Hah yeah like this right:
Dear SIR,
Due to a SECURITY ISSUE your account has been temporarly frozen. If you wish to re-activate it please click on the following link and enter your details, because we don't have them. This is totally secure and safe. See look, the banks logo is at the top of the email, see? Safe.
Kind regards,
The evil wankers of scotland. I mean "bankers", sorry. typo.
Dear SIR,
Due to a SECURITY ISSUE your account has been temporarly frozen. If you wish to re-activate it please click on the following link and enter your details, because we don't have them. This is totally secure and safe. See look, the banks logo is at the top of the email, see? Safe.
Kind regards,
The evil wankers of scotland. I mean "bankers", sorry. typo.