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#1801
LMAO Trape, precisely! But seriously, I thought that had to be the case. I loved and worshipped all games I'd played as a lil girl. Then I downloaded this game I'd being DYING to play years ago, but had never bought. It sucked. And the same happened to loads of old games.

But it's not true. First off, Pleurghburg was the first game NOT made by a company that I've ever completed, and loved. Second, I downloaded the old version of loom, the one that came before 256 colours. I forget how many colours that was. Anyway, I'm immersed in a spectactular world, even though it's PC speakers and a crappy soundtrack. Yes, crappy! You realize that's all just classical music, right? They didn't MAKE a soundtrack for that game! So it's crappy!

Okay um, I wondered this a while back and carefully compared a bunch of old games and got this:

1. Proffessional...professionalism....Something
If it's obvious to a player that the main character is reading from a script (You know what I mean) or there are way too many graphical glitches, then it draws away from the gameplay and makes the player realise the gameworld is, in fact, a game. Despite my atrocious misuse of the english langauge in describing this, I think it's true. The player shouldn't have to remember for one second he or she is only playing a game.

2. Atmosphere
Loom has a gorgeous atmosphere, even though my version has like, what, 10 colours? We're talking PRE-DITHERING, even. We're talking PRE-GRADIENT graphics here. And no music, either. I think it's the design.

3. Characters
Two very similar games are Monkey Island 2 and Escape from Delirium. EFD tried to imitate MI very much, but failed in many ways. The graphics were gorgeous for the time, but the main character was just not likable. He was a short old fat scruffy man with some gay-looking beard, but instead of trying to accomodate that into his character, they gave him a completely Guybrush-like character. The two did not go well together and it was COMPLETELY RETARDED.
And it's always nice to care for the main characters :) It's no good having a character the player is going to be stuck with, be an absolute empty vessel.

4. Story and Script
The story helps, although not all great adventure games had great plots (Insert example here). Script is very important, because sooo many games have awful humour or badly written script. Example:

Seb - "What have you done with the Princess?!"
Karrot - "Yeah, you evil dork!"
Seth - "Never! The Princess is Mine! Now my plan is finally complete!"
Seb - "You scoundrel! We'll never let you get away with this!"
Seth - "HA HA HA! I already have!"
Princess - "Noooooo! Helpppppppp!"

*Seth crashes through window with Princess and bounds away into the sunset*

Seb - "No! Princess!"
Karrot - "We have to go after him! We can't let him get away!"
Seb - "We'll never get across that harsh desert."
Seb - "Alive."
Karrot - "Yes. You're right. We should consult the Elder."

Read the above conversation. Add a few spelling mistakes. Can YOU spot the retardedness?!?  ;D  ;D  ;D


I think that's the main stuff, there's also a thread called "A thread full of information and Ass" which is pretty much the same :D :D So go there for a whole BUCKetload of information... and ass! :D :D :D


#1802
I don't get it ???
#1803
General Discussion / Re:Hello where is IRC???
Thu 10/07/2003 20:03:07
She.
#1804
No it's okay. I no longer have sexual thoughts. I'll bottle up any emotion inside me like a festering mental illness.
#1805
General Discussion / Re:Hello where is IRC???
Thu 10/07/2003 19:45:23
#1806
You're all just so mean, I think I'm going to cry, only the tissues are up on the shelf and I might break a nail trying to get them.
#1807
Love it :) Except for that the doorway looks terribly square but it IS concept art. I like the general mood :) Tres Piratey.
#1808
Oh I know it's not permanent and all, it just seems odd that despite the fact it was a joke, albeit perhaps not a funny one, everybody seems to have gone all out, "Let's all stand and face Yufster with a cold hard stare" and even started a thread against me.

As far as I knew nobody had a problem with me until one person made that thread, and then everybody agreed with what that person had said. I would have preferred if people had actually just said it to me if they thought I was being out of order, instead of all grouping together to put me down. It IS sort of depressing. Not that I'm angry with any of the people because it is pretty fair. Just wasn't done very nicely.
#1809
It isn't a playboy bunny, it is just your average white rabbit with red eyes, printed on a black T-shirt and sold at a retail price of E10.
#1810
Quoteit's your own fault..... partly

You can only whine for an @ when your known

I also don't have an @
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Why would you even want an @ps? It's extra responcibility. You have to know who to kick and who to keep and if you get banned now how would you know what kind of behaviour gets people banned?  

Not to be a troublesome moron, but I just wanna clear it up.... First off I assumed everybody on the chat DID know me, in fact the person who banned me DIDN'T know me and thought I was being serious, probably.  Second, I was an OP for like three years in OBV and asked to be Unopped because I didn't particularly like it. I was PRETENDING to be a newbie...

Which I now see is wrong and my behaviour was unjustified. Praise Allah!

#1811
Of course. Everybody should be calm, and follow rules. That's what communism is all about.
#1812
Yufster is completely docile and submissive, and doesn't climb trees anymore. My behaviour has changed, for the better, presumably, and I no longer have sexual thoughts or satanic urges. God bless America and Europe.

EDIT: France also.
#1813
I'm straight and I say stuff like, "That girl is hot!" or "Oh my god, look at her legs" the whole time. Mostly out of envy though, but I guess people could construe that as lesbianism. Is Construe a word?
#1814
I spend religion class and most french classes (Hate religion because it's pointless, hate french because our teacher is on the verge of a mental breakdown and spends entire classes moaning) drawing rooms etc.. I also once designed a character on my school desk. It is still there, embedded in the dust and grime and grease of time.
#1815
Ummmm... I've seriously been banned from IRC? Okayyyy.

Sheesh guys. I'll be a normal newbie then? I think I'll go and post something about being stuck in the "about" screen of AGS in the beginners forum. hlp all i can see is cris jones everywer wat duz this mn hlp me plz!!!!

Great, NOW look what you made me do, I've offended newbies across the globe. Thank's a LOT, you  bastards

I mean, uhhhhhhh....

Okay seriously though what have I done exactly? The IRC last night was a joke, but okay I guess it wasn't funny. All the same, does that warrant me being permanently banned from the chat? It seems like a particularly harsh rule is all.

And as for the forum, well I can only take your word for that I guess.

If you want, I can be perfectly normal.

In fact, I think I'll start right now.

Would anybody else like a nice cup of tea? I've got cucumber sandwiches as well.
#1816
NO NO! EVERYBODY! I WAS JOKING! I KNOW WHAT OPS ARE AND EVERYTHING! I...YOU....WAAAH.
#1817
Jeez Boyd, I wasn't being serious! Didn't you notice in all my time here that I can both spell and script?... (sort of)....  It's OPPOSITES day! Or Up and Down day, whichever...
#1818
i cant get on the chat this is the last thing that happened

<Yufster> and can  i have @ps?
<Robb> No
<BOYD1981> you have to draw one sprite for the object in the game world, and one for in the inventory
<Yufster> how do you become an op?
<Unilin> You can't
<Yufster> but how do u?
<Robb> By being a god
<Yufster> what does it do?
<Yufster> i wan t one
<BOYD1981> it allows you to ban people
<Yufster> plz can i have 1?
<BOYD1981> for being annoying
<Yufster> what duz ban do?
<BOYD1981> or being hosamov
*** Robb sets mode: +b *!*@195.218.107.176

i dnt no wat happned now i cant get on it is stuck it says#ags can't join channel (address is banned) wat do i do?

also wat is ops

send pocky
#1819
I think all countries are full of shit, and the only good thing about them is the landscapes. I don't like American people, French people, ANY people, I like individuals and it shouldn't matter where they're from. I don't like countries on a whole because they've been proven to be hypocritical and cruel. The Americans and English have been absolutely ghastly over this war in iraq, Tony Blair lied about all sorts of shit and the americans made a pigging mess in Iraq, but that doesn't represent the view of the people. Most of whom apparently think they're fucking wonderful and god is on their side. I couldn't believe it when Bush Retardio JR came out with "God is on our side". Because that's just primitive.

Not to focus too much on america, but I only like individuals, not countries, nations or anything the fuck else. And pride in your nation is only worth anything if you're getting paid for it.
#1820
Well, I wouldn't like to be him in that pic. At least whoever it is shaves herself.
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