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And Matt, yes the title is a reference to the joke you just posted. Thank you mister state the obvious.

You can talk, mister my-avatar-has-a-man-holding-a-shotgun-and-I-need-to-tell-you-that!

Or maybe it's because the shotgun is so massive it looks like some kind of rocket launcher..

Nah, this is an example of what a bad joke is:

Fatman won't run because he's too fat.

HA!

Bump-tish!

If there isn't a way, let me know that too.

Fascinating! The mind ponders..

It's actually a steering wheel, as used by Fred Flinstone.

Don't make me start pressing that "report to moderator" button.

Is that supposed to be funny? It's not.

http://audacity.sourceforge.net/

Indeed!

My god is it really so hard to realize that this is NOT the true release(let alone simply reading the game name a few times until the veil of stupidity is raised)?

If it was a high profile game like grand theft auto, and the parody game was called grandma theft auto, then sure I'd spot it a mile away. However, it is a game I've read about ONCE, and has a name that is foreign to me.

I can just see the real game being released and at least one person shouting:

"Hey!! You ripped off that El Ammo game you bastards!"

Parodies are fine, but shouldn't they be released AFTER the original game has come out?

In no order...

Geoff Crammond's  F1 grand prix (Amiga)

Me and my mate would love how you could take turns at controlling every driver in the race. We'd rename EVERY driver to have stupid names like "Blind man" and basically roleplay a reason as to why said driver decided to drive as fast as they could into a wall and have a spectacular crash. Except the two drivers with our names on that would win 1st and 2nd place.

Little Computer People (C64)

It was so new at the time to have just a man in control of his own actions, walking around a house inside your computer. Then stopping his food from being delivered and letting him literally go green. He never dies though.

SEUCK (C64)

Okay so not a game per say, but I would just love to be able to play all the games I'd made on that. (Shoot em up construction kit)
The Amiga version s(e)ucked though. I mean, no collision detection system? Pants!

Creatures 2 (C64)

Again, I have good word it sucked on the Amiga, but the C64 version was a classic. Fiendish challanges and puzzles, and I learnt the word bugger from that game too.

Colonization (Amiga)

For some reason, I just can't bring myself to sit down and play these kinds of games anymore, but I spent many hours on this great game. I never did 'win' it though, despite my efforts. I also bizarrely loved the music it played.

That website is only free until you've downloaded so much, then you must pay.

But I don't want this pparody thing anyway. Seems pointless to play a parody of a game I have yet to play.

You need to get a better host!

I'm not paying money to download files for a free game.

I thought this was going to be a commercial game? No?

EDIT: Sorry I'm a rather grumpy mood!

Okay, here is my advice:


Firstly, the eyes are too far from each other and too high. The ear looks like shit.
Some might say that the nose is too large.

That's strange, I listened to this a few days back and somehow never commented!

This song sounds to me like a cutscene song, where people are having a sad conversation, or something bad happened and they're feeling the sorrow.

It be nice!

Do you know why the competition hasn't been around since June? I killed it. And you have resurrected it! It's just not a popular subject on here. Which is a shame, and I can see you're trying to inject something new into it...

Kick ass! (Pun intended)

Ooh and there's more generators there!

You're just jealous of him.

Just remember I'm not an actual teddy bear.

I would just like to state there are more musicians than Nikolas on this forum you know, and besides, christopia isnt fit for Nik's songs! It's too barbaric!

During the second film, my dad fell asleep.