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Ok, I think we are all missing a very vital fact here.

Little Boy: in one of your previous threads you said AND I QUOTE:

and I'm a fast learner, so please help me and i will do absolutely anything inÃ,  return

Does that anything include sexing my face off? Will you sex my face off? I'm getting into my mid 70's but I know men that want to ride me like a bicycle. They say it with their EYES, which are full of lust for my mature body.

You want to be careful saying that you'll do ANYthing, little boy. I might help you and then you'd have to let me sit on your face.

Have your balls dropped yet?

I want you little boy.

Let me feel your balls, I'll tell you if they're ready for spaffing all over my face little boy.

okay, I'm making my first ever game and i have loads of tilesets, and a tile cutter, but...i have no software that will let take the cut tiles and place them on a page or something to make my towns, also i am having sprite troubles, i found loads at reiners tilsets. they all had a few animations to them. each animation was in a folder, i opend the folder to find loads of bitmaps that were frame by frame images of the animation, how can i use them with ags, and where should i get the tileset using software, remember i already have reiners tile cutter please help thanx

Right.

You don't have software for cutting tiles... so what's the tile cutter for? Do you have an actual bladed tool with you, right now, for cutting bathroom tiles? Or something?

Your post is hilarious and entertaining.

If you and your wife want to sex up with other people, your best bet is it attend a swingers club. You'll find all sorts of people just DYING for dual penetration. I recommend that you get another lady in on the action, personally. Imagine slathering them with baby oil and sliding up and down their lithe, supple bodies. Once you get a bit more experience, try triple penetration on your wife... that is, yourself and two other men. Two at one end, and the other shooting off in her mouth.

Whoever takes the oral position should probably drink lots of pineapple juice beforehand, since it makes semen taste DELICIOUS!

Loosen yourselves up with a few glasses of wine first, and also, bring a video camera.

I hope this helps.

Right, now that's cleared up, I too have a question.

Do people call you 'paed' for short?

okay it's not really mine, but you can have it anyway if you want.

http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php58638

if you offer me ridiculous amounts of money for it.

come on. you love swag. you know you do.

it loves you too.


k thx bye... ¬¬

Uh no, I was actually pointing out the stupidity of the article.

Pravda reports:

On average a man spends 27 seconds to take off a bra using his both hands. This is incredible but some men participating in an experiment spent 20 minutes taking off bras! An incident that occurred to a 27-year-old man suggested researchers the idea of conducting the experiment. The man broke his finger and got copulas seriously hurt when attempting to take a bra off his woman.

Apparently it resembled a mountain climbing accident.

Maybe somebody here can help...

I'm staying in a hotel at the moment, and I have been informed it has wifi. For some reason though, I can't connect to it!

First I go to wifi settings in Animal CRossing, and it automatically detects the connection point. Since there's a little blue lock logo, I believed this meant I didn't need a password? However, when I tried to connect to it, my DS froze and had to be restarted (it didn't give an error message or anything).

I tried entering the username and password manually that I got from the hotel dudes. I get 'error 51100', but at least it doesn't freeze...

Any idea what the problem could be? Any of you had a similar problem?

two player Mario Kart DS? Yeap! Also we're going to exchange some fruits in Animal Crossing.

Over all, my first impression of Brighton is great, there are pubs and clubs just everywhere, the weather is similar to Gothenburg's, but slightly warmer, and people seem generally outgoing and relaxed.

Words can't describe how much I love Brighton

But I try.

Girls feel more comfortable in Brighton and therefore it is easier to seduce them.

Depends. For my previous boyfriends I definitely would NOT have changed my name, and not just because they were boring names (or demonic names... PRENDERGHAST).  However, my boyfriend has a really cool surname. And most names are better than 'Clarke'. Also, I haven't had the name 'Clarke' all my life... before my parents separated, I used to be 'Rusalka Grant'.

So in summary, it depends on which name you prefer. If nothing else really matters to you.

What ARE your surnames, anyway?

My phone is being a bit of a bastard, tried to send you a text... anyway, I'm going for dinner with my boyfriend at about half six, and then we're going to sit a posh wine place and play DS ...

But maybe we could go for a drink later on, I'll probably text you from my boyfriends phone a bit later. Or, we can meet up in the early afternoon tomorrow.

You can fly from Helsinki to London Heathrow for E230 with British Airways.

Or Tampere to London Stanstead for E160 with Ryanair.



(they're return flight prices, including taxes)

Alright, name the closest airport to you.

Also the second closest.

Brighton is a lively town with all the usual attractions of a seaside holiday resort: the shopping is good, The Lanes has unusual boutiques and antiques, and the seafront is a classic of its kind with the Pier still operating (do try the fish & chips there!).

Plus loads of celebrities live here, such as Jordan, Chris Eubank, Brad Pitt, and Spaff! There's also a place called Snoopers Paradise, which is bursting full of old game consoles, old games, and original Game & Watch's for like £10. Also various awesome video game publishers exist in Brighton & Hove, as well as the Headquarters for Idle Thumbs, MixnMojo and probably Eurogamer. Also, Brighton caters for gays and vegetarians. Also also, everybody in Brighton is gorgeous, and it's super sunny, AND it's by the sea. You will have so much fun if it's in Brighton. You may even want to live here! In which case, you can get a job in the various game testing houses and game publishers. What's that? Brighton is the center of all gameliness? Yes I know! It's cool, and relevant!

What's there to do in Wales? NOTHING?

Additionally, Brighton is close to London and Gatwick Airport, and is well connected by air, rail and road. Dutch/French/German/Irish/etc AGS'ers should have no problem reaching Brighton as Easyjet flies cheaply to Gatwick. A train ticket from Gatwick to Brighton costs £7 and takes 20 minutes. Come on.

Brighton is calling you.

You cannot resist it.

brighton is close to london...

Ah awesome, I was worried you didn't have anywhere to stay.

If you wanna meet up, I can only do it today since tomorrow I'm flying to Ireland.

Go anywhere nice yet?

Also I'm unsure if my phone is working or not.. it might not take to kindly to roaming... ¬¬

If you came to Brighton, you might get some Special Guest Stars from MixnMojo turn up...

Fuck wales. What's Wales got?

Hold it in Brighton!