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Haha I kept restarting the demo to play all the lines! 

It's a good thing Cyrus helped out Cyrus in this enquiry.

I'll clear my nose just before I go bed, because I'm a light sleeper with a history of breathing problems. (Asthma, hyperventilating) So I like the nasal passage to be as clear as possible.

A whole thread about nose picking hehe!

I also feel a compulsion to twist my wrists so they make a clicking noise. I tend to feel like they need excersise so I do that and they're okay... same with my feet.

LOCATION: GameWorld, leicester, UK

Parent decides to purchase a game for their young child.

Matt: "You're aware this 18 rated game has violence, swearing, sex and drug content?"
Parent: "Yeah whatever it's fine. It's just a game, innit."

God forbid you have to send an email! What with having to go down to the post office and buying a stamp, and licking it, applying it to an envelope, and writing out a letter. And then it takes a day or two to get to it's destination!

Do you have a sore throat? 

I think that I'd rather use a walkthrough and see the game story progress than skip a whole section, myself. Kind of misses the point of playing the game, to skip it.

I could at least advise some good hip-hop, anyway. Doubt you have it though..

The Perceptionists
Mr Lif
E-LP

And some rock:

A (If you like Feeder kinda stuff)
Dark Star
Mew

Electronic music:

Mesh (UK one, not the 'dirty bangers' USA one)
Meesha http://www.meesha.nl/start.html (Voh gave me this link. The album is totally free to download.)
Luke Slater

I thought Sims on the PS2 was quite accurate. I put myself and my parents into a house just like mine (Which also conviently happens to be a bungalow in a game that only had 1 floor for a house), and my mum went straight onto the toilet, I went into my room and played games, and my dad sat down and put the telly on. All by themselves! Uncanny!

Meanwhile my brother was living with Tuvok, and Captain picard was getting jealous...

I remember I tried to find an old friend who I fancied quite a bit. Years ago. I got as close as a house she used to live at. Then I found out on Friends Reunited that she had a child. I'd still like to bump into her, but it would only be as old friends. Except that I think I did walk past her once, and well.. very strange, but I didnt react. Ah well. Quite what was with my obssession with her in the first place, beats me. I didnt even know much about her even then. I think most of her was in my head.

*Tries on a straight-jacket*

Delete these:

50cent
G-Unit
Robbie Williams

That is my advice! Really now Vict0r, it's a bit vague to ask everyone to name some music that you may or may not like!

Okay okay, you should add music by me, Nikolas and Voh. And geoffkhan. etc. There!

Great entries folks!

I don't really think this was in poor taste, as Lionel Richie Isn't actually dead.   

How would you know? 

Of course we opened it. How else did we comment on it? It's the initial feeling of seeing that subject line, it's the only information given to us at that exact moment.

Played the demo!

Okay..

Excellent graphics, as everyone agrees. Nice humour, and it's probably a coincidence that you used the same joke as in my game, I can see it happening...

Anyway, I have one gripe only. The voice for the main character. Is it your voice? I mean no offence, but it isn't pleasing to listen to, and doesnt look like the voice that would come out of that character either, based on his appearance. The other guy's voice works though, even if it sounds like the same actor with a higher pitched voice. (Although I wonder if I could be accused of the same thing sometimes..)

PS - Having played again and heard two more voices in there, those two voices work fine! So yes, just the lead character.. but it's up to you and I apologise for the critiscm if it wasnt wanted.

Woah!  :o

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If I was you, I'd find the intro theme on youtube, as I think it -might- mention their enemies' names in the song.

Ah no, it doesn't. My bad.

The books are flying east my dear Eggbert! Brawk! Brawk!

Erm... Victor didn't make that, silly people! I found it looking in the same places as him. That is all. Yes I do like correcting people, is that such a sin?

*runs*