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Yeah it's really fun hot sexy pain, the kind that makes you want to dance except you can't because you're in so much pain. I'm really enjoying it.

So I was being all nice and romantic with my boyfriend, lying down together on our bed and just kissing and cuddling and joking around together, and then he gets up to put the kettle on and I go to follow but somehow can't because there's an IMMENSE pain in my shoulder. He spends about ten minutes laughing at the fact he's managed to break me simply by cuddling me, whilst I cry in agony.

My entire right shoulder is stiff and in intense agony, WTF did I do!??

This reminds me of once, when I did a cartwheel and just clipped my little toe off the door... it wasn't even bruised but somehow was SO INTENSELY PAINFUL that I literally couldn't put ANY weight on my left foot for about two days. And everybody laughed at me because I was completely incapacitated after touching my toe on something.

Goddamnit I'm in pain. I can't even turn my head left or right. And it doesn't help that everybody finds it hilarious that I got "cuddled until I broke".

Anybody else ever fall victim to ridiculous injuries that everybody laughs at you for but REALLY THEY ACTUALLY BLOODY HURT A LOT?

Fuck me Monkey, you're a fucking paedo, no shit... sort yourself out...

When his sprite was edited that way. ¬¬

Yes but I was making a comparison between him and guybrush so it seemed a little out of place in the post your picture thread. 'Cause also it's not my picture. Or something. I don't know.

Just shh and enjoy it.

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Hahaha fucking hell, I just laughed so much.... and I respect Helm about five hundred billion percent more after this thread hahahahaaahahaha

And I agree with everything he says too. It's harsh but true.

The soccer team isn't a bit too much at all. Although maybe she's a fundy christian too...

I'm sorry Monkey, but, I've been in love once in my (so far pretty short) life and I know that it's not what you've described. It's not waiting for somebody to be a few years older so that you can shag her without being a paedophile. It's not about worshipping some fantasy of how you imagine that person would be if they were with you.

It's doing stupid things like enjoying the way your partner grumbles when the alarm goes off too early in the morning, or knowing the way they walk to the fridge and take stuff out, or the way they laugh and the way they like stupid things that you have no time for... like CACTUSES for instance... ¬¬ ... and when you look at them when you're in bed at night and just want to roll over to them and make love to them... and you do. Because you're both in love and it's awesome.

Love isn't waiting for a little girl to grow up so you can have sex with her legally/with her parents consent.

Yes but,

If Spaff had dated me when I was 12 and he was 18, it would have been the same age difference... but very wrong.

16 is a bit ¬¬.... 14 is definitely very ¬¬ indeed

Being in love with a 14 year old when you're 20, is very VERY ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

20 is my age, considering things like mortgages soon and my career NOW.  14 is younger than my little sister who doesn't even have proper breasts yet

Quite frankly, I find the fact you fancy a 14 year old girl pretty worrying. That you're in love with a 14 year old girl, is worrying.

You're basically in love with a child.

Wait.

If ENTER alone, posts for you,

How do you create spaces between your lines

like this

which I do with ENTER....?

I feel so sad! Why does my browser hate me

A-ha, ALT+S ftw....

Goddamnit!!!

I'm used to every other forum ever... you write a post, then you press TAB and ENTER to post it. Because I'm lazy and don't want to reach for the mouse, admittedly.

But on this forum, if I do that, it takes me to the game of the month page. Goddamnit!!!

anybody else find this irritating, or am I just getting payback for being the most lazy ever


AHHH I JUST DID IT AGAIN THAT TIME

I would also add to that, that I find Matt to be a lot less mature than you would expect from his age... I don't mean that to be an insult, Matt... I already said that my own boyfriend is a lot less mature than his age group (okay well, that was when I met him... in the space of a year he has managed to take a massive leap and has gone from being a bit of a flirty, attention-seeking, loudmouth to being a bit settled down...)

But, I honestly thought from the way Matt behaves online and in his videos, pics etc... that he was younger than me.

Am I just anti-social, or do you find that your partner's friends are usually not people you enjoy hanging around with? I find it more likely that it's just my own reaction though.

My partner and I have the same group of friends... some of my friends are people I met because of dating him, and some are people I've "added" to the group since knowing him. But we always get on well...

Actually, IMHO, it's not so much the age difference, it's the age GROUP difference... Matt is an adult, while his girlfriend is a teenager, that's the thing that strikes me as creepy. I mean, teenagers can be neurotic, childish, confused people. And I should know, I'm one too. Seriously, Matt, did you give this thing more than 5 minutes of thought?

Actually, that's a fair point to bring up.

I've never felt comfortable in my own age group. I always found conversation with most people my own age to be quite shallow, and I never enjoyed hanging out with people my age because they had very much more immature ways of entertaining themselves... I found other girls takes on relationships at my age to be much different from my own (a lot of girls are so immature, always creating problems and drama for their relationships and then crying to their friends if their boyfriend doesn't say 'I love you' in a convincing enough way, that kind of thing...)

Which could be why my relationship with my older boyfriend works so well: all my friends are his age, too. My youngest friend is 23, my oldest is 30. I just naturally find that's the group of people I hang out with most easily.

What about you, Pesty? Is this situation similar to yours?

I guess sometimes you have a meeting of minds with someone, and age doesn't matter so much...

The thing is, with a CERTAIN age it's a bit more... well, 16 year olds can look and behave a lot like 12 years olds.... The younger a person gets, the more you have stand back and REALLY think about whether it's okay... whether that age gap is okay for both of you...

...of course if it works okay and everything, cool, good stuff. But don't be surprised when people give you funny looks and ask how old your girlfriend is...

I LOVE HIM. WE'RE IN LOVE. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME.



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

OMFg11 im gonna stab u now helm

Wha?

I'm 6 years younger than my boyfriend. We met when he was nearly 25, and I was 19.

We were both a little apprehensive about the age difference, but it's worked out really well. We've been together for 2 years and live together now.

The thing is though, he's always been a little immature for his age, and I've always been a LOT more mature than other people my age. So I guess it worked. If I was an ordinary 21 year old and went out pubbing and clubbing and whatever else... then maybe it wouldn't work. But I'm pretty mellow for a 21 year old... I like staying in, keeping my house tidy, relaxing at home in my comfy living room with a bottle of wine... we also have really similar interests IE video games, internet, writing, reading...

So it worked. And this year I'll be 21 and he'll be 27, but it really doesn't seem like that much.

THAT SAID, he often gets funny looks from people because I STILL LOOK ABOUT 16. And he just has to deal with that. Unfortunately, I may be very mature for my age, but I look VERY young for my age. The way he's learned to deal with it, Matt, is to joke about it. It's when you have the maturity to have a relaxed attitude about it, that people know there's nothing wrong there... if you know what I mean.