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this was almost immpossible for me to understand, hehe,, well,, if you say no, ill take your no for a no and ask someone else. I actually got one offer, though its maybe not the style iam looking for..

While I do sincerely regret my decision not to partake in the undertaking of this opportunity, it is with regret that I must regretfully inform you, with a great deal of malice, that, regretfully, I cannot undertake take advantage of this opportunity as it stands in the near future, due to the fact that I cannot undertake such a project at this time. It is with regret that I must tell you this, and also a good deal of malevolence. I hope you understand.

Hehehe. He.

This is all your fault Vel.

But why stop now, Vel? What next? Why don't you tell PC Gamer? Why not e-mail Tim Schafer the good news? Or Gamespy? Maybe even LucasArts? Why shouldn't the entire world know?

And what will they know but a LIE. For that's what it is. A lie. You are a liar. And you lied. But yet you show no remorse. You lie without regret. You're a monster.

Excellent.

DGMacphee now not only has a cool Captain Haddock avatar, but he is also excellent at drawing Info Cow!!!

I have also come to the conclusion that Assass is only joking.

I thought long and hard about it, and, due to time constraints and issues in my personal life, I regret to inform you that I must inform you that at this time I cannot undertake the responsibilities and pressure that I would be forced to undertake if I undertook this job of which you are offering me.

And I don't want to do my project for me either.

Especially as it's not mine.

No, I was just observing how delightful it is to find one of your character designs rendered in 3D.

Delightful, because now I can sue him, as I fully intend to do, for a lot of money. His money will soon be my money. I will use these shrewdly gained funds to purchase a warehouse in San Francisco, which I will convert into a fully functioning Game Studio. From here, I plan to obtain half of the Psychonauts team through various acts of bribery and/or blackmail. Since the Psychonauts team is mostly made up of half the old Grim Fandango team, I will therefore own a quarter of the Grim Team. I probably won't be able to get Tim, but I hear he has a brother that pee'd next to Stewart Copeland of The Police, once, in a mens room. Together, we will work on Luna, only I'll probably get Danny Schafer to think of some sort of clever name like Grim Fandango, except maybe something like Moonlight Flamenco. Except cleverer, and less Grim-Derived. And, come Christmas 2008, we will release it to an admiring world, and become famous and buy out Microsoft and stuff like that.

As you can see, I was overjoyed to find that picture.

Sigh.

I'm doing my Mom's college computer project my college computer project, and it needs to be in by Tuesday, but I'm leaving this evening until Wednesday, so really it needs to be done today.

I'm a little stuck.

Seems that my Mom I fall asleep during ECDL class, so she I have no idea what to do. I have completed most of the project since this morning... the Microsoft Word part, which I am familiar with. However, I'm stuck as regards Mail Merge. I have never used it, or been taught how to use it, and I've never heard of it or had any need to use it.

Here's the question;

Write a database as a data source for the above document, which consists of six different lecturers. The information of the database to be stored, for each lecturer, is:

Title
First name
Last name
College
Department
Address
Specialist.

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Could somebody please, please, PLEASE begin to explain to me what the hell I'm supposed to do?

Oooo, Hampshire! Hampshire!

Hey, I was just wandering around the internet aimlessly and I came across this:

http://www.2wdh.com/~dota/images/3d_billy_front.jpg

It's a character I drew, ages ago, for somebody... rendered in 3D!!! By somebody else!

It feels almost sexual! Definitely not worth starting a topic for, though. What was I thinking?!?

But yet it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

"Hi, I'm new here. If anybody needs music for your game, I'll make it!"

"Oh, can we have--"

"No."

That is such a vague statement

This is kind of random but... I read that three times over, and I kept reading it as "That is such a vaginal statement".

Too late. Too tired.

Is this sarcastic or you just imply that i'm pretending to have a record deal but i'm actually a failure musician-wannabe?
Because i don't think you are really interested in buying any of my CDs.

And I don't think you were really sure about this;

Anyway it was a mistake of me to post in this forum. I'm sure you can all write music for your games alone much better than I would

Was that sarcasm? Hm?


How's this; explain from the start that you have contracts and such. Wouldn't that have been simple? And that doesn't stop you from posting samples, you know.

I just said that I compose music and you can try me out...
And then people here started to moke me and accuse me of being stupid/liar,

That was after you went off the deep end.

I may not be interested in buying your CD, but I'm certainly interested in looking at it.

Man, I am so tired of fighting. Let's all be friends again. Can I hear your music samples?

I'm not a crazed irish person!

Crazed, perhaps. Irish, half. But not Crazed Irish. If you know what I mean.

I'm actually half english anyway.

Because of the amount of times I mentioned Tim Schafer, Full Throttle and Grim Fandango.

But Luna ain't no Grim Fandango. No way. I wouldn't steal stuff from a person I respect so much. Nosiree. I'm stealing my content from Funcom!

I sense:

1 - An ego
2 - Lies and/or exaggeration

What's your recording name? I'd love to buy your CD.

Awesome! Your game is going to be just like Grim?!

Noooo!!!

Look what you did, Vel!

Look what you went and did!!!

If there's one organised during mid - late summer, I'll go!!!

Sigh.

As you can see, “Luna” is one promising project. Lets just hope that Rusalka's desire to copy the mood of “Grim Fandango” doesn't spoil it.

I don't desire to copy anything. It's not like Grim. I just think Grim was awesome and learned some tips from it.

The 'years' part sounded Grim-ish, but it's implemented in a completely different way from Grim.

The keyboard interface is to allow for action sequences to be incorporated into the regular gameplay.

I resent that you call it a Grim clone. I resent you.

Just you wait. I'll show you. You dork!

And I was so looking forward to stealing all of your music and claiming it as my own.