedi.

i read the ending... there's not going to be a sequel is there...
:'(

but jesus was a jew and all the CHRISTIANS worship him

blessing of akatosh upon ye

where's the wrongdoer thing come from?