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SSH, You are forgetting something... Jesus didn't write the Bible. He didn't say he is the son of God. It all started as a cult about a great guy who died for his believes. You know what the sad part is? I think Jesus was against the Big Religion(tm) that ruled your life and he just wanted people to be good to each other. Sadly, his "fans" turned him into an idol and his name now represents what he was against - the institution of faith.

Jesus is as dead as Elvis. Still some belivieve in all the crap people made up about them after their death... Time makes small innocent lies into a huge relligion.

Don't worry - you can keep the money. After all AGS has allready taken your soul. Even if you are not aware, you are now part of the Blue Cup Brotherhood... There's no turning back. Look at the rest of us... we can't live without the AGS... "AGS OWNS YOU."
Heh, I like your rolfness by the way.

I think he was a time-travelling wizard with a companion who is a talking ham (wait for that in the half-arsed Disney adaptation of the 'New Jesus Adventures!!1!')

You should see the comic book.

Seriously, people... maybe Stalin was a puppy? And maybe rocks can speak latin? Stop with the "maybe"- it's a bit pointless. Got proofs?

Religion is thing some people turn to, because they want to go to heaven, even if it doesn't exist. We all know there is no God, Heaven and Hell and still we want it to be real. God is like Santa for adults, only good guys get Heaven for a present. People need that kind of thing. I'm sure Bob Marley wanted to someplace nice when he dies.

[Relentless entertanment]

Hey! Guess what! My pet project is a ROTN game! Relentless entertanment (Thats me!) is proud to present:

GRAVEROBBER

The Story:

A demon hires Baron Wolfgang to find a knight's tomb and retrieve the small golden chest hidden inside... 
Play as the Baron! Fight against demons, chickens, ghosts and alien tomatoes*! Uncover the Gate to Avalon!

Some screenshots:




Development Progress:

Story: 90%
Scripting: 30%
Graphics: 60%
Sound/Music: 10%
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Total: 35%

Development Diary:

30.07.06
Decided to make the project official. I've been messing with this project for a long time, and I think I'm going to finish it...  Wait and see! 10/18 backgrounds, 7 unanimated characters, a complete storyline.

20.11.06
A thing called life keeps getting in the way of making this game....The progress is slow but I manage to work on it occasionally.

06.07.07
It's been a while since I last worked on this project. I resumed my work a week ago. I changed the name of the game and made a few more backgrounds. Oh, and... a demo is on its way!   :

Or maybe he just died.

Jaw looks tottaly wrong and 2d-ish.
And the eyes are green.

I really like the lack of baby horses.

Heh...



And an invisibity suit:







Lovely, isn't it? 

~Dum dum duuuuuum...~



Scared? 

I think it's weird... Anyway, she's green, it's all Ã, smoky and the star doesn' match at all. You manage to edit some1's rather good sketch and turn it into "catpeople love weed". Furrys are simply ugly, so I can't help you with the cat.

Why do people keep using .jpg? Try saving it as a .png or something. The image is fuzzy. And remember to edit the post.

I just know this movie would suck.

Shifty indeed. Read the rules.

Someone would make one sooner or later... I was thinking of making a remake of Space Quest but I cant do nothing but the sprites, so I kind of gave up.

Keep it simple. Less colours, simple shapes. What does the sword have to do with "dogma day"? What is "dogma day"?

Well let me tell you something... American blockbuster movies suck. I havn't been to the cinema in ages becouse I've seen the same crap again and again. It's allways the fireworks and no plot.
Hollywood's principal is simple: If by some kind of stupid rare luck you manage to make a good movie, poo over its name and make easy money with a silly sequel.

I liked Star Wars... and they killed it for me.
I liked Terminator too... untill he got older and started WW3.
I loved the first Matrix... And then it got all epic, shiny and pointless.
I loved Pirates of The Carribian... Im not ever going to pay a dime for dumb sequels.

Well this sprite jam only lasted 5 Days thanks to my "l33t" math skill. So it's time for me to choose a winner.

3rd place for mr. Sword and his adorable looking, but rather messy cow. Ã, 

2nd place for Privateer's bum. Lovely sprite.

And the winner is ... ProgZmax. Congratulations.

He looks 7. Maybe longer legs or smaller head? Don't know. I love it btw.

Weird place.