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I am doing my year nine SATs at the moment (NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!) It was sooooooooooo boring today. It was the 2 science tests. I know I did shit, but luckily I am top out of year nine and ten at maths (acording to the test the top 5 year nine, ten, and eleven students did, in which I came second behind a year eleven  )

[Old one now:]

A shopkeeper phoned the police. When they arrived at his shop, he said:" a blonde woman just came in here asking for a rope...I think she said she was going to hang herself!" The police went round to her house, opened the door, and there was the blonde..alive! The policeman said: "You told the shopkeeper you were going to hang yourself."
The blonde replied: "I was but I couldn't breathe."

Old one now:
A horse walked into a pub. The bartender said: "hey, why the long face?"

It would have tobe seperate from the normal save, becasue you may want to know of the errors. But I like the idea!

VERY hard!

PS- 2nd puzzle done on Strange Day forum.

 :o

What have Jenifer Lopez and Doorknobs got in common?

Everybody gets a turn!

A man got lost in the woods. After 3 days of aimless walking, he reached a cottage. He knocked on the door. A chinese man opened it. The lost guy told the chinese man that he was lost, and needed food, and shelter for one night. The chinese man agreed to help, but said:
"If you touch my daughter, I will issue you with the 3 ancient chenese punishments."
The lost guy thought nothing of this. Until dinner. The chinese mans sexy daughter was flirting with him ALL through it. In the middle of the night, the man could take it no more. He went into the chinese mans daughters room, and..well I think you can use your imagination! Then he quietly left her room, and went to sleep.
In the morning, the man went to get up, but felt..heavy. There was a large rock on his stomach with a note on: "1st part of ancient chinese torture. Put large rock on stomach." The man laughed, and threw the rockout of an open window. Then he noticed another note: "second part of ancient chinese torture. Tie right testicle to Rock." Seeing no other choice, the man jumped out of the window. Just as he was jumping, he saw a note written on his arm:" 3rd part of ancient chinese torture. Tie left testicle to bedpost".

a man walked into a bar: ouch.

I just want opinions. I will decide which looks best later.

[blured on the edges, or hard edges?]

Well, I guess its black then. OK, another question:

blured on the edges, or hard edges?

I used a black background on my GUIs in my first game. (using version 2.53)

thanks.

Sometimes hoaxes are funny. Like that one in the 50's abotu the 2 girls who said that they were friends with fairies!   But some are just stupid!

Well, I don't know. I don't mind doing that, but I'd have to make him less realistic to fit in with the game!

What does everyone elso think. Black, or...living?

I downloaded a font (ttf) that I want to us ein my game. I am making GUI buttons in PSP (5) and want to use this font. Does anyone know how I can get the font to come up in the font selection when using the text thing?

I can tell by your avatar. It's got to the stage of posessed.  

It said on the news you only usually get it by going close to people. I'm lucky I don't have a social life!  

If it were real, I think someone would have shut down the site by now!  

Well, I wanted to blend smudge the black a little to make it look close, but it would be hard to do walkbehinds then.  :'(

I think it would be good if you could zoom in on the backgrounds in the background editor, it would be WAY easier to do walk behinds!

I need someone to help write the jokes for my game.

It is about a boy (Rodney McNab) and his two friends (Pete and Darren) who float (in a treehouse) off to a distant island during a flood.

Anyone who wants to help should have played most of the Monkey Island games, as I want those sort of jokes.  

this is what the main character looks like, and the other characters will follow this style:





I also need someone who can make an outline for a font I downloaded.

If you are interested, just send some samples to me at dan_industries@hotmail.com