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Yeah, get me!

Another four:
I'm an engineering student
I'm old enough to drink alcohol in any country I know
I use abovesaid right
I live about 70 kilometers from the world's most photographed building... (now that's a hard one...)

You're me!!!

hi, my name is john and i am a newbie.

I ROCK!!!!

i am currently making a game that will be a cross between adventure and shootemup. it's going to be awesome. if your lucky, ill release a demo. until then im looking for a programmer, a background artist, an animator, a musician and a writer and also a story design and also a level designer.

its going to be cool. seriously. in about ten seconds, ill even post a delevlopemenent thread for it.

Man. That guy was awesome.

What's your point, Ed?

EDIT: If that IS your real name.

Why, hello! I never noticed this thread here before. What is a Fifth Grader? How old are they approximately and also, how might one best come on to you?

My Geography Teacher. Bill Gates. Tim Schafer. Chris and Stevan. Dave Grossman and Ron Gilbert. My Vice Principal. My Art Teacher. Anthony and Dee.

DISCLAIMER:

Um, guys, while I appreciate your concern and while my teacher is hot, I do not actually intend to seduce him.

It just seemed like a funny topic. But now you've gone and fucked it up with your advicingness.

I keep telling you: just rape the guy!

Yeah, I considered that. The opportunity hasn't yet presented itself, but I'm going out Saturday Night so, if I meet him, I'll get him drunk and take advantage. If he's REALLY tough which, let's face it, he WON'T be... I'll slip some date rape and viagra into his drink.

This is going to be totally awesome!

PS Alec... that is screwed up... seriously. Especially the last two or three 'hints'..

No, I'm just one of those teen girls that wants to seduce her teacher. Like those evil Rich American Cheerleader girls from movies, except I don't live in America and I'm not rich. Oh, and I'm not a cheerleader, either.

Breaking his legs.

Oh, I don't mind. It all helps. Helps me think of intricate plots to seduce him.

He caught me trying to take a photo of him the other day. I was strategically positioned around the corner outside the Geography Room to snap him on my phone when he turned the corner. As it happened, he'd just taught an English class, so he came up from behind me and waved a book in front of the camera, grinning. He totally caught me out.

Of course, I looked at the phone and said, "Whoa, how did that get there?" and then started coughing. Naturally.

Now, if YOU were a male teacher, how would you best be seduced?

P.S. I'm without shame or morals.

Yeah. So, let's say you were your average hot male teacher of 25 years old, surrounding by adoring 15-18 year olds every day. Not even just female.

How would you be seduced?

[Yufster, with a hint of bitterness, says:]

Yufster, with a hint of bitterness, says:
Who is the sexiest male AGSer?
Shattered Sponge says:
DGMACPHEE!

Shattered Sponge says:
OH, that's OK!
Shattered Sponge says:
I thought you were going to post something embarasing.

Discuss.

It wis publishit in February 2003

He said Publishit!!!

Paris is now top of my 'places to go underneath' list.

I don't have a list of 'places to go underneath', but I do have a list of people to go underneath, so I'll put it on that instead, just above Ewan McGregor but below my Geography Teacher.

Speaking of Double Fine's address, that's no longer Double Fine's address.

You have the wrong building.

Jesus Christ.

I didn't know it was that detailed.

That's creepy.

Jeez, I really, really feel like pulling somebody out of one of those cars and running over a parade, for some reason.

I think it's better summed up with this: http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/index.php?topic=9059.0

DeeGee, you are a bastard, darling.

A funny, funny bastard.

John Romero met up with and subsequently married a girl he met online.

But they met up in real life first before they started dating.

My opinion on online dating is summed up nicely in the following:

<Mary> Oh, John!!1 I am tingling under the touch of your letters!1
<John1980> Oh Mary, I love the way you take your finger off the shift key but continue to press '1'
<Mary> Take me John. Take me now!
<John1980> I slowly unbuton your blouse
<John1980> *unbutton
*Mary has quit IRC: <ping timeout>
<John1980> MARY!??? NOOOOOO. Fucking Dial Up Connections!
<BOYD1982> dont mind me. i'm just watching.
<Vel> Has anybody played 'Who Wants to Live Forever'?

Somebody find Double Fine for me.