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Weaseltit, I won't tell you what your FUCKING avatar looks like, coz it's sick as SHIT.

I hate that.... I had to turn my colour right down, so when I quit I had to turn it RIGHT up again and it didn't look right no matter what I did... but it's still an excellent idea! In that I mean you're involving every aspect of peoples...thingyme...senses....?

WAIT, THIS ISN'T FUCKING RIGHT. I'M THINKING ABOUT M0DS.

You know what? I can't EVER go to fucking mittens. You'd all think I was gonna be the fucking main course or something. I swear to GOD I'm not like this is real life. I'm real quiet.

NOW FUCK YOU.

YOU COCKSUCKING BASTARD, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING SAD AND RETARDED AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIT, DON'T TAKE OUT YOUR RETARDEDNESS ON ME! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU TO HELL! FUCK ME!!!!

*leaps on Trapezoid and starts tearing off his clothes*

I AM NOT ATTENTION SEEKING!!!

[WELL YOU FUCKING CAN'T BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GIVE HEAD TO A FUCKING GUITAR, YOU JERKWADS,]

WELL YOU FUCKING CAN'T BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GIVE HEAD TO A FUCKING GUITAR, YOU JERKWADS, Well, unless you're actually changing th---...JUST FUCK YOU!!!!!!!![/i]

[NO I FUCKING DON'T BECAUSE I HATE EVERYBODY!!!]

NO I FUCKING DON'T BECAUSE I HATE EVERYBODY!!!

Who wants to see a photo of me giving head to a guitar?

I like this thread.

YOU FUCKING PUSSY,

Uh, wrong thread. Does that HAM thing work for Emulators? Just wondering. Because that information is useless to me anyway, seeing as I don't endorse ROMs or Emulations, and I legally own a solid gameboy advance. Nonetheless, it is interesting general knowledge.

You know what? You all suck cock.  I fucking hate you bastards. I hate being part of this retarded fucking underworld where lamers hang out and talk fucking "leet" talk or whatever you morons call it. I'd rather be out with my mates right now, talking about fucking.... OTHER stuff. Why am I here?! Because I'm allergic to FUCKING SUNLIGHT. Oh That's okay, I live in ireland, where it RAINS ALL FUCKING DAY. well GUESS WHAT, you PUSSIES?! There's JUST enough sunlight to make me IMPLODE LIKE A FUCKING VAMPIRE. I hate you fucking people. I hate you! You make my skin creep!


*PS I am not allergic to sunlight*

Shit, well I don't want to go to Mittens anyway, because it's being held in Yugoslavia or some other dumb country that I don't like. God. Why is this place so retarded? And it smells of ASS here. That's it. I'm sick of making this retarded game.

....IRC? Where?!!!!!!!!!

But I would have thought that, given a tiny push by the developers, it would be an excellent opportunity. I mean, RPGs sell well on Gameboys, right? They're great because you can turn on your Gameboy during a long journey or boring wait or dreary class... and advance a bit. The potential is there, surely?

Adventure Games used to be the worlds favourite genre. Apart from Japan, who like RPGs first and foremost. They became less popular mostly because the developers could not afford them any more. It was okay when it was all 256 colours and sprites, but they became more expensive to produce. An adventure game would have thousands of lines of dialogue, many well designed locations, loads and loads of testing...

But with the Gameboy Advance, not only would development be cheaper, but it would be a great chance for people like Lucasarts to attempt to sell their old, redundant games like Monkey Island or Zac McKracken all over again! Port them over to the gameboy, change the GUI a bit and Voila!

Sure, it's whoring them as far as they can be whored, but we're talking some serious CPR on Adventure Games! And once the old classics are reabsorbed back into mainstream gaming... THAT is when Lucasarts strike.... AND TAKE BACK WHAT WAS ONCE THERES THEIRS AND RESTORE THEMSELVES TO ADVENTURE GAME GLORY!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA!

I recently downloaded bought a Gameboy Advance, and one of the games I got with it was Broken Sword - The Shadow of the Templars. I knew it was an adventure game that had previously been released for PC, only because I remember seeing pictures of the waitress in one issue of PC Gamer about 1994. I'd never played it.

I completed the entire game for the first time on the Gameboy Advance. I'm not sure if it was originally a point and click, but the engine on the GB was more like Grim Fandango, using the arrow keys to move the character instead of a mouse. It was completely enjoyable.

It led me to wonder.....

I don't believe Adventure Games are dead. I think they're dormant, waiting for somebody to take that risk and release something completely out of this world. The Gameboy or another hand held would seem the perfect system to release Adventure Games on. On long car or train journeys etc., people could see how much farther they could progress, solve a few more puzzles, etc.,

And of course, for all us oldies it would mean we'd be able to play new adventure titles with crappy 256 colours once more! With an adapter to plug the GBA into the TV for a full screen... (or just MAXIMIZE the screen in windows.... coughcough).... Eurythmics blaring in the background and a few 80's posters.... It could almost be like home again.

For all people wondering why I'm obsessed with Life in 256 Colours, I'll have you know it's a psychological problem whereby I crave the security offered when graphics were 320x200 and 256 colours.

No not really, that's just my excuse.

What do you think? Could the GBA be the helping hand that drags Adventure Games out of the murky waters of Dormantopia?

Oh. My. God. That is so awesomely wicked! Wish I could do sprites like that. Love the character, love the game, can't wait for it Pancake seems like a real cool lass, unlike some pink-n-pretty female 'characters' I could mention... she's a cool chick, albeit one with cronic headlice

You sad bastard, I don't even WANT your god damn music. I don't even find you attractive. I don't even want to LAY YOU DOWN AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU.

Ugh.

(PS Are you going to Mittens?)

It's not like this thread isn't educational.

Anyway, consider it the... Workers Union of AGS! Think, no Admin or Mod would DARE shut this down! Think of the revolt! It would be like taking candy from a baby...  france in a war Freedom from Asylum Seekers! We can plot mutinies against Chris Jones and EVERYTHING on this thread.

If this is anything like the quality of pleuburgh (sp?) I'm seriously looking forward to it. Pleauburgh... (sp? Jesus, I could spell it YESTERDAY) ... was a game that showed that graphics come second to everything else. Hm, that could be taken as an insult, but what I mean is, it was excellent, the atmosphere, the music, the story, everything. I really enjoyed it, I commend thee and I'm looking forward to this game

I've a better idea, let's start it NOW, you son of a BITCH. God. I can't believe I hang out with lamers on this retarded forum. Jesus. Computer games are for GUYS, and RETARDS. Like, get out of my face already! God. I'm going off to wash my hair. For the next like, EIGHT YEARS.

KANG TONG KANG TONG!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Took me AGES to figure out what was going on!

Mine was originally supposed to be a watercolour of myself, but after not much trying I decided it was too hard to get the link to work, so mine is now effectively supposed to be like that. It represents me "Not Working."

EDIT: Oh what, NOW it decides to work. BITCH.