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#741
OOh! I'm from Brisbane!!!

Too bad I live in England at the moment.

Although I must say, I met DG, and he is lousy in the sack. He only lasted like a minute! I want my money back!
#742
Go to some places away from London. Go to Bath, It's probably the nicest town in England. If you have a full driving license, you can go to silverstone and race around the track in nice cars for about £150. Go to cardiff, they make doctor who there and it is really nice. Just avoid people called berian williams.
#743
why is the character, if he is waking up, not on the bed. is he on a chair?
#744
Don't forget the ags show recorded at mittens 06, with layabout, an austalian as DGMacphee... Funny stuff...
#745
General Discussion / Re: Saddam Hussein
Tue 02/01/2007 13:37:01
They shouldn't have hanged him. They should have chopped him up alive and finish with the head.

But there are people who always must be the one to disagree.
#746
AGS Games in Production / Re: Banana Man
Wed 20/12/2006 10:05:30
I loved the bananaman cartoon...

but the game looks nice. even if its not based on the cartoon...
#747
Christmas is a time for family. I have only distant family over here. I am working XMAS day. Great things about working in a pub/restasurant, or any other service environment? lots of tips.

I'll probably end up gettin drunk that night.

I'd like to spend some time with my girlfriend, but she is in france, because she lives there. will see her early january though.
#748
So many pop-culture references in so few screens! I like. I especially like pinocchio drowning his sorrows.
#749
This isn't going to degrade into a 'mine's bigger than yours' argument is it? Don't try. Because everyone knows helm has the biggest penis on this forum.
#750
I don't want to remember those games...
#751
Rubicant, a few questions if I may...

How many hours of gameplay do you envision this game occupying the sad lives of those who decide that a self described Maniac Mansion game that will have a some 'funny things'?

Will these so called 'funny things' be funny in a comedy way, or in a wierd, crazy mental hospital way?

Have you written a top class plot and script, which many amusing situations in it?

What kind of graphics style will the game be in? Are you an artist? Are you just going to steal other people's graphics? Are you going to do the art with tomato spaghetti from a tin and photograph them? Or perhaps baked beans? Even better, you could ask a kindergarden to draw your backgrounds in crayon and use them as slave labour and scan them in as I once did.best way to get free labour. Just hope the carers don't think you are a pervert, as I can tell you, that's one hard situation to get out of!!! But back to it, real artists just steal other peoples hard work and claim it as their own. You can do this everywhere on the forum and get away with it.

And by the way, DGMacphee is not a spirit. That would be Scotch. You can't drink DGMaphee!!! Only his ladies are allowed to do that!!! You sick bastard!!!

I need some more


something...
#752
Ahh, predjudice. Only now, after reading through the thread, I feel I want to reply.

This kind of reminds me of the case where the classroom assistant (I believe), who was a muslim, was suspended due to her insistance on wearing the full veil, with only her eyes visible. And I fully believe that she shouldn't wear it in a school environment. Students should be able to see their teacher. I believe they shouldn't be allowed on the streets, but the only reason for this, is if in a situation where i decided one day that it was really cold and decided to wear a balaclava on the high street, I would be arrested in about 3 minutes and 25 seconds. ooh, but they say their teachings instruct them to wear it. It is only a suggestion and no where does it say it must be worn!

DOUBLE STANDARDS!

I freely admit that I prefer brunette ladies over blonde or gingers. I am a hairist. I am less likely to consider dating a blonde or a red-head, due to my attraction towards brunettes. Am I evil for this predjudice? I don't think so. I have dated blondes, never a red-head, but I find them less attractive.

On the tube after the july 7 atttacks, I bet that the majority of people would have eyed any person of middle-eastern/asian decent with suspicion. This is racist, but it is natural for these people to be a bit wary after the events that happened. The same on airplanes after 9/11.

This is a free country, or so they say. Racism is a problem. Racism will always be a problem. People, especially small-minded people bought up in an isolated environment, will always be somewhat racist. It's not just against those with a differerent skin colour. In england, The french are called frogs. In france, the english are called roast beef. Do either of these countries have a problem with that term? I don't believe so. People (and the daily mail) are up in arms about the polish taking over and stealing jobs. It is racist.

I might have a point there somewhere.

I could go buy a full body veil, wear a bra to produce fake breasts, and go rob a convienience store. I would not be caught, because it is now 'acceptable' to wear this as a woman. But if I tried it with a balaclava, i would be arrested before I got to the store. Silly to allow people to wear such a thing and to allow it to be acceptable.

Personally, I don't fear anyone who wears that, but it seems to be a bit of a double standard, and opens a door to new avenues of committing a crime. Which I don't like.

I end there. With a short note saying that I wouldn't personally use the abv. for pakistani. It sounds wrong.
#753
There are good n00bs and bad n00bs. This is extroadinary. Well done mate, and welcome!
#754
Speaking of DG, who is that bloke in the grey shirt in your photo's evenwolf? Looks suspiciosly like DG

And on an unrelated note, here is me with my french girl,

#755
Haha. nice cj!

Anyway, to update, now am the proud boyfriend of the afore mentioned sexy french girl, Gaelle. Life couldnt be much better, unless that is that we were closer in distance to eeach other. Paris is far from Silverstone...
#756
You should incorporate a scene where you see 2 idiots in a boat... i dont know why..
#757
cheeky monkey mods...
#758
Wow, to recall 6 years of my life since I started visiting these forums on the 4th Febuary 2000. I think it was 2000. Anyway...

-Started making a game called The Fatman... Got through 2 rooms and discarded...
-Gave some Ideas for RotN
-Was one of the main people to oust yahtzee
-Got my second evah GF. Had sex with her. Lost virginity.
-Made dickboy, something I will never live down.
-Made Gorthor, 1st ever ags game made in winroomedit.
-Moved out of home.
-moved to another place.
-moved back into home.
-Moved back out of home.
-got a credit card and a loan
-Dated a girl for a period of 3 weeks over 1.5 months.
-Had a one night stand
-Had another one night stand
-got excessivly drunk 2 out of 7 nights a week.
-moved back home.
-worked as a manager at dominos
-Had a relationship with my bosses girlfriend
-Stopped working as a manager at dominos... i wonder why...
-Had a fuck buddy
-had sex with a 30 year old.
-lost my driving license.
-moved to london
-Met a girl
-Seduced girl with singing in kareoke.
-Had sex with girl
-Made her my girlfriend
-met spleen
-got very drunk with spleen
-moved into house in london.
-Left girl and house to live with relatives
-Lived with relatives for 2 months.
-worked in a pub.
-Spent a night on the streets of leicester.
-Decided never to spend a night on the streets in leicester again.
-Moved to Gloucester.
-worked in a hotel. Didnt like the people there
-had a one night stand.
-went to brittens.
-had another one night stand.
-moved to tetbury.
-met a lovely girl called sophie
-didnt have sex with a lovely girl called sophie
-she knew prince william
-met Tom Jones
-Became a chef
-Became an alcoholic.
-made redundant
-Got very ill after a night on tequila and salsa dancing.
-sick for a week with god knows what.
-moved to a tiny cottage with a friend.
-lived there for 5 days.
-moved to a friends place in cheltenham, stayed there for 6 weeks
-Had a one night stand on my 24th birthday
-got job in pub near silverstone
-met Nia
-discovered Nia is an alcoholic
-discovered my boss is an alcoholic
-Nia left
-Met Chris and emilie.
-Made an uncle to chris and emilie's boy, Dylan (albiet not a real uncle)
-Met Martin and Linda
-Met Antony
-Met wayne, who thinks my name is Chris.
-Met Gaelle, a sexy french girl I want to have sex with.
-Went to Spain, and Mittens
-Hurt disco's feelings on many occcasions.
-didn't see sticky vicky
-Worked a lot.

Wow, that's alot. And there is surely alot of stuff missing.
#759
how did he manage to row that boat all the way to an island. Everyone knows you can't actually do that! Looks great anyway...
#760
oh dear, i'm tempted to bring dickboy back to life... should I, shouldn't I... bugger...

And i've started it....

(edit) and it's done

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