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From :  Iván Murillo Cervantes <imc_x@hotmail.com>
Sent :  Saturday, April 17, 2004 10:03 PM
To :  

yufster@hotmail.com
Subject :  I only Know that I Love You

HI!!!

I Hope you be fine

I write you because i want that you listen this song :

Puff Daddy-I'll be missing you

Dedicated to you

Because I love you!!


Message of Iván
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I realize that I am an wonderfully lovable person, and touch many lives on a daily basis. However, even god draws the line at weird daily e-mails. Well, he never actually phsyically did, but if e-mails existed back when J-man walked the earth, he probably would have.

I know what you're saying. God is all-knowing, right? Surely he knew e-mails were going to exist, and if he drew the line at weird e-mails, it would be in the bible. Well, why didn't he give us his own email address, smartass? Eh? Answer that! Why isn't god@utopia.co.he in the bible? Perhaps you can answer that, since you are so much smarter and more beautiful than me.

Anyway,

I'm sure this Ivan person is lonely, so why not send him along a few e-mails?

Gee. You. Eye.

I agree with RE.

I didn't even know people had difficulty pronouncing it until I saw this thread.

Once, my post automatically got edited, and I don't even know what I did wrong. I despise TXT-style spelled. Oh well.

Oh dear. I'm confused. I thought Zelda was an RPG.

My world, it has crumbled.

And you, Chris, you. I hate you. I mean, meeting Tim Schafer was one thing. I was happy for you. I was even happy for you when I found out you live in Berkeley, CA. I was slightly irked when I realized you were goodlooking on top of all of this. But now, E3. What is with that, Chris? What's with that? Don't you realize there are other people in the world? You have to share the goodness. You can't take it all. There are some people who are starving, and other people who are wearing braces, and some people who have never been to E3.

What? You seem surprised. Come on, let's be serious. You knew it was only a matter of time before my jealousy took over. Jealousy, like a dark, shadowy demon that lurks in the corners of my soul. And, like a demon, it will breath fire and possibly singe your eyelashes, before laying an egg of DOOMEDNESS under your skin, next to your heart, where it will itch and itch until it hatches into the little Grim Reaper of DEATHEDNESS, which will reap your soul while you still live. And do you know what it is to be a soulless being?

Why not just ask Bill Gates?

Oh, come on. Don't deny it. We should have all known it was too good to be true. You're the reason Microsoft dropped Psychonauts. What, you thought I didn't do extensive background checks on you? Yeah, I know all about your rich uncle that works in Microsoft. What was in it for you, Chris? Why did you do it? Why did you betray your old friends, and Tim Schafer? Was it the money, Chris? You betrayed us all for the money? Or was it the FAME, Chris?

Didn't think we'd figure that out, eh? San Francisco, the home of Double Fine, and Seattle, the Empire of Microsoft... Well if you replace some of the letters with other letters, and then take away a few letters and add some other letters, and then rearrange the words "San Francisco, Double Fine, Microsoft", guess what you get, Chris? Oh, that's right. You probably already know. Yes, it spells out "Chris Remo is a Microsoft Fanboy". Or something like that.

You think you're so great because you live in San Francisco and you met Tim Schafer. Well, I got news for you. I can live there, too. Just wait til I'm through with Uni. Versity. Because when I am, it's a one way ticket to San Fran, baby, yeah. Well, that, and some paperwork and a work contract whereby I become pretty much a slave within America until I earn my green card... but then I'll be free, yes, free... to vote Liberal Democrats! And also to find a better job. Perhaps not Double Fine, but other places are good too.

What, you probably go to UC Burkeley and all, right? God, I hate you. Well, I bet Trinity is just as good as UCB. Probably. Maybe. Okay, and if it's not, who cares? I mean, it's the, the, quality of the teachers that matters, not the resources. And okay, so the next ten years of my life are going to be spent in education and work contracts to stay in america--

We should probably just get married or something. Can you get me free pens at E3?

Is that what Jesus would do, peter?

i don't know if you're serious yufster and i don't care, but why is he a role model? he's just a dude that plays a sport. If I take on some random guy in my neighborhood as my role model it isn't his reponsibility to make sure he does things good so I grow up right... He's just a dude chillen and I'm the one with the problem.

D'ya think I might have been joking, hm?

The post was mocking the attitudes of people who believe such things as mentioned in your post.

Another question:

Would you consider these games to be adventure games (And yes, I realize that some of them are not adventure games at all, it's part of the question):

Tomb Raider
LBA
Alone in the Dark 4
Dino Crisis
Zelda - Ocarina of Time
Mario 64
Resident Evil

LMAJAYAM,Q!!!

EDIT: I can't believe you can't see that we know that that's not Ivan in the forums...

But I really want to take advantage of Mark.

I want to take advantage of Mark because he is drunk.

I think it's disgusting. Beckham is a role model to so many young people and it is his responsibility to ensure he remains a good role model. How dare he break the trust placed in him by so many people? How dare he give this message to the world? He ought to be ashamed of himself.

He's better off dead now.

Brilliant!

Y si nos hubieran visto.....
Que estabamos ahi sentados..frente a frente.
No podía faltarnos la luna.
Y hablabamos de todo un poco
y todo nos causaba risa..como dos locos
y yo que no veia la hora de tenerte en mis brazos y poderete decir te amo!!
dede el primer momento en que te vi
hace tiempo te buscaba y ya te imaginaba asi..
Te amo!!!
aunque no es tan facil de decir
y defino lo que siento con estas palabras
Te amo!!

Eh? Let's see what Babelfish has to say about that.

And if they had seen us..... That estabamos ahi sentados..frente to in front. We could not need the moon. And hablabamos of a whole little and all caused risa..como two crazy people and I to us who not veia the hour of tenerte in my arms and poderete to say I love to you! dede the first moment at which I saw you a long time ago looked for to you and already asi. imagined to you. I love to you! although he is not so facil to say and I define what I feel with these words I love to You!

Woah.

They say adventure games are dead. Some say they committed suicide. Some say they are dormant, sleeping, like dragons from a Terry Pratchett book. Or something like that, anyway.

Well, I'm doing a little bit of research, and there's some stuff you might be able to help me with. Because we are such good friends.

1. When you hear the term "adventure game", what do you think? Point n' Click in 256 colours? Keyboard Controlled with 3D enviroments such as Grim? Or Lara Croft? What's the first, and most familiar/comfortable image that springs to mind when you hear that term?

2. What do you think are absolute neseccities for a game to fall into the adventure genre? I mean, is an adventure game the same without a Point n' Click interface? Is a keyboard control system as good as a mouse control system?

3. Name the current developers/publishers of Adventure Games that you know, and the titles they've released/are working on in the past three years.

4. Name your top five adventure games of all time.

Yeah, Chris is one sexy, sexy man.

Sorry, Kingzy..

If sex is addictive, then anything is addictive, arguably.

Anything is arguably.

Why can't I sleep?

Hello my name is ivan u erased me of your msn I dont know what did i do but i only know that i want to be your friend Ok.
And wait me Im gonna send you new emails about me
I really want your frienship...

Hi!!!
I cannot live separated of you and I cannot forget your way to speak... but I... cannot live so distant of you.... You are so perfect!!!!!!!
I need you.....
And I think i love You!!

I dead if i dont see you one more time
I dont know what happen with me
Im really in love of you

Haaaaaaaa ha ha ha.

If I deleted this guy of MSN, I certainly don't remember it.

Do you suppose he might be overreacting a little?

Can I see?

EDIT: The insults, not the concept art.

Well, Kingz, here's to you,
and all the things you do
never before have I been so
krazy about a guy,
eventually you'll drive me insane
really, seriously insane.

This is a poem for you
hopefully you'll understand,
as I put a lot of work into it,
to try to make it work.

You have such wonderful eyes,
oh, I could gaze into them forever
Uhhhhh, yeah.

And your nose, so perfectly sculpted,
right down t--- SCULPTED, GET IT!?!?
ehhehehehehehe!!!

Anyway, there was never anything else here before I edited it, nosiree. In fact, I never edited it at all. In FACT, the whole time this message has been here and that is as follows: TIM SCHAFERRRR!!!

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa.

I second that. I'll start.

LOL = Little Old Ladies
WTF = Well that's fortunate
WTB = Well, that blows
DFBF = Double Fine Babies Forever!
DFAN = Double Fine Action News
DFAC = Double Fine Action Comics
LMAJAMAY,Q!!! = Let's make another joke about Mark and Yufster, Quickly!!!