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It is as you say
but not at ball and wicket
but a greater thing

Australian team
loses at a fatal point
they are all just cunts

wait, I am confused
for love is not my armour
it is my amour

but bad puns aside
all we put into haiku
becomes radiant


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Christ, can't Sri Lanka
Run between the wickets well
billions of run outs

thou shalt take up arms?
'gainst such force as the above
you oppose CJ?

Revelations time!
your seas will be turned to blood
and your blood to brine!

God, forgive the weak
of mind who forsake haiku
they are lesser men.

Forsake perfection
for mire of anarchy
mud and not crystal

I, for haiku used
voice recogniton software
veer "e" Ack you rate?

Mountains of Madness
builds up like a hurricane
then just collapses

Then Randolph Carter
has sex change in future
name: April Ryan.



Now for the battle!
Ha! Let loose those dogs of war!
bathe me in their fire!

I'm on the home front
for hell hath no fury like
a non combatant

We call Roma Rome
yet we call Bejing Bejing
latter was our folly

Mumbai is Mumbai
and Kolkata Kolkata
silly westerners

It's our western right
to mutilate eastern names
then belt Sri Lanka.

Once known as Ceylon
at Cricket now is losing
unfortunately

Great Timosity
has burst forth with the haiku
of great quality

Sri Lankan Island
will be rejoicing tonight
and rightyfully so

but it is a shame
that two and a half nations
compete for VB

surely it is right
that they should compete for brew
that is not Vic piss.

Panda

Spoiler

That puzzle requires a bit of cultural knowledge. There's an ancient cooking technique that involved heating food to change enzymes to make it easier to digest. One implement by which we do this is the "oven" . I'm guessing you just tried to stick it in there didn't you. Use the right equipment boy, unless you haven't got the recipie bokk, in which case you have to go get it

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I love you eric, leave that Jess trollop because I want to have your babies!

I'm compelled to speak
I have the finest homebrew
It's called Pilsener

We've had other brews
from the Bitters to Lager
but this rules supreme

foam scent of flowers
has glorious tint of gold
carreses the tongue

kisses my tonsils
but then on her departure
leaves flavour of tea.

my panacaea
sweet of terran plane
Oh I embrace thee!

yo yo yo yo yo
Niggaz from Manchuria
took gangsta haiku

Dem boys from Nippon
Dem Japanese Babylon
badass invaders

The Sino Niggaz
in the Manchurian hood
rockin in ghetto

Wimmin did it to
Like Ripley's bitch Mei Lei
Believe it or not

came second world war
and Manchurian gangstas
popped cap in their arse

it lives on in us
we are keeping the rising
rock hard core Haiku

I say naught but "Garda!"
To evenwolf's pur'le taunts
set him up the bomb

eat slippery treats
then in Soviet Russia
use "ares" and not "is"

Pathetic in jokes
are the domain of the weak
thus "Death by hentai!"

I particularily like the Scid homages. Pity so many people won't understand them

Oh Jessica Fink
Get Eric to marry you
and lose dreadful name

Feurstein over Fink
and not in a lewd fashion
superior name.

Helm's haiku echo's
Eurotrash Dj's haiku
all dance and volume

yet I will make thanks
for it has shed light for me
on haiku dance mix.

Trap

Spoiler

Go hunting like a man you pussy, go kill some food

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This is fucking gold Kyri.

Utterly utterly brilliant. I finished it in one sitting, but I soiled 5 pairs of underwear with laughter.


And you should have made Scid proud.

Evenwolf above
Obsessed with phallus of swords
has been himself fooled

and pity the foo
who abandons perfect form
for kitcsch novelty

you are now disgraced
keep the celestial form
as heaven mandates

lads I'm rejoicing
Robert Redford has returned
third part downloading

Esseb is a fool
For none but a fool commits
crime of double post