Steve: I can sometime "read between the lines", so I know that you're trying to tell us that this thread is pointless and therefore should be locked. Well, it's not pointless, it helps people coming up with original inventory items instead of clichéd used ropes, keys etc. Besides, it's kind of fun to see what kind of things people can imagine even if they sound totally unrealistic. Who knows, maybe someone will make up some really weird game with very weird inventories like Nosehair in a jar and such things.
In other words: Cut it out, Steve!
In other words: Cut it out, Steve!