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Stenchie

oh i know.

That is why even when they break up it must still be sekret for a while.

We are both in his region. We would both trasfer out of his reason in a second, but she has to wait til she gets her drivers license, which shouldnt be long...

Its all very sekret. We arent even allowed to speak to each other.

I am living in a state of fear.

I am currently seeing a girl who can get me into alot of trouble.

See. This girl is my bosses girlfriend. She also works as a manager for dominos, and is going out with our regional manager. She is also in fear. If she breaks up with him, she is fearful she will lose her job.

She wants to be with me.

I want to be with her.

He treats her like dirt, he knows he has the power over her. It is so unbelivebly cruel. I used to think he was a nice guy, but from what i've heard, he has a very different side when it comes to his girlfriend. He calls her names. He even said to her that she looks like a whore. He wants her to change who she is to suit himself.

And it is so difficult. He is already suspicious. I am not allowed to go to her store. We are not allowed to talk to each other. He wouldnt even let her out of the car when he dropped some stuff off to us.

I do not want to lose my job.

This guy is always one step ahead. The only way to beat him is to be 2 steps ahead. Which is hard. He will think out the answers to questions people may ask him even before they ask him.

It is so hard on me because if we are found out i'm totally screwed. And so is she. We will both lose our job, as he will of coarse find an excuse to fire us both. It is wrong but true. He bought it on himself with the way he treated her.

Every second we are alone we like totally go crazy for each other, even though there is a chance of being noticed by someone who could get back to the regional manager, her boyfriend.

Very bad situation. But even if we didnt do what we have done, he would still be super suspicious. I was banned from her store long before it even happened.

And that is my story for the week.

Layabout out foo...

My age in my profile is negative 140 or something. I'm really 21. Which according to the super graph is the most common age or something.

Woo...

Happy Birthday C. I went out drinking last night for you!

Thanks to Mr colossal for that beautiful sprite.

But yeah, the return of dickboy is at hand.

Become a Porn Star.

I'd just like to say that I really love andails story's of his adventures of the night. They are really great. Andail sounds like a really cool, exciting fellow to hang out with.

I am really getting in that kindof mood where I don't really give a fuck what anyone thinks anymore, so going out and hitting on every hot chick is a good option. After all, there really is only 2 things they can do, say yes, or say fuck off. A fifty/fifty chance. Just like who wants to be a millionaire. Only with no Eddie.

I am actually not that down, I just really was hit hard, as i was taking it slow, like someone advised me to, and that plan failed.

I was really annoyed. But at least my night wasnt the same old crap. I did some interesting things.

Using a pickup line and sayying something witty to get a girl to remember you the next morning are two very different things. Anyone can use a pickup line, only clever people can say something witty on the spot. Also, if you comment on something other guys who try to pick up dont notice, they like that.You have beautiful ears. Now you dont hear many people saying that now do ya!!!

*note: completly ignore what i say.

Here is one i used last night...

'An ATM swallowed my card, can you buy me a drink.'

I bet those american chicks remembered me and my friend ronald when they woke up. 2 guys trying to convince them that its customary for girls to buy guys drinks.

Sounds like a cool crazy night. i had a cool crazy night last night, but mine ended in me being very pissed off and emotional. Ya take the good with the bad i guess...

Aright, just a warning before i start my rant, this is a story about my admiration for a girl. It's also a story about my hatred for one atm. To top it all off, it's also a story of me and my cheery red headed friend known as Ronald (as in macdonald, although his real name is simon.)

As some of you may or may not know, i really dig a chick called Emma. i met emma through a friend and we quickly became friends. we do stuff together like go to the movies and other stuff. Anyway, I was out at the Victory last night, a place i like to call my pub. I'm not alone, as many other people are regulars there. I used to hang out at a place called Mary St enough that the bouncers knew me, but it kinda went downhill very quickly. The victory is great, there is a beer garden with live music downstairs and a dance bar upstairs.

I happened to notice that Emma was there last night, with some friends. So i waited till the time was right, and slid up next to her at the bar. I waited till she noticed me, and we talked for a bit about random crap. These people i'd like to call tossers were toucing her ass while she was at the bar so she decided to go back downstairs. After i collected my bourbons, i went downstairs. Basically said hello again, and stood there like a dickhead while she chatted to her friends. I got bored rather quickly, so i went back to my friends.

Now i dont know how many of you know, but i don't like going to the casino. This is due to the fact that i generally lose money there. Anyway, simon, one of his friends and me went to the casino to meet more people they knew. Those people just left, but simon begged me for 5 dollars, which i gave to him. since i only had a 20, we cashed it all for chips. He lost my 5 dollars, then i lost my 15. A nice kiwi fellow decided to let simon play a few hands and simon would keep the winnings. Well Mr Kiwi man, hope you are happy that simon lost you about $50.

On the way from the casino to the embassy (a club that is so dead, it's starting to smell funny) i stopped to take a piss on the stairs going down to the bus terminal. Then i saw it, an atm. I needed some money as the casino stole all of mine, so i put my card in.

And the fucking machine shut down. My card was trapped in the dreaded atm!!! I punched it and banged on it for a while. I was so pissed off. Simon head butted it twice. I got the shits and i kicked the screen in an attempt to break it. Such fury. The machine did not break. THe machine had won.

I had no money no cigarettes, and no dignity. It was time to meet simons bogan friends.

I managed to scrounge enough cash together to get one 241 drink at the embassy. cool. It didnt last long and my stress levels were rising due to me being nicotine free. We then went to the down under bar, a backpacker joint known well for it's cheap drinks and even cheaper women. Looking at the talent on offer, we decide we could find much better at a chook raffle, so we met simons friends at the stocky. A very posh kinda rich bitch prick joint. Suave, sophisticated and stuck up. We needed some drinks. So we targetted 2 chicks, who on introduction we found them to be americans. damn. So we chatted to them, smoked their wacky cinnamon cigarrettes and put the question to them about the drinks. They pissed themselves laughing. We tried to convince them it was the done thing in australia, but they didnt believe us. Damn.

As this story is getting long, i'll cut to the chase. I decided to go home. On my way to my ride, i saw emma again. The chick i'd had an interest for a few months was wrapped around some dude. They were friendly in way i wish i was with her.

i hung my head down and looked at her. the last i saw of her was a little purple g-string sticking out above her pants.(or thong for you americans...).

Oh life is shit right now for me. I hate my job, my life and atm machines.

Hey, mods stole that off me!!!

except mine was longer

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I love that music on that site. I remember visiting there when the ags forums went through the ninja craze. the best thread ever in the history of ags came from the ninja dynasty.anyone wanna dig it up? i'm too lazy, although most of the images, which made the thread are probably broken...

i was gunna do one, but i found the rules to be crap. well actually i just couldnt think of anything...

Mods: for captpoo.mid oh and for being british

Rodekill: for being a supercool guy, creating one of my favorite characters (the amount of fan-art of rode i have in my sketchbook is unbelievable) and for stealing captpoo.mid

Evenwolf: he works in movies, i Respcte that

DGMacphee: the only agser i have actually met in real life. And partied with!

Las: For the xxxx

Helm: for accusing me of scaring of sarah, and for the fantastic art

LGm: for hating my fat jokes

Bruised: for hating my fat jokes

Def: for being Dutch.

Eric: for the tutorials, the comics and the art

aye even, i guess it must be a regional term, indeed i intend to heckle. Same thing.

Andy Penis

I'd be interested in watching Daniel make an arse of himself. I'd just need to know when this is happening so i can be there!!! sms me with details fool! and if you do tell me the details i promise to sledge you like crazy!!!!

an example: "my dead grandma is funnier than your ass!!!"