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#1181
General Discussion / Re:The Avatar.
Wed 24/03/2004 15:47:45
Just remember that not every ags-er has broadband. Some of us rely on dial-up for our Internet, and large animated GIF's take a long time to load. The same goes for large signature images.

Basically the rules are: No banners over 600x50. The reason the height limit is 50 pixels is due to the fact that anything bigger is too distracting, and can often be longer than the actual post.

I'm not sure about the size limit of animated avatars, but if it weighs in at over 150kb, common sense should apply. It would take about 30 seconds to d/l a 150kb avatar for me. That is bandwidth that could be used elsewhere.

And I think the explicit images rules have been done to death, so I won't repeat it here.

Thank you.
#1182
Hehe, Grav is working with me on teh top sekret project!!! It will blow your cocks off!
#1183
The Rumpus Room / Re:Sam and Max Cancelled!
Tue 23/03/2004 15:10:48
the majority of intelligent people who play games would have started out when adventures were popular. Many poeple who play adventures like many kinds of games, be it fps, rpg, adventure, sports, driving, action whatever....

They just dont focus their lives around shooting people in video games, they like variety, like me.
#1184
i vote for FIZZ
#1185
YOU ARES LUPE!!!
DUM DUURRR DAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
#1186
The Rumpus Room / Re:Sam and Max Cancelled!
Sun 21/03/2004 15:37:12
Why don't we just kidnap the old lucasarts designers and whatnot and put them in the dungeon with cj and force them to make adventure games of teh future and make us all rich!!!!
#1187
General Discussion / Re:The 'Guess Who' Thread
Sun 21/03/2004 15:29:24
Ha petteri you smart bastard!!!

:D

Yes, i am (or wish i was) James Bond.
#1188
We had a storm in Brisbane where we had pretty much Cyclonioc winds. Knocked over trees and all that. roofs gone.
#1189
everyone always suspects the butler...

but anyway, i think alcohol would be an interesting factor, but not in a teen movie style...
#1190
Yufster, Do you just constantly play games by Tim Schafer???
#1191
Erics idea makes me so excited, i blow a load!

It would be fantastic to see it implemented properly.

It would be a lot of work, but it would bring adventure games into the 21st century...
#1192
i hate not being able to skip speech. i read fast, and it irks, no pisses me off when i cant skip it. even in cutscenes...
#1193
The huge space between the main section (the middle) and the bottom of the page really irritates me. it in fact really pisses me off!
#1194
General Discussion / Re:i-mockery
Fri 19/03/2004 15:26:03
HAHAHA... it was more than a few months ago. it must have been at least a year.
#1195
Critics' Lounge / Re:Bedroom
Mon 16/02/2004 17:14:11
having the bed opposite the door is not feng sui.

Um... just ignoer me!
#1196
Wow, this looks great. And I like the direction the plot is going!

Please finish this.

#1197
I don't care much for australian history as it is very boring, and very racist.

I prefer ancient history and mythology.

And aboringinal mythology is really retarded. I hate the gay homo serpent story. I went to school with many different cultures attending, and it was good.

I go now, cause i am making little to no sense.
#1198
General Discussion / Re:Valentines Day
Sat 14/02/2004 07:20:18
Nah, it teaches him a lesson in life. He will never get laid. HAHAHA!

um

anyway

It's valentines day. No one loves me.
#1199
I think Trapezoid is cool cause he has a cool avatar and makes the music videos.
#1200
General Discussion / Valentines Day
Fri 13/02/2004 07:39:04
For those who think this thread is praising the wonderfulness of Valentines Day, you will be sadly mistaken.

Today, I decided that I hate Valentines Day.

This hatred springs from my social observations.

The one where 13 year olds think they are in love cause they made out with a hot guy/girl and now they are in love and are going to get married OMG!1!!1

The day of Valentines is rumoured to have been about the Emporer Claudius in Rome a bloody long time ago. He felt that single men made better soldiers. So he outlawed marriage for all young men. So then there was this Priest by the name of Valentine, who didnt agree with claudius, and married young men to their ladies in SEKRET. Claud found out and had Val thrown into the slammer! Val got a bit into the jailers daughter and sent her a letter on Feb 14 signed 'From your Valentine', hence the oh so great Day was born.

Now thats nice. Sure, if you truly love someone, i guess it is nice to send a valentine. If you have someone you would like to bed, send them a valentine.

Its the teen variety of valentine that pisses me off. I saw probably 20 12 year old girls with balloons that say 'I love you' on them... NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU JUST WANT TO STRING THEM ALONG THEN ATTEMPT TO SCREW THEIR BRAINS OUT BUT JUST BEFORE YOU CHICKEN OUT, BUT STILL TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU DID!!!!!

um...

Anyway. I don't think that they are mature enough to know what love is. I'm 21 and I still truly don't know, cause I have never fully experienced it. I've had relationships with ladies, but have never felt love.

Maybe I'm just a bitter old man.

But those balloons and roses piss me off in the hands of 12 year olds.

And they are so loud!!! My god! I couldn't hear myself think over their fucking loud sqeaky talking.

Please add your input/flames. I would be happy to hear what others think.

BTW, I was at the shops today, I don't hang around 12 year olds intentionally in my free time.

Thank you.

The Pirate they call Jack.
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