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Be hilarious if she filed for divorce...

Aweeeeesome.

I would offer, but I am afraid nothing I could do would ever be equal to beauty like that. So cool. So awesome.

hehe, if you think thats best for you then call me assass ....

I am afraid it may be for the best.

[EXCEPT THIS]

On Wednesday I traveled there via Train to get my passport. I've left it a little late; I'm traveling on the 1st of April (no joke there). I was going to pay the extra E25 and get it on the same day, except I forgot there was a postal strike, and the queues stretched from the waiting room in the Passport Office, to halfway across Trinity College Grounds. Luckily I arrived early, and was only number 140 in the queue.

After three hours of waiting, I was called in to cubicle 1. It was exactly like a toilet cubicle, except imagine that there's this old guy staring at you instead of a toilet.

"Hi." I said.

"Now, let's see if all your documents are here." He flipped through an inch of papers. I stood there, fidgeting annoyingly, for ten minutes, until he passed some papers back through to me.

"Excellent. Everything is in order. EXCEPT THIS!!" He yelled, with unnecessary force, and pointed to part of the Application Form. I jumped back with a start, and fell backwards out of the swinging cubicle door. A group of people gathered quickly out of concern, which was, actually nosiness concealed by mock concern as I picked myself up and returned to the cubicle. Maybe that didn't actually happen.

"What seems to be the problem?" I asked.

"It says you need your Parents' Marriage Certificate. But you don't have it here."

"That's fine. My parents weren't married."

"Your parents weren't married." He echoed. "Well then, I'm afraid I can't issue you with a passport."

"That's ridiculous."

"Unless you give me their marriage certificate, I can't issue you with a passport."

"Are you saying I can't have a passport, because my parents aren't married?"

"Yes."

ARHGAHRGHHARGHAHRGAHRAHRGAHRGHARGHARGH.

Doctor Who looks like Jesus, as portrayed in many paintings and pools of vomit outside of nightclubs.

Did you skip my posts or something!?!???

Whoa, is that the time???! I have to be somewhere, somewhere else. Fast. Also; Man, I wish I could draw for you but I broke both my arms yesterday. I am dictating this over the phone.

It sorta hurts to have both your arms broken, doesn't it Squinky?

i thinik this  is a grate idea,, you should perhaps should you maybe not make a game first or do a adfuriture game degree so that you are qualifered in the art of game award giving.. its yust a thought.. it sort of sounds like maybe perhaps,, perhaps you sorta maybe decided to do this on the spur of a moment,, and things could get perhaps a little messy,,,,, maybe?

lol = l-o-l
rofl = roffle
lmao = lamaho
brb = b-r-b
gtg = G-to-G
btw = bitiwee
n00b = Nooob
j/k = Juk
IMHO = Imaho
rotflmfao = rotflomaho
wtf = Wuhtuhfuh?!?

I only use lol if I'm pretending to be amusing by something that I'm not really amused by, usually.

I think wuhtuhfuh is so cool. I say it all the time.

MS will only bother to do anything about it if a large number of people are using the same key (ie. more than 1000 or so).

1000!??? I'm done for! I want a helicopter, 1,000,000,000 billion in CASH, and a new identity, or CJ gets it! And I don't want you know what the new identity is! You have to get a computer to generate it randomly! And then you put it straight into an envelope and give it to me without looking. And no cheating!

Are we talking about me or Lupe?

I have no idea what thread I'm in.

Petteri?

Hey, don't ruffle your feathers, Farl. Be coooool. Like ice.

Wait. Isn't this a joke?

Yes, Grim, For Full Sex!

(?)

And yet I don't see anybody yelling, "Shitar and M0ds!"

I'm sorry to break this to you, Farlander, but if you vote for TIE Fighter you will most definitely die.

I recommend Grim.

Goddamn you CJ and Sponge. I didn't even leave the correct amount of clues, and yet still you thwart my attempts to be a directory of numbers.

Okay.

I'm guessing Dave Gilbert and Esseb, for no particular reason.

EDIT: Peter Thomas!

EDIT 2: No, wait! MillsJRoss!

Shut up, you, with your common sense.

So what games do you like?