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Thx for telling me the translation. The joke is a whole lot funnier now.

French people are always stealing things. They were the first to be trained in the arts of cat burgalry. Next time, attach your gum to a tracking device. That way, if someone steals your gum, you can find them and stab them with one of those plastic but sharp kitchen knife that you brought so it wouldn't be detected. Works for me!

Tom Cruise and that Monkey Island guy do look alike...could anyone translate what the Spanish says? Oh, and you got the wrong guy for the pirate. It should be the guy from Indiana Jones who plays that fat man with those smallish red Arabian hat. I need to get one of those!

I think it has something to do with a horror game. Not sure, though. Wasn't very interesting. The name sounds like one of those fake names you find in magazines such as Game Informer's D-and-D section.

So I was searching for a game to play, and one of the titles is I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. What the hell does that mean? Is it a riddle? Do our souls have no mouths? Or do our bodies have no mouths altogether? I need a headache pill.

Cool kitty. It's brightening up my day. Oh so cute.

Why must people always pretend to be someone famous in a forum? I've seen people claim to be Rupert Grint, that Space Quest developer, ect. ect.! WHY THE HELL DOES THIS PERSIST! And no one ever fools me, either. You see, real famous actors would never waste their valuable time at a homemade games board! And people just do these things to feel special! Allow me to quote "Signs"...

"Honey, they're just nerds who never had girlfriends doing this to feel special."

Anyone who ever saw Signs would know what I'm talking about. Anyone who hasn't seen it, see it now. It is an awesome Mel Gibson movie. Anyway, frauds beware, for if we see any frauds here, we'll snuff you out like Scooby Doo does with a clue(Hey, that ryhmes!). You've been warned.
JBiker51-

Minimi, the path you have chosen is good and understandable. No one can critisize that path, for they may have chosen a path that people who think that yours is good(People like me)think are crazy and hopeless. God must've put you on this earth to help others(And to excel at many things). And if anyone tells me that this is corny, I will beat the crap outta them! Have fun doing whatever makes you happy.
-JBiker51
P.S. GODSPEED!

Someone please answer this.

Don't be embarrased. The reason we have this section in the forum is to get help from others who have easily solved the problems we have trouble with. Just remember, some things that are easy for you may be hard for others, and what is hard for others may be easy for you. Scratch one back, and your back shall someday be scratched as well.

No stealing what I just said. I have it coined, copyrighted and everything (Copyright, JBiker51, 2004), so don't be ripping off anyone like me! Cheers!

Oh, and P.S. , no quoting either!

You truly are a lifesaver, man. I was so stuck in this game, it was like there was a small glass box that I was trapped inside! Also, one note-until you open the top little things needed to solve the rat puzzle, the man won't argue with the club woman from game one. Just wanted to point it out.

If you were the art designer for LucasArts when these wonderful games came out, and you made this cover the official cover for the whole Monkey Island series, we would be indeed fortunate. Alas, LucasArts was never too smart making covers(Although the Indiana Jones emperor game's manual was awesome-the same can't be said for the game).

Doom 3 is so scary, even the bravest of people wet their pants when playing. And if you ever went to a coward's house that has Doom 3, right next to their computer must be many big puddles....

This game is way too confusing. I keep trying to find the items that the two restruant owners need, but I can't see them anywhere in their restruants. Also, how do I get the frickin' kid a Camelburger? And, one more request....how do you do that "Highlight to find spoiler" thing when you post? Sorry, I'm a huge noob at posting, and just started today. Please respond.
-JBiker51

P.S. The Breaking and Entering game is the one where you have to steal the Silver Stan, if the name I'm using is bad. I don't know why, but I've been hitting my head a lot. Maybe that's why I need help.....

This game scared the $hit outta me. If there was a prize for "Scariest AGS game EVER", this would win first prize every time. Now I have trouble sleeping! I'll scare you, someday, Yahtzee!

Sounds really awesome. I love Final Fantasy and games like this, so I think I'll give it a go.