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He looks like he's putting a long ball into the box rather than taking a penalty...or kicking a gridiron field goal. If he was shooting, he'd prefer to have his body over the ball. Leaning back that far would result in a long elegant ball into the terraces.

Now if he was Beckham for Real, that would be consistent with his penalty shots, but this is Barca man!

Carlsberg - "Probably the best beer in the world"

The qualifier [apart from the general ludicrousness of the claim] makes me laugh.

It's easy to be misled by the portion of the Japanese inferiority complex that gives rise to a standard of beauty dominated by anything that's not Japanese looking. Stupid anti-nihonjinron.

So...I'm Mr Colossal now?




shit...

Once in the video store I noticed "Shaft" and "Snatch" were next to each other.

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The only boots and jacket in the game are behind a door guarded by a man who wants a pinecone. So you need to get him a pinecone. It's an adventure game.

As Hitler and/or the Nazis have now entered this thread, I declare it useless.

I assume Kinoko must be a fan of the Dogma school of film making, cutting off one's nose to hardcorise one's face.

I think "optical illusion" would only really refer to things that exploit the way visual information is transmitted to and processed by the human brain, as opposed to art work that merely does things impossible in 3 dimensional space.

Rokusabaru's efforts really fell away after 1997 when his wife divorsed him. Before that time his food was fantastic, but I remember going there around 1999 and the chips were soggy, and my sausages were burnt. I mean, fair enough he had emotional stress, but this is absurd.

I think you're being a touch harse on the sausages, after all, Russia's defaulting on it's debt interrupted the whole supply chain through the Thurigian factories, so all he would have had after that were the inferior Paraguayan sausages, and Vasunichelli himself couldn't make them taste good.

I like women who have vaginas.

Insofar that all workplaces are equally accessable to every employee in the workforce, who also have skills equally applicable to each firm, and there is no asymmetries in the information available as to the MRPL, and subsequently efficient pay rates, and of course there are equal skills in negotiating.

All we have to do is remove all monopsonistic powers from the factor market and conditions and pay rates would perfectly reflect the costs incurred by the workers. The absense of monopsonistic competition is a feature of markets in the real world!

Of course, in the absense of perfect competition, we need government to make up for market failures.

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Mon dieu, such a gauche mixture of strawberry and cherry would appeal to none but the tasteless and Englishmen.

I'd like to steer this thread towards more tasteful areas, hence a tasteful and tasty picture.

No! Pornography has established beyond doubt that all women can orgasm through penetration alone, as well as having only a single set of labia and enjoying anal sex immensley! All else is feminazi claptrap!

So anyway, there was this bloke who's skin absorbed the majority of the visible wavelength of light