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You offend me. Not because of your weird-ass views, but that you would attack someone and accuse them of being a bad moderator so flippantly. It's just not cool.

Attack them? I'd hardly say I attacked them! In fact I asked them to explain themselves, and even asked if I'm misinterpreting something.

So I apologise, and now you say I have "weird-ass views"?

Bad day to you sir!

Sigh.. I don't know what country you are from and what difference that makes.. but you see, if you called a black man by the aforementioned colour of the penis you mentioned, that would be considered racist. There's a reason you never hear that song anymore that went "There's a br**n girl in the ring la la la la" (other than it being crap)

And as I've never heard of anyone having a "brown penis" before reading it in this forum I couldn't help but assume it meant that.

Sorry if my panty joke offended you.

You got nominated for worse noobs! You aint actually able to claim the title of worst noobs yet!

For all you know, I could be in fifth place in the worse noobs nominations...

And also, for all you know, ten people could have voted for the worse noob thing, and everyone else decided not to vote for anyone!

That bananna joke sounded racist. Does my joke come off as sexist then?

Salesman: "Would sir be interested in our super deluxe panty edition? This lady not only shat herself, but she forgot to use a tampon! My mother is a bit senile you see."

My theory:

LJUBI gets insulted by the worst NOOB nomination, they claim to leave for other reasons. LJUBI don't really want to leave AGS, and so they have gone to all this trouble to start afresh, in the hope of forming a better reputation in the forums. However they thought it would be deviosuly clever to write something clueless by an apparently new member about how they have no idea who LJUBI is. Also, I predict that LJUBI will also "give" their game over to Lubena who will continue working on it in eaxctly the same style as before. (Or at least I hope they continue with their game...)

Well, that's my theory anyway.

Hey kinoko, is it in Japan where people can go in a shop and buy second hand ladies panties sealed up in a bag to contain that freshness of the previous owner?

(I did see that on TV once many years ago...)

Is it me or do they have a different co-co pops cartoon mascot over there? Bit hard to see on that photo.

Ah ha! Yep, I use my eyetoy as a webcam too! My avatar is from a snapshot with the cam.

I also used my eyetoy in another way, a few years back I hooked up my hifi to the VCR with my eyetoy as video feed only and made a few music videos! (This was before I had a PC before you start saying it was a waste of time to do it this way) And one video made it on to the DVD of PSM2 magazine. Happy memories!

Yay for Voh!

I typed in Jesus Jones and it played "Welcome back Victoria", a song that isn't their normal kind of stuff, and then came on the stranglers... fair enough! I went toilet, and when I came back the thing had ended and was asking me to join. Ah well!

Bitch a swearword? Barely!

hmmm maybe Guybrush is hitting his head on the statue's teeth?

Yes... why were all of Rharpe's questions about sex? Is that all he ever thinks about? 

I use one of these:



It's an ergonomic mouse, and I don't get any aches! (It claims to stop RSI)

PS - It's not a joystick, the stick won't rotate.

Fair enough, I can see how they could be so offended by the cartoon, but I don't understand why they take it out on whole countries.

If someone had indeed photoshopped my mother having sex with a dog, I would seek revenge upon the artist themselves and anyone who allowed the publication of it in the first place. Not a whole nationality. Also, i know that my mother would not want me to use physical violence to get revenge.

I drew a few cartoon scripts of me and my workmates. Did I take the cartoon to work with me and show them? Nope, I buried it somewhere in my room. I've hurt someone with a charicature of them when i was young. I didn't realise it would offend them, and I deeply regretted it. I managed to apologise years later when i saw them again. I learnt that lesson when I was 14. If only the cartoonists had learnt that lesson as children.

Mind you, I'm still of the opinion that it's just a good excuse to start a war.

That was mentioned in that very article posted, actually. (E3)

I just played the game, and it's quite funny! Being 2D though means the violence isn't as effective as a 3D game would be.

Well animated though! Love the sprites! and the bit where you shop got me all nostalgic, how you point your cursor over things and the merchant says stuff, like in Skate or die.

I, uh, didn't make it past the second main level though..

I think you do get the third one, cos there aint much to get.. am i right?

Yeah the first one was alright, the second one threw me off with ffs, becuase I've never seen that expression before, perhaps it would be better as pfft, and wasn't the whole big cross thing part of the joke in the actual game? As for the third one, and im sorry, but it's just guybrush falling in the swamp. And the swearing doesn't offend me, but it is out of character seeing as guybrush never swears.

But don't let me discourage you, as they said, it's a good idea, but it needs work on the joke department.

You mean... your eyes became unfocused?

Three cheers for condoms and gay people!

Well, nisi is a legal term of something I can't remember.

It's not exactly catchy, but I don't really see a problem.